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You are going to notice some weird shit for a few days. 

Seattle, 1979, was the first time someone told me that. Then we went to see Alien.

Were you the one that went to go see that movie on acid or shrooms?  I don't remember much about people on this board 'cause it ain't real, but somebody said something along those lines earlier this year and holy shit if that didn't tattoo itself in my brain.  It must have clicked some flashback in my brain somewhere because just the idea of seeing that movie on anything besides water and a good night's sleep freaked the fuck out of me.  I had mushrooms once and watched "True Romance" at our off-campus house on VHS, and it was about all I could handle.  

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Were you the one that went to go see that movie on acid

Sorry for partying.

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It was some pretty good Mickey Mouse stamped blotter

What was more awkward?  Watching the remaining crew members talking to Bishop's severed yogurt-head on acid, or Tom Herman's coaching performance sober?  

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TH. Drugs explained the former. 

Damn I rewatched Alien and Aliens Saturday night.  Not on acid.  Fucked that up. 

Sure wish “Unread” in Tappa worked correctly. Tappa says it’s Surly. Surly says it’s Tappa.


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On 10/12/2020 at 8:38 AM, Lobo said:

Were you the one that went to go see that movie on acid or shrooms?  I don't remember much about people on this board 'cause it ain't real, but somebody said something along those lines earlier this year and holy shit if that didn't tattoo itself in my brain.  It must have clicked some flashback in my brain somewhere because just the idea of seeing that movie on anything besides water and a good night's sleep freaked the fuck out of me.  I had mushrooms once and watched "True Romance" at our off-campus house on VHS, and it was about all I could handle.  

I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey on mushrooms.  That was great.

Up there with The Wall on acid

Sure wish “Unread” in Tappa worked correctly. Tappa says it’s Surly. Surly says it’s Tappa.


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Not sure if anyone did anything but all the sudden the memory leak/loss happens a lot less frequently. Unread actually loading on Tappa. Still a couple times it won’t work but better.
On 10/12/2020 at 9:38 AM, Lobo said:

Were you the one that went to go see that movie on acid or shrooms?  I don't remember much about people on this board 'cause it ain't real, but somebody said something along those lines earlier this year and holy shit if that didn't tattoo itself in my brain.  It must have clicked some flashback in my brain somewhere because just the idea of seeing that movie on anything besides water and a good night's sleep freaked the fuck out of me.  I had mushrooms once and watched "True Romance" at our off-campus house on VHS, and it was about all I could handle.  


Last movie I was on acid was a while ago. We were pretty lit so me and my friend stumbled across the street to the neighborhood theater. It’s hard to read when your on acid so we just went by the pictures. There was a Sci-fi space movie we hadn’t heard of so we say ‘fuck yes!’

movies name turned out to be “Event Horizon”

 

Event Horizon?  What the hell is the matter with you people?   Torture porn, in outer space...on acid?  Was "Hostel" sold out when you got to the theater?  Thanks for the nightmare fuel man. 

I used to like to go out onto adventures on acid/shrooms, like camping or live music.  I don't think I could have handled sitting still in a theater for two hours even if it was "March of the Penguins."  Just too much visual/audio stimulus.  I liked one or the other I guess.  Even all the Dead shows I went to, once they started "space/drums" and all the trippy shit on the circle screen above Heart/Kruetzmann, I'd usually go walk around in the back.  Had one overly intense experience at just one show, thankfully.  Luckily for me, some twirling girl selling grilled cheeses told me to invent a nice totem based on happy child memories that would help guide me through the rest of the trip.  So I stuck Jerry Garcia's head on the Mighty Mouse cartoon and he talked me down.  

What were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, Shit's Borked.  Still can't see half the images on my phone.  

Does this have anything to do with my Tapa not working for the last 7-10 days? If so, I'm still having issues.

immamac must be bored this morning

Without a CR where am I supposed to post the pictures of the crying Bolivian fascists who were promised by the CIA that they would get to control the country!?

14 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Without a CR where am I supposed to post the pictures of the crying Bolivian fascists who were promised by the CIA that they would get to control the country!?

I figured you for Elon crying memes.

We really don’t need to see the posters’ names & different types of rep received on a particular post. 

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I’ll probably regret saying this but whatever changed has fixed the “Memory leak” or whatever the issue was. The Unread button has worked with zero errors today. Even refreshes with no issues.

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I've seen it in one of these threads.  What do you do when embedded tweets aren't showing up?  Using Edge browser.

How do I unfuck my embed settings? Links are posting as plain text instead of embedding

So, Tapa is doing that thing where it won't let me log in (I never logged out, it just decided that I had), says Operation timed out after 5000 milliseconds  blah blah blah.  It's done that before.  Don't know if it's a Tapa-end problem or not, but in any case, I'm locked out of Tapa, maybe others are having that issue too.

If not, then I guess Tapa just sucks on my end, and maybe it will resolve, maybe it wont.

19 hours ago, immamac said:

Clear your cookies and try again or is it instagram? 

Still bork'd, its twitter and every link I copy and paste into the text box.

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, Tapa is doing that thing where it won't let me log in (I never logged out, it just decided that I had), says Operation timed out after 5000 milliseconds  blah blah blah.  It's done that before.  Don't know if it's a Tapa-end problem or not, but in any case, I'm locked out of Tapa, maybe others are having that issue too.

If not, then I guess Tapa just sucks on my end, and maybe it will resolve, maybe it wont.

Same.

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

Haven't touched the servers or tapa - my tapa works fine I assume you are on ios what version of tapa?

I'm on ios, not sure what version -- I updated it recently (probably the past week or so), but it was working fine last night.

58 minutes ago, immamac said:

Haven't touched the servers or tapa - my tapa works fine I assume you are on ios what version of tapa?

I’m on IOS but not Tapatalk. About every 10th time I go to a new page I’m getting logged out of surly.

It normally happens to me about once a day. I guess ? It could be something with my isp because it happens on multiple devices.

edit- ok never mind I think I understand. I clear my history after going to my bank website or anywhere I use a credit card. I guess that will do it.

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

So, Tapa is doing that thing where it won't let me log in (I never logged out, it just decided that I had), says Operation timed out after 5000 milliseconds  blah blah blah.  It's done that before.  Don't know if it's a Tapa-end problem or not, but in any case, I'm locked out of Tapa, maybe others are having that issue too.

If not, then I guess Tapa just sucks on my end, and maybe it will resolve, maybe it wont.

 

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

Same.

 

Same

Speaking of Tappa, ever figure this one out on unread? ce938ba8b1dfb5aa2a686359a62c6c0a.png

Mine works just fine. I seriously don't know what to tell everyone having issues. This is a tapatalk thing not a board or server thing. The server(s) aren't timing out any requests. 

After the firing and all that I'm upgrading to a new version of the software and we will have a native mobile app instead of having to deal with tapa. 

This is the error I get very often. I only get it when I try to refresh unread threads.

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I’m on iOS version 14.2. Tapatalk version is 8.9.0.

This is also something that happens fairly often as well...the tapa double post. Sometimes the app look as if it is “frozen” but then it creates two of the same post.

It cleared up for me - checked tapa periodically, and it started working a little while ago.

Idk why y'all fuck with tapa, the mobile web version of this site is pretty decent and scales well to boot

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