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2 hours ago, immamac said:

sorry guys haven't slept but 2 hours and have had to actually do my day job - the search engine going back to mysql during the migration state has cause us to fill up the disk a few times which is why we got the gateway errors (we are running on a single node in the old datacenter) I'm configuring the new datacenter to receive traffic tonight so tomorrow everything should be back to normal (or better than normal as we added more servers)

 

 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

have had to actually do my day job

exactly my feeling. please don't make me work again tomorrow. 

I'm listening to Beethoven's 5th symphony in my head.  Except, instead of musical notes, I hear the word "bork". 

I'm listening to Beethoven's 5th symphony in my head.  Except, instead of musical notes, I hear the word "bork". 
[emoji444] Bork-bork-bork borrrrrrrrrk! [emoji444]
4 hours ago, immamac said:

sorry guys haven't slept but 2 hours and have had to actually do my day job - the search engine going back to mysql during the migration state has cause us to fill up the disk a few times which is why we got the gateway errors (we are running on a single node in the old datacenter) I'm configuring the new datacenter to receive traffic tonight so tomorrow everything should be back to normal (or better than normal as we added more servers)

 

Your mom is receiving traffic

I thought the world had finally ended.

Thank got the sites back up. I almost had to go to fucking reddit 

This is comical. 
Why do you get so angry with this site you visit for free? It was a planned update with no time frame. Hornfans is up. Why not go there?

Three-word reply, bro. Why do you ever even bother quoting me?

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2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I almost had to do some work.

I did AND paid attention to coworkers. It. was. hell.

I know I have been in quarantine but is it still 4/14?

12 hours ago, NAVY said:

I almost had to go to fucking reddit 

Oh sweet baby jebus. That's the end of the line.

Will the search index ever process? Million dollar question. 

It’s a screenshot. But that’s not important right now.

wtf were you doing in CR?

10 hours ago, justhookit said:

It’s a screenshot. But that’s not important right now.

wtf were you doing in CR?

 

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

Fucking autoplay videos, man ... they need to die.

This guy. I agree with this guy.

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On 4/16/2020 at 7:43 AM, Moby Ric said:

I know I have been in quarantine but is it still 4/14?

No, it's 4/21.

504 bad gateway and really slow loading of pages right now.  Takes about 20 seconds on a 150 down internet connection if it doesnt 504. 

“You had one job...”

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

the datacenter is having internet problems. fucking cunts.

 

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indexer appears to still be fucking off. if you want to forward a snippet of those cobol lines, i'll take a look.

have you cleaned the floppy drive recently?

indexer appears to still be fucking off. if you want to forward a snippet of those cobol lines, i'll take a look.
have you cleaned the floppy drive recently?
Only one drop of alcohol on the cotton

How long should it take to update the search index?  Not having the activity streams update correctly sucks *almost* as bad as OU.

Search doesn't appear to work. Is there something I'm doing wrong? I want to search for posts but it doesn't do anything.

@immamac, please make an honest answer. It has been 10 days. Why does your site still fucking suck? 

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On 4/19/2020 at 9:56 AM, ss13 said:

Will the search index ever process? Million dollar question. 

 

On 4/19/2020 at 9:17 PM, rage-a-holic said:

search indexer update?

 

On 4/21/2020 at 9:46 PM, The University said:

indexer appears to still be fucking off. if you want to forward a snippet of those cobol lines, i'll take a look.

have you cleaned the floppy drive recently?

 

On 4/22/2020 at 10:44 AM, bernorange said:

How long should it take to update the search index?  Not having the activity streams update correctly sucks *almost* as bad as OU.

 

Seriously, will either dork that ran I35 without gas, answer this shit? 

 

Shits totally borked right now.
Host not found or some shit.
At least tapa’s working

31 pages of stupid fuck, imma will blame it on others. 

An issue I've noticed for some time is the Burnt Orange toolbar(?) at the top of the page which has the search bar, number of open tabs, etc will periodically turn all white only at Surlyhorns.

This prevents me from seeing where to touch to close tabs.  What I've been doing is pressing where I know the tabs open is supposed to be, and it works as it should.

It's still strange, and was wondering if this happens to anyone else.

 

10 minutes ago, Somnio said:

An issue I've noticed for some time is the Burnt Orange toolbar(?) at the top of the page which has the search bar, number of open tabs, etc will periodically turn all white only at Surlyhorns.

This prevents me from seeing where to touch to close tabs.  What I've been doing is pressing where I know the tabs open is supposed to be, and it works as it should.

It's still strange, and was wondering if this happens to anyone else.

 

Nope.  You’ve got computer aids.

WTF is up with all the slow loading pages, bad gateway stuff today?

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