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6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I think the guys “broke down” after another midnight trip to Dallas

Broke down south of Dallas?

5 minutes ago, B1G said:

How am I supposed to fuck off at work if this site is borked?

This.  I've been doing real, actual work all morning.  This cannot continue.

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

well...that was pretty horrible still trying to find out what happened, but sometime after I went to sleep the whole rack decided to take a shit.

You hired that aggy contractor, didn't you?

The whole fucking shit fell down over night.  Aggy network fucking sucks! 

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It's sad how often I'm checking to see if a fan website for a school I didn't attend is up.

20 hours ago, immamac said:

fuck my life sorry guys. I'm done doing whatever I was doing for now so the site will be fine.

Lulz.

Hey guys, did you know the website has been fucked up lately?  Because its been fucked up lately.  

 

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I accept any and all criticism for the last week of garbage state.

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You mother was a hamster and  your father smelt of elderberries. 

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What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?

 

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did we lose the site in another lawsuit?

Do we need to start posting shit pics everywhere?

I don't know that we need a reason to post scat. 

Anyhoo, is this the RONA version of Surly? 

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?

Another last minute midnight fling to Dallas and back is what’s going on
What in the Wide World of Sports is going on around here?

Another last minute midnight fling to Dallas and back is what’s going on

Why does this shit always happen on mornings I am up cause I can't sleep.  Now my whole day is thrown off cause of work.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I accept any and all criticism for the last week of garbage state.

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Ironic double post.  Or at least humorous. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I accept any and all criticism

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Did you pay for that haircut?

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

yeah we don't really need immamac anymore now that we have Pancho

He's a doctor.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I accept any and all criticism for the last week of garbage state.

how about, "this place now runs marginally better than Hornfans.com during a game, circa 2006"....?

I've been using this board for free for years.  I can't complain.  I feel like the number of times, in my experience, it's been unavailable or under maintenance has been in the single digits if I recall right.  I remember during the Hornfans days they would be hostile to anyone just offering to help.  The communication here has always been steady since the day Black started.  Acknowledgement goes a long way, instead of "hey, are you aware of this particular problem and is there anything I can do?"  "No.  Fuck off.  If you don't like it go start your own site.  You have my blessing."

Should we start up a collection to buy some new vacuum tubes?

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

You hired that aggy contractor, didn't you?

The whole fucking shit fell down over night.  Aggy network fucking sucks! 

Your tree-fiddy is paying off Kroger Field. 

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Where are we all headed to next?

surlyshaggytexasbevo.com

Remember, this whole cascade of shit started with Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone.  You can definitely blame her.

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I promise there will be a very large bartab to pay for these transgressions when COVID-19 restrictions are lifted.

Need my Venmo?

Did we lose a war?   This isn't America.  This isn't even Mexico.

The tapa “unread” view is not updating this morning. I’ve tried refreshing it several times, but the threads don’t update. The “participated” view is updating normally.

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

The tapa “unread” view is not updating this morning. I’ve tried refreshing it several times, but the threads don’t update. The “participated” view is updating normally.

Same on non-tapa chrome

23 hours ago, immamac said:

I accept any and all criticism for the last week of garbage state.

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56 minutes ago, Hate said:

The tapa “unread” view is not updating this morning. I’ve tried refreshing it several times, but the threads don’t update. The “participated” view is updating normally.

same on chrome for me

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