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17 hours later, our fearless leader woke up. 

17 hours for the moderator of the site to realize that his site fucking failed yet again. 

 

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Hand over the site if you can’t handle it. This shit has gone WAY longer than any newborn. 

Edited by spystud13

Why can’t you hand it over to a better moderator? You don’t have any connection to the school, you have a kid now, perfect time to bounce. Give it back to bl, he won’t fuck it up. 

imma, every single poster on this site knows you want to be the mod. You are horrible at it, you need to step away. Do it for yourself, your kid, & the site. 

I have a fucking newborn you cunt. Go post on another fucking site if you don't like it and stop being a piece of shit. 

You got a kid now? Shit congrats. Enjoy it.
1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

imma, every single poster on this site knows you want to be the mod. You are horrible at it, you need to step away. Do it for yourself, your kid, & the site. 

Neg'd for the ampersand, and the shitty attitude.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Alright dude you are gone. 

@spystud13 was like one of those dudes who goes suicide by cop by just walking right at the cop with a knife in his hand and won't drop it despite being told to time and again.  Eventually the cop has no choice but to put him down.

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

@spystud13 was like one of those dudes who goes suicide by cop by just walking right at the cop with a knife in his hand and won't drop it despite being told to time and again.  Eventually the cop has no choice but to put him down.

 

Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts?

Y'know what's borked? 

Autoplay videos.

Get that shit outta here.

Soooo Spy didn’t fix “Unread” before he left?

20 hours ago, Llogg said:

shit, who's going to stalk sorority sluts now?

I'm sure some other creepy stalker can step up to the plate. 

So did I miss anything in here?

Haha Tapa double post. Perfect.

Obviously, this software has a higher admin burden than the old version of vbulletin "we" were using at TOS.

But, on balance, I think the features are probably worth it, especially as a non tapa user.

I appreciate imma and bl and whoever else gives their time to this little endeavor.

On 12/20/2019 at 1:33 PM, tbone_ said:

Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts?

That shit is seriously borked.  No.

Wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts?

Who knew South Austin’s mom posted here?
On 12/21/2019 at 8:01 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Obviously, this software has a higher admin burden than the old version of vbulletin "we" were using at TOS.

But, on balance, I think the features are probably worth it, especially as a non tapa user.

I appreciate imma and bl and whoever else gives their time to this little endeavor.

Yeah, the search on this board and the indexing for content you want to filter by in the activity feed is over 100x faster than vbulletin, but it comes with the trade-off that elastic search is pretty shitty when it fails because it doesn't just completely go, it just like half works. The other good thing is that can be broken and the rest of the site is totally fine. We had a few rough patches early before we made all the HA automated and redundant. Overall the architecture is way more complex, but for the last 3 months we have had over 99.95% uptime and on busy days the board isn't noticeably different from a performance perspective. It actually loads faster when it's busier due to the way the cache works. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Is the “condensed” view in activity feeds borked?

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Doesn't seem to be on mobile. 

hmm ok, thanks

^ You are correct, it’s still fucked. Normally I would post a screenshot to prove it, but can’t really now. 

Definitely been fucked since last night. I assumed it was a symptom of the game slowdown from last night, but still happening.

 

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Edited by UnivTex34

When I get to the end of a topic, bottom of the page, and click on "Go to topic listing" it used to take me to that particular forum, but now it lists all new threads in all forums.  Why the change?

On 1/1/2020 at 8:37 AM, The Dude said:

Is the “condensed” view in activity feeds borked?

yes it is.  everything shows up as expanded and even when "condensed" is selected the threads still show up in expanded form.

seems widespread on all invision boards...very strange since software didn't change I did upgrade to the latest insignificant release just to make sure - I also restarted all the servers. I have a feeling this has something stupid to do with TZ's and 2020 dates. I'll keep on top of it and let you know when I hear from their support team.

 

https://forums.unraid.net/topic/86782-condensed-view-not-working/

12 hours ago, immamac said:

it seems fixed. Clear your cache/cookies if you are still experiencing the issue. I patched to the latest latest version which was just released.

https://invisioncommunity.com/forums/topic/455233-condensed-or-expanded-view-not-working

Here's the thread with the cause - it was due to 2020 and some cookie expiration settings

So you’re saying it’s Y2K, just 20 years late?

  • 3 weeks later...

Gifs won't add when I select them, and sometimes they're there and other times not. I'm on mobile.

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Suddenly having problems posting. Looks like it gets hung up when you hit submit. Open the page in a new window and it shows not posted, then a minute or so later it posts. 

Here is a spectacular example:

 

Edited by RPM

Yup. Huge ass lag 

Yep - I just posted and it appeared the post didn’t go through so I canceled it.

Then I refreshed the thread and there’s my post. Four times.

Yep - I just posted and it appeared the post didn’t go through so I canceled it.

Then I refreshed the thread and there’s my post. Four times.

Don’t refresh or re-submit, you just have to wait when it’s doing this. 

Shit's borked, yo.

@Bama Chick keeps posting over and over and over and over again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also Twitter isn't embedding.

Edited by DDD Dad

Imma fucked this place up again 

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