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It has to hit in the movie though...be funny while knowing how silly they are.

You have no idea how badly I want this to work. Neesom has some comedy chops, but Neilsen left some big shoes. I just hope it doesn't turn out like Dragnet.

 

 

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4 hours ago, RPM said:

You have no idea how badly I want this to work. Neesom has some comedy chops, but Neilsen left some big shoes. I just hope it doesn't turn out like Dragnet.

 

 

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Man I loved that movie tho

On 7/14/2025 at 3:39 PM, mdmost said:

Nice beaver!

 

May have to catch this one in the theater and get that.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

You have no idea how badly I want this to work. Neesom has some comedy chops, but Neilsen left some big shoes. I just hope it doesn't turn out like Dragnet.

 

 

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If it's Dragnet level, I think we have to consider that a win. 

The zuckers had a real knack for the right dialogue and visual gags. Don’t know anything about the writers and director of this one. 

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I'll probably rent it  on Amazon Prime when it comes out with low expectations since theres only one real Frank Drebin. 

I dont think I ever watched the 2nd one. the first one and 33 1/3 were hilarious though. Very rare grounds a 3rd movie can be just as funny, if not funnier than the original 

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I'll probably rent it  on Amazon Prime when it comes out with low expectations since theres only one real Frank Drebin. 
I dont think I ever watched the 2nd one. the first one and 33 1/3 were hilarious though. Very rare grounds a 3rd movie can be just as funny, if not funnier than the original 
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2 was better than 3 but both were miles away from the first one.
On 4/3/2025 at 1:21 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Same with his scene in Derry Girls. 
 

he destroys this kind of comedy. 
 

 

This is one of my favorite scenes in all TV.

"How many Catholic officers are there in the RUC?"

"Well, if we count the Jewish fella from Ballymena, three."

  • 2 weeks later...

The way they're promoting this at the 2025 San Diego Comic-Con... is on point.

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Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are supposedly dating.

10 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Reviews are coming back overwhelmingly positive.

Of the movie or Pamela Anderson?

12 hours ago, C-Man said:

Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are supposedly dating.

When I was like 14 sneaking into Barb Wire at the Tomball dollar cinema, I never would have imagined myself contemplating if Pamela Anderson's boyfriend could do better.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Of the movie or Pamela Anderson?

Yes

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

Liam Neeson and Pam Anderson are supposedly dating.

Liam's like 6'5 so he prolly has a huge dick. I bet she hasn't been this satisfied since her days with Tommy Lee. Maybe we'll get another sex tape. 

4 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Liam's like 6'5 so he prolly has a huge dick. I bet she hasn't been this satisfied since her days with Tommy Lee. Maybe we'll get another sex tape. 

Do we really want one?

50 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Liam's like 6'5 so he prolly has a huge dick. 

That’s been the rumor for years.  He is the flag bearer for the Milton Berle legend. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s been the rumor for years.  He is the flag bearer for the Milton Berle legend. 

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1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Liam's like 6'5 so he prolly has a huge dick. I bet she hasn't been this satisfied since her days with Tommy Lee. Maybe we'll get another sex tape. 

And Liam has a very particular set of skills.

15 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

And Liam has a very particular set of skills.

Nailin’ dimes and stopping crimes

On 7/26/2025 at 3:38 PM, Rimbo said:

The way they're promoting this at the 2025 San Diego Comic-Con... is on point.

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i also need to confess that it took me an embarrassing long time before i caught the pun

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1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

way too much dong talk in this thread now.

Has @Gil Bang made an appearance here yet? 

6 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Liam's like 6'5 so he prolly has a huge dick. I bet she hasn't been this satisfied since her days with Tommy Lee. Maybe we'll get another sex tape. 

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s been the rumor for years.  He is the flag bearer for the Milton Berle legend. 

2 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

way too much dong talk in this thread now.

It is fair to say he probably doesn't have like a small dick, like less than 5 1/2 inches, or even an average dick of 6 1/4 - 1/2 inches. 

He's probably rocking 7 inches, so 

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25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It is fair to say he probably doesn't have like a small dick, like less than 5 1/2 inches, or even an average dick of 6 1/4 - 1/2 inches. 

He's probably rocking 7 inches, so 

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On 4/3/2025 at 1:28 PM, CurlyDumps said:

Akiva Schaffer of Lonely Island (SNL shorts,Hot Rod, Popstar) directing makes me hopeful it will be solid. Been a fan of their comedic stylings for a long ass time now.

FWIW, his buddy Andy Samberg said he loved this movie. (He told Amy Poehler on her Good Hang podcast.)

The fact that we can still make movies that are universally funny suggests our species has a chance.

19 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

way too much dong talk in this thread now.

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I'm just here for the cock talk.

17 minutes ago, wood said:

I'm just here for the cock talk.

Username and whatnot ...

The scene with the dog and Pamela Anderson had me crying laughing. Juvenile humor at its best. 
 

This movie was cool. Younger people will not get this style of humor though. Obviously he’s no Leslie Nielsen, but Liam Neeson was fun. Brought back cool memories from childhood watching the original movies. Even got a nice cameo thrown in. I’d watch it again.

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On 7/30/2025 at 10:47 AM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Liam's like 6'5 so he prolly has a huge dick. I bet she hasn't been this satisfied since her days with Tommy Lee. Maybe we'll get another sex tape. 

It's pretty well known that he has a huge cock:

“He has one of the biggest [bleeps] in New York City,” the XXX-rated source told us, saying people have been chattering about the 73-year-old “Taken” star’s charms for 30 years.

In 2006, Janice Dickinson claimed Neeson had “the biggest penis of any man alive.”

 

The former supermodel later told Star magazine in 2011, “It was like an Evian bottle fell out of his pants.”

“The earth shook,” she emphatically continued. “Oh my God, you don’t understand. I swallowed my tongue. I was so shocked. This was way before he was famous, too.”

https://pagesix.com/2025/07/31/celebrity-news/liam-neeson-has-biggest-naked-gun-in-hollywood/

On 7/30/2025 at 1:26 PM, Rimbo said:

i also need to confess that it took me an embarrassing long time before i caught the pun

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what the hell else could it have been?  ffs.

Good cock story....

There's a "pro" I know that has been "working" for +10 years.  I say that to show that she's seen a LOT of cocks.

She said of course guys like to think they're all hung and some will even warn her about it.  However, there was this one guy that "warned" her but was more "just so you know" but not bragging.  Anyway, she meets up with him and she said when she saw it, she audibly gasped.  Easily 12-13 inches and thick.  She compared it to her forearm.  She said easily the biggest she'd ever seen.  The first time was kind of uncomfortable, she said.  He became a regular and she said he was great.  Good looking, paid well, easy to deal with, etc.  She just knew what she was in for ant not to work for a few days afterwards.

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