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What in the goddamn aggy shit is going on around here?  Can’t log into to tapa but this shit ass browser works. 

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3 hours ago, immamac said:

we failed over to others

That ain’t no fucking shit. 

[mention=1357]Sbbruin[/mention] I blame you for the outage. 
 
For those curious about the http - there are currently 2 servers that have failed and we failed over to others tomorrow the site will be back to normal. 


Which normal? The one where we can’t login with tapa or the one where the whole site is down?
[mention=1357]Sbbruin[/mention] I blame you for the outage. 
 
For those curious about the http - there are currently 2 servers that have failed and we failed over to others tomorrow the site will be back to normal. 


Which normal? The one where we can’t login with tapa or the one where the whole site is down?
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2 hours ago, immamac said:

alright I just quadrupled the size of the database hardware and we've completed load balancing of all the services - I'm not going to touch anything for a week and we'll see how things go

 

Back to no more “unread” threads on tapa.

Have we tried unplugging it, waiting 30 seconds, and then plugging it back in?

1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

Temporarily back. 

Yes, but for how long?  I fear the borkage has taken up permanent residence here.

 

So you’re saying it’s temporarily permanently borked?

1 hour ago, Hate said:

So you’re saying it’s temporarily permanently borked?

Solid maybe

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I gotta say somehow I missed the latest round of bork. I understand that's what a mole would say and I have no wife pics.

 

So you posted about shit that was well over 48 hours ago that didn’t affect you? What a stupid mother fucking post, jesus fuck. 

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Were your spidey senses tingling? 

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getting aheadd of the speeling nazi's

Yeah, the ones that show a fucking stupid-ass post. You win for being an idiot days later. 

You can spin it all you want, but you are a stupid mother fucker for not reading the thread. 

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My bad for being a contributor. Speaking of which I notice you're a weakass  punk that can't pony up to Treefiddy.  Make sure you keep the peanut gallery swept, m'kay?

Great trash, really top drawer. Paying imma with as bad as this site is stupid. 

“A weakass punk”. Man, you win. 

That’s fucking awesome. 

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It's what I do.

Pay up poors. 

Drunk or stupid? I’m going with stupid. 

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getting aheadd of the speeling nazi's

 

This poor guy can’t see. 

RPM is exactly like Rocko, he wants everyone to know he contributes $3.50/month. 

 

Congrats bro, Rocko was a bad mother fucker too. 

If giving a couple of bucks would keep this site from getting fucked off every time the wind blew or the aggys fucked up something or lied, I’d send a few dollars.

7 hours ago, spystud13 said:

RPM is exactly like Rocko, he wants everyone to know he contributes $3.50/month. 

 

Congrats bro, Rocko was a bad mother fucker too. 

Off topic, but Rocko once threatened to shit on a guy's entire family. I don't know if he did it or not. If he did, I bet that guy's family was shocked and confused. 

On 7/15/2019 at 1:31 PM, Sbbruin said:

Yes, but for how long?  I fear the borkage has taken up permanent residence here.

 

Alas, the borkage has come home to roost.

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Borkage will consume us all. 

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