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still File not Found error when clicking on forum links at the bottom of the page.  in Dark Mode if that matters.  forum links at top of page seem to work

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12 hours ago, Hate said:


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Live look at spystud right now?

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

wasn't fixed for the no avatar dark mode - fixed now. 

thanks!  how long until your 

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powered servers get the change going?

i have a random question that has nothing to do with bork'd-ness.

i find that there are occasional thread that have a box of statistics on the thread between the first and second post of the thread page with info like who has posted the most in the thread, what the most popular days for the thread were, etc...  but it is is only on like 1 out of every 20 or so threads that i click on.  i find that information very interesting.  is there a setting that i am missing so that i can see that on every thread instead of some arbitrary threads?  does it have to do with the length or popularity of the thread or something?

2 hours ago, sidis said:

i have a random question that has nothing to do with bork'd-ness.

i find that there are occasional thread that have a box of statistics on the thread between the first and second post of the thread page with info like who has posted the most in the thread, what the most popular days for the thread were, etc...  but it is is only on like 1 out of every 20 or so threads that i click on.  i find that information very interesting.  is there a setting that i am missing so that i can see that on every thread instead of some arbitrary threads?  does it have to do with the length or popularity of the thread or something?

100 pages is when it starts doing summaries - do we think it would be valuable for 20 or 50 page threads?

Just now, immamac said:

100 pages is when it starts doing summaries - do we think it would be valuable for 20 or 50 page threads?

i doubt anyone else would give a shit.  but i am an econometrics/data douche so i can't help but find it interesting.  if it is just a couple of clicks to change it, then that would be cool at a smaller threshold like 20 pages (which is 1,000 posts, right?).

2 hours ago, sidis said:

i doubt anyone else would give a shit.  but i am an econometrics/data douche so i can't help but find it interesting.  if it is just a couple of clicks to change it, then that would be cool at a smaller threshold like 20 pages (which is 1,000 posts, right?).

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On 6/6/2022 at 7:11 PM, Nicole44 said:

Hope you are feeling ok! Beat Cancer!

This will either cheer you up or ruin your day…

Not a wise decision to post this bc y’all will critique the hell out of me, but fuck it! I’m the happiest I have ever been in my life. Totally happy. Completely in love.

Consider this the best (if slightly doctored with the orange pen) I can do. 

The board is jacked up anyway right? If I have to take a time out I’ll take it. Also don’t DM me for more stuff bc this is it. chances are like 5 people will see this…

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Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers are a helluva a drug. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers are a helluva a drug. 

That pic was to honor a bet (you I think) and also hopefully cheer up a poster  dealing with cancer.  Not that it matters but sober since April 24. That was for @Sbbruin.  He’s cool in my book! 66-3 was a fucking anomaly damnit! 

Everyone should go dark mode…it’s better

Haha. I never made a bet with you, but thanks. 

Anyone else have the issue when the little pop up at the bottom notifying you of new replies pops up, it is lower than normal and sometimes unclickable?

Search feature seems to be completely busted. returning zero results regardless of what you are searching for. 

On 6/6/2022 at 8:11 PM, Nicole44 said:

Hope you are feeling ok! Beat Cancer!

This will either cheer you up or ruin your day…

Not a wise decision to post this bc y’all will critique the hell out of me, but fuck it! I’m the happiest I have ever been in my life. Totally happy. Completely in love.

Consider this the best (if slightly doctored with the orange pen) I can do. 

The board is jacked up anyway right? If I have to take a time out I’ll take it. Also don’t DM me for more stuff bc this is it. chances are like 5 people will see this…

 

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imma, I know it’s been 3 or 4 days since your shit sucked, but your activity streams are fucked yet again. 

Come on, man. Just get it right a couple times a week. 

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On 6/7/2022 at 1:28 PM, gyroprotagonist said:

thanks!  how long until your 

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powered servers get the change going?

Damn that takes me way back.  From summer 99-02 I was working tech support for Creative Labs (Soundblaster) in an old department store in Stillwater.  Was an incredibly craptastic operation to say the least.  
 

There were three calls I dreaded…anything Win3.1 or NT4, DXr2 tuner cards and people with Cyrix procs.  

Something about the way it handled IRQs or the cache or something caused all kinds of shit issues with the Creative products.  
 

Good times.  As someone between GenX and Millenials, I came of age right between DIP-land and PnP-world, when you actually had to understand how it worked to get it performing well…served me well for the five years at two companies on the phones…and when my wife loses her shit over something minor with literally any electronic device  

/Not So CSB

 

We all hope imma does not fail us. 

UT is playing for a berth in the CWS, this site will do everything in its power to fuck it. 

Search index gonna do what the search index has to do, three times a week. 

52 minutes ago, immamac said:

so I recently made elasticsearch HA and in doing so made it go through surlyhorns.com and it was exposed to the world, I assume some malicious actor was being a dick and truncating the index. It's locked down now, so the issue should be solved.

Out of curiosity - is the HA active/active, or just for fail over and less impactful maintence? Hooray redundancy though! Unless they're in racks next to each other lol

Since @MillerEP ‘s last post in e3 in hobbies the page keeps crashing. I’m assuming there might be too many videos linked in one post. 
 

@immamac

On 6/8/2022 at 11:12 PM, Brian Fantana said:

@Nicole44's nudie is gone, pls fix immamac

The one week I decide to get back to working and ween off the fucking off.  Lol. I will assume this is karma. 

On 6/12/2022 at 6:55 PM, UT_OB1 said:

Since @MillerEP ‘s last post in e3 in hobbies the page keeps crashing. I’m assuming there might be too many videos linked in one post. 
 

@immamac

@immamac who do you have to blow to get some fucking help around here?

On 6/12/2022 at 11:37 PM, fattyflattie said:

The one week I decide to get back to working and ween off the fucking off.  Lol. I will assume this is karma. 

No worries … somebody’s inner 3-year old got crayon happy censoring all of the wrong places.  😟

On 6/12/2022 at 7:01 AM, Homercles said:

Damn that takes me way back.  From summer 99-02 I was working tech support for Creative Labs (Soundblaster) in an old department store in Stillwater.  Was an incredibly craptastic operation to say the least.  
 

There were three calls I dreaded…anything Win3.1 or NT4, DXr2 tuner cards and people with Cyrix procs.  

Something about the way it handled IRQs or the cache or something caused all kinds of shit issues with the Creative products.  
 

Good times.  As someone between GenX and Millenials, I came of age right between DIP-land and PnP-world, when you actually had to understand how it worked to get it performing well…served me well for the five years at two companies on the phones…and when my wife loses her shit over something minor with literally any electronic device  

/Not So CSB

 

i had an AWE32 and a voodoo running on NT4 way back in the day.  dell pentium pro with edo ram and a sweet 3.2 GB (lol) hard drive .  overclocked it to 233 by changing a jumper on the board.  still have it somewhere around here. 

i never called you, though. 

5 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i had an AWE32 and a voodoo running on NT4 way back in the day.  dell pentium pro with edo ram and a sweet 3.2 GB (lol) hard drive .  overclocked it to 233 by changing a jumper on the board.  still have it somewhere around here. 

i never called you, though. 

This takes me back.

 

Though also i remember when 44 MB hard drives hit the market, so only like halfway back lol

Just now, G650 said:

This takes me back.

 

Though also i remember when 44 MB hard drives hit the market, so only like halfway back lol

pretty sure our first computer had a 20 MB hard drive.  and we were late to the home computer game.  dad: "you're just going to use it to play games and you already have your nintendo"

he wasn't wrong. 

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

pretty sure our first computer had a 20 MB hard drive.  and we were late to the home computer game.  dad: "you're just going to use it to play games and you already have your nintendo"

he wasn't wrong. 

Oh yeah for sure. My old man was not amused by my computer game wish list. I was allowed one game and I got the Flight of the Intruder sim. At the time it seemed like the most badass flight sim possible. I'm sure now if I went to look at a screen cap of it I would just see a bunch of vague polygons on the screen

On 6/7/2022 at 5:00 PM, immamac said:

100 pages is when it starts doing summaries - do we think it would be valuable for 20 or 50 page threads?

 

On 6/7/2022 at 5:03 PM, sidis said:

i doubt anyone else would give a shit.  but i am an econometrics/data douche so i can't help but find it interesting.  if it is just a couple of clicks to change it, then that would be cool at a smaller threshold like 20 pages (which is 1,000 posts, right?).

i see you immamac.  nice.

Except he went WAY less than 20 pages. 

 

A thread that hits 10 pages, 451 replies, doesn’t need it. 

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Twitter links look like this on my PC. Do I need to change settings? They look fine on mobile.

 

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3 hours ago, immamac said:

Clear your cookies on both sites. 

Do you have me on ignore?  Can you make the E3 topic in video games work?

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Link? 

See if this works. It keeps crashing when I try to go to it. Hobbies > video games > e3 2022

 

 

12 hours ago, immamac said:

I went - lots of youtube videos and slow to load because their API is dogshit, but no crashing. 

What browser/os/platform?

iPhone internet explorer 

3 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

iPhone internet explorer 

Is your Netscape browser not working?

[mention=1234]Nicole44[/mention]'s nudie is gone, pls fix immamac

Been busy actually working at work for the last week and a half. Missed it. Well hell. Props for paying up on the bet though.
3 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Been busy actually working at work for the last week and a half. Missed it. Well hell. Props for paying up on the bet though.

I’m never doing actual work again. Just in case. 

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