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The site is running slow as molasses again...

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

My mobile browser(safari) is working, but slow. 
 

My desktop browser(chrome) is not working. 


Same here for mobile. Desktop (FF/Mac) seems alright. 

Shit is slow as fuck. Did Sark get arrested or something?

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Has this site worked properly ever? 

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Cookie is for web01

Same.  Did @immamac check the "Simulate1980s dial-up technology" flag?

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Chrome is GTG! Thanks for fixing this during the transition. This is why I pay to be here.

echo chamber boys are overloading the circuits ....you know Biden and all

Couldn't access the site for two hours, but seems to be working now.

1 minute ago, Hpara759 said:

echo chamber boys are overloading the circuits ....you know Biden and all

Rent free.

Thank you immamac. I’m sure that was stressful 

and here i was thinking that surlyhorns going down was step 1 of the storm. 

oh well.

Please don’t make me be productive again.

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

just admit it, you tripped over the cord, powering everything, and to top it off, fell onto the emergency (BIG RED BUTTON of do not touch) switch!!1!!!

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state.

I was going to tell you to check that next

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

so you restarted your computer?

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously never. not a single time. Definitely not during the hiring/firing. definitely not when IT was down for a full fucking day. 

It was a joke

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

Was this English?

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

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36 minutes ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

You're just stringing together random words to make yourself sound smart to the 96% of us who have no clue how computer shit works.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

The ‘configuration or server error’ is back. We had a good run. 

A mediocre run. Just like the last decade of Texas sports 

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're just stringing together random words to make yourself sound smart to the 96% of us who have no clue how computer shit works.

 

Getting this a lot:

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4 hours ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

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7 hours ago, immamac said:

and everything should be good now

Is it, though?

12 hours ago, immamac said:

sorry guys some of the optimizations I did last night ended up fucking up 2 of the servers and they needed to be restarted.

This is why we can’t have nice things. 

I gotta admit, shipping changes to prod the day before a major national event was pretty ballsy lol

12 hours ago, immamac said:

shit was fucked, is now unfucked. 

apparently the disk templating method fucked up and orphaned a bunch of the php processes which were left in a blocking state. The only way to solve it was to actually physically restart the hosts.

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What happened to the “unread content” line? Usually look for it bc it often doesn’t load to the first new post. 
Currently on iOS 

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