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I recently upgraded phones from a pretty old phone with presumably an old version of Chrome. Now when I quote a post on Chrome mobile, and try to delete one or more embedded quotes, nothing deletes but I get the blockquote widget added to the text.

Wtf is up with that? Is it my virtual keyboard, chrome, user error? I need that dude from the commercials about becoming your parents.... "we're gonna open a. pdf, whose next?" Screenshot_20210118-141427.thumb.jpg.f1e438f013d0f064e7e55453bbb94159.jpg

 

Sites moving very slow today... I'm on S86

10 minutes ago, Richter said:

Sites moving very slow today... I'm on S86

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On 1/17/2021 at 12:11 PM, immamac said:

Yeah I am fixing something today that should make the slowdowns go away. 

Did you, though? This shit is dial-up level. 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Did you, though? This shit is dial-up level. 

When an aggy fixes something, it breaks or falls down. So...

17 hours ago, immamac said:

I have always had this problem on mobile. I just reload page then clear clear editor. I can see about putting a clear editor button that is permanent in the editor frame. 

That would be great! I have needed the feature several times with my twitter pasting errors in the past. Also, stuff is still very slow.

Correct^^^^  Each page/tab is taking 20+ seconds to load.  Currently at 168 meg DL speeds. 

Shit's borked, yo.  Cookie monster not working either.

Thought I was losing what’s left of my mind. Thanks for the fix 

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

sorry guys it's better now. 

Have to reinstall this?

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34 minutes ago, immamac said:

Anyone getting 500 errors intermittently? I got 3 in the last 15 minutes and the servers are not loaded with traffic. I may need to adjust my script that keeps the slowdown from happening. 

I had a 502 just a few minutes ago

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Glacier slow currently. 

Weird...I'm going to try some things on the test site regarding moving old threads to a different part of the database that make it still accessible when needed, but effectively ignored by the queries.

I enabled templating for pages, caching for page output for 30s and did a pretty big optimization for the search. Have you tried no-avatar? You are on dark mode right?

On some threads, for embedded media, I'm seeing some kind of image of the top of this site.  There are twitter embeds in the same thread/page acting normally.  I'm not sure what it is that people are embedding.

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

screenshot?

 

I tried to find the posts, and it appears that they were tweets, just slow to load, I guess.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’ve been getting this error on random sub-forums when I click them. 

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Gettin same errors. Usually gone with refresh. Boards, subs, threads, no real defining pattern. 
 

 

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Getting 503 on desktop and mobile, but oddly Tapa works fine.

It is, as they say in Latin, borkus malorkus.

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Swam fucked with the wifi, didn't he?

I was in the middle of reading the Pirate Roberts shit when it all went down.  I thought NSA is fkn with us or we are we moving again aren't we.

18 minutes ago, DonnyKerabatsosHasDied said:

still waiting to reset my password, never receive the email that i need. have checked all folders.

This site is real finicky which email accounts it will play nice with. If you’re trying to have it sent to a Yahoo address, you’re fucked. Try gmail & pray. 

25 minutes ago, immamac said:

sorry guys some of the optimizations I did last night ended up fucking up 2 of the servers and they needed to be restarted.

So, YOU borked us.

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I still can't get in using Chrome. I did get in using Edge. Don't make me use Edge. You wouldn't like me when I use Edge.

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