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On 3/26/2025 at 10:08 AM, GenXer said:

They will celebrate this until they can’t afford the maintenance on their dope ass football stadium.

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@immamac

 

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Edited by RomaVicta

34 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Those Tesla advertising dollars make a big difference in the wreath fund balance, yo!

Just now, immamac said:

if you are treefiddy nothing changes lol only for the pure freeloaders who are Legacy Members only

Tons of capitalist free-riders post in Business & Markets. Since they ought to understand your need to monetize the board for a bit of revenue, you should do the same there.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

if you are treefiddy nothing changes lol only for the pure freeloaders who are Legacy Members only

"pure freeloader" yet driving ad revenue...

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3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

"pure freeloader" yet driving ad revenue...

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"Parasite Class" 

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

"pure freeloader" yet driving ad revenue...

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It also costs money to keep the lights on. In many ways Immamac is actually hosting a fucking free soup kitchen. Sorry once a month you poors have to watch some dipshit human directional spin his billboard for H&R Block in your field of vision while you wait in line for a handout.  

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It also costs money to keep the lights on. In many ways Immamac is actually hosting a fucking free soup kitchen.

Welp, then Surly doesn't have a very good business model.  If it can't sustain itself, then shut it down.

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sorry once a month you poors have to watch some dipshit human directional spin his billboard for H&R Block in your field of vision while you wait in line for a handout.  

 I don't mind watching the ads, but don't insinuate that I'm a freeloader if the site is making money on the ads sold based on all pageviews.

However, if Surly is losing money because of us non-Treefiddy members, then it should go to a completely private, member funded website model.

Edited by DixonHur

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Welp, then Surly doesn't have a very good business model.  If it can't sustain itself, then shut it down.

 I don't mind watching the ads, but don't insinuate that I'm a freeloader if the site is making money on the ads sold based on all pageviews.

However, if Surly is losing money because of us non-Treefiddy members, then it should go to a completely private, member funded website model.

It can sustain itself, with ad revenue. So why would he shut it down? Particularly if you don't mind watching the ads?

If he could sustain the site solely on the people who pay subscriptions, he would. I've known immamac for awhile, he is passionate AF about this place, and spends a fuck ton of his own coin and time keeping it alive. I won't speak for him, but going private and sustaining solely on those who pay would diminish the thoughts and posts we get on the website, at least in his mind, I'd wager. 

Also, the guy was making a pretty flippant joke. For a long time surlygoer, you're being a bit sensitive about it, imo. 

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It also costs money to keep the lights on. In many ways Immamac is actually hosting a fucking free soup kitchen. Sorry once a month you poors have to watch some dipshit human directional spin his billboard for H&R Block in your field of vision while you wait in line for a handout.  

I just need my fix man...

kermit the frog has a syringe in his mouth .

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It can sustain itself, with ad revenue. So why would he shut it down? Particularly if you don't mind watching the ads?

If he could sustain the site solely on the people who pay subscriptions, he would. I've known immamac for awhile, he is passionate AF about this place, and spends a fuck ton of his own coin and time keeping it alive. I won't speak for him, but going private and sustaining solely on those who pay would diminish the thoughts and posts we get on the website, at least in his mind, I'd wager. 

Also, the guy was making a pretty flippant joke. For a long time surlygoer, you're being a bit sensitive about it, imo. 

I was joking too, until you jumped my shit.

31 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Welp, then Surly doesn't have a very good business model.  If it can't sustain itself, then shut it down.

 I don't mind watching the ads, but don't insinuate that I'm a freeloader if the site is making money on the ads sold based on all pageviews.

However, if Surly is losing money because of us non-Treefiddy members, then it should go to a completely private, member funded website model.

Burnt Ends is the unprofitable part of this. I make up the shortfall and there's a lot of shortfall this year and last year. We haven't been fully funded the past 2 seasons, but I kept it going because I thought it was important. Burnt ends actually costs nearly as much per month to me as keeping the site running costs, maybe more I haven't run the numbers, but sub numbers are not great and I think in general people are a bit disenfranchised by NIL instead of intrigued by it. That's to say there aren't NET NEW people interested in paying NIL players, it's on a diminishing curve industry wide, and the money is coming from revshare which turns general interest into NIL dollars mechanically inside of the AD rather than intentionally outside the program. 

I'm actually rethinking Burnt Ends in its entirety at this point, because I'm not sure it makes much sense in a post revenue sharing world, surly can get a lot more value for the money we spend on NIL than what we are getting from Burnt Ends right now (which is effectively zero). I'm thinking a pivot to a more merch based revenue setup makes a lot more sense, and then it can be a revshare model instead of a pure donation/subscription model for content that it is now. 

The deals I did with Jonathon Brooks are far and away the most effective things I've ever done to draw site traffic. They were also the most fun. Trolling the entire country on transfer portal day in 2023 was top tier. 

I’ll gladly pay $10/month or whatever to avoid eye cancer. I think the minimum is $3.50/month for the same. Stop buying stonks, reduce your onlyfans sub use, buy one less 6 pack of Michelob ultra a month, whatever, it’s worth it. 

On 3/27/2025 at 2:45 PM, DixonHur said:

Welp, then Surly doesn't have a very good business model.  If it can't sustain itself, then shut it down.

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