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Bullpen has looked better tonight

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

18 innings. 0 XBHs.

Team SLG .172

cool cool 

 

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38 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

17 innings at the plate. 0 XBHs.

Team SLG .172

cool cool 

 

If it makes everyone feel any better I don't think our slugging would be any better with Bregman and Tucker on the team after 2 games

Heading down for the game tomorrow.

For those there yesterday or tonight, anything new at the park this year worth checking out?

food options?

32 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

If it makes everyone feel any better I don't think our slugging would be any better with Bregman and Tucker on the team after 2 games

It couldn't be much worse

19 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Heading down for the game tomorrow.

For those there yesterday or tonight, anything new at the park this year worth checking out?

food options?

 

nope 

 

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

It couldn't be much worse

Only two games but rangers might make this interesting if our O is shitty and mariners early returns have them looking a lot like 2024

8 hours ago, UTHornFan014 said:

If it makes everyone feel any better I don't think our slugging would be any better with Bregman and Tucker on the team after 2 games

Bregman doesn't start until August and Ted would be hurt already.

Bregs has 1 hit in 2 games with 2 walks for a .125 ave.
Tucker is also hitting .125 but has 2 RBI.

Edited by Iceman

If Altuve is going to stay in left field Astros need to figure out how to get Brandon Lowe from Tampa to play second. On last year of contract with team option for next year. Nice stop gap to Brice Matthews at second. Be nice to find a sucker for Montero to even out the salary. Lowe is left handed bat with some pop but has some injury history. Not sure what a trade would look like but he would look good in this lineup for a year or two.

52 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

If Altuve is going to stay in left field Astros need to figure out how to get Brandon Lowe from Tampa to play second. On last year of contract with team option for next year. Nice stop gap to Brice Matthews at second. Be nice to find a sucker for Montero to even out the salary. Lowe is left handed bat with some pop but has some injury history. Not sure what a trade would look like but he would look good in this lineup for a year or two.

They offered him in an attempt to get Tucker. The rest of the package was not close to enough. And early returns are we made a good decision turning that down 

Since there is no game tomorrow,  you get a Sunday lineup on a Saturday 

 

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19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They aren't gonna let our HOF 2B play 2B again, are they?

My prediction was he either plays more than 200 games there or less than 10 before the year started and I bet on less than 10. I don’t think they have much of any interest in situationally shifting him around. 

I would just have a huge chart up in the clubhouse.  

On one side, Brendan Rodgers's errors:  1

 

On the other, Brendan Rodgers's hits:  0

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

They aren't gonna let our HOF 2B play 2B again, are they?

He’s a HOF hitter who happened to play a somewhat decent 2B. 

Edited by TonyTexas

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My prediction was he either plays more than 200 games there or less than 10 before the year started and I bet on less than 10. I don’t think they have much of any interest in situationally shifting him around. 

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2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My prediction was he either plays more than 200 games there or less than 10 before the year started and I bet on less than 10. I don’t think they have much of any interest in situationally shifting him around. 

 

Jose Altuve is taking some ground balls at second base right now during batting practice. Would not be surprised to see him get a start there during the upcoming Giants series.

 

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This must be the 7 line army game or whatever because these fucks are everywhere. Way more than Opening Day and there were a lot then.

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

This must be the 7 line army game or whatever because these fucks are everywhere. Way more than Opening Day and there were a lot then.
 

Sigh.

 

my tickets are right next to their dugout

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