Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

My carpal tunnel this morning hurts from having shots for each HR.

  • Replies 1.2k
  • Views 47.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

3 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Only thing that can derail us now is him getting a visit from the cops for choking his significant other. 

Too soon man. 

3 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Only thing that can derail us now is him getting a visit from the cops for choking his significant other. 

Upload Not Cool GIF by Amazon Prime Video

4 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Only thing that can derail us now is him getting a visit from the cops for choking his significant other. 

200w.gif?cid=6c09b9521pztf4j6mk7enjoesm4

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Shocking … coming from you.🥸

Plus, *Cat

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

IMG_3631.jpeg

El Bigote or La Pistola...either way, dude was dealin' yesterday. 

Val Kilmer Tombstone GIF

@TheArmFarm has definitely been working some magic with our starters and a few in the pen (Grubbs, Volantis, Bing , Flores ?)

Through 3/29

Player                       era      w-l   app gs  cg  sho  sv   ip      h     r    er   bb   so   2b  3b   hr   b/avg    wp   hp   bk   sfa  sha

53 Luke Harrison    2.1 2    2-0    7     7    0    0/1    0   29.2  25  15   7    15   29    8    0     1    . 2 2 5     3    7      0      0      1

13 Ruger Riojas       3.00    6-1    10     2      0     0/1    0   33.0  26   11   11     6    36    5     0      2      . 2 1 1       1      2      0      0     0

12 Jared Spencer   3.62    3-1     7     7    0     0/0     0   37.1    33   15  15   16  47   4    0     4    . 2 3 9     2     3    0       1    3

 

University Of Texas GIF by Jeopardy!

 

 

 

33 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That dude can’t spell Cat if you spot him the “C”

 

 

 

5 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Only thing that can derail us now is him getting a visit from the cops for choking his significant other. 

Daniel Sunjata Starz GIF by Power Book II: Ghost

14 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Animated GIF

I understood as well. Still too soon. Just like Stanford’s substandard

baseball lighting 

Edited by SportyHorn

3 hours ago, B00M said:

Injury updates please

 

My face got sunburn yesterday at the games

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That dude can’t spell Cat if you spot him the “C”

Yeah, well, i can spell cunt. 

35 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

My face got sunburn yesterday at the games

I am sure team appreciates the support.  Watching on TV,  quite a few Texas fans.

Any idea why Mizzou doesn't get more support from their fans ?   

39 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

My face got sunburn yesterday at the games

Your wife’s face got glazed while you were at the game 

2 minutes ago, torre said:

Any idea why Mizzou doesn't get more support from their fans ?   

Because their team sucks?

16 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Because their team sucks?

Hitting Home Run GIF by Hit Lasers

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Because their team sucks?

It was also spring break so no students in town

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

It was also spring break so no students in town

. . . and Columbia is about as big as Abilene.  Not a lot of support base without students.  (At least historically speaking.)

On 3/30/2025 at 8:44 AM, TrashMaster G said:

My knees are really stiff this morning. Good news is my back is fine.

There’s a fellatio joke in here, but it’s too early on Monday morning and I’m too tired from my newest daughter (3 weeks old) for me to connect the dots. 

Just now, hornian said:

There’s a fellatio joke in here, but it’s too early on Monday morning and I’m too tired from my newest daughter (3 weeks old) for me to connect the dots. 

Congrats, neighbor!

37 minutes ago, hornian said:

There’s a fellatio joke in here, but it’s too early on Monday morning and I’m too tired from my newest daughter (3 weeks old) for me to connect the dots. 

Congrats on the baby girl!

Now you can start counting down the years until she's on HER knees and perfecting her fellatio skills.

 

How the turntables, eh?

39 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Congrats on the baby girl!

Now you can start counting down the years until she's on HER knees and perfecting her fellatio skills.

 

How the turntables, eh?

23f46716b54725c811b4f8eefbfc4589cd3824fd

7 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Congrats on the baby girl!

Now you can start counting down the years until she's on HER knees and perfecting her fellatio skills.

 

How the turntables, eh?

At least I won’t be a young grandfather.
 

We’re sex positive in the casa de hornian. 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Congrats on the baby girl!

Now you can start counting down the years until she's on HER knees and perfecting her fellatio skills.

 

How the turntables, eh?

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.