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Surely there are a few chode JUCO steroid monster hitters  out there who can’t play defense for shit but can at least mash a few taters. We should get one of those. And a shit ton of steroids. Imagine Volantis all juiced up like god damn Thor throwing 98 and exploding his shoulder. 

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    With two outs and nobody on in the bottom of the 12th Georgia walks it off with a solo homer. Fifteen games deep into their first season in the SEC, Texas is now in first place alone at 13-2.

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    Fuckface duplantier. Deport his wormy ass

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    Ruger gutting out 114 pitches despite not having his good stuff was huge. He basically had to give us 6 innings for us to have any shot.

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8 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Surely there are a few chode JUCO steroid monster hitters  out there who can’t play defense for shit but can at least mash a few taters. We should get one of those. And a shit ton of steroids. Imagine Volantis all juiced up like god damn Thor throwing 98 and exploding his shoulder. 

A Pete Incaviglia clone, then?

I think we need someone who genuinely hates losing.  If we had someone who would spazz out for a loss and infect everyone else maybe we could talk some smack/ walk the walk/ pillage enemy townships/ take the womenz/ steal the booze.  You know kick ass and take names.

Good news, I think 99 percent of us believe we are headed in the right direction.  

Today's objective, push these inbreds back into the sticks from which they were born.  Win the series.

8 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

A Pete Incaviglia clone, then?

Ivan Melendez, maybe?

This one feels like a game we really need to win.  I can't put my finger on it, but it just has that "we'll look back on today..." smell if the Horns drop the series to this very mediocre team.

I wonder how many knees and elbows will be hovering in the zone for our pitchers today?

Mediocre?! 
 

Motherfucker, show some respect to the 1 time CWS participant University of Kentucky Wildcats. 

31 minutes ago, Cajun said:

This one feels like a game we really need to win.  I can't put my finger on it, but it just has that "we'll look back on today..." smell if the Horns drop the series to this very mediocre team.

I wonder how many knees and elbows will be hovering in the zone for our pitchers today?

Hard to go 10 weeks in this league without a series or two that will leave you shaking your head at the end, and it is typically a road series like this.

I’m certainly not throwing in the towel by any means, but we are up against it today with the state of our pitching staff behind Ruger going up against their best starter. We pushed almost all our chips in yesterday (rightfully so).

Styles make fights and Kentucky has a style that is bush league but also keeps them in pretty much any game/series. That stat yesterday about them holding a lead in all 14 conference games they’ve played despite being 6-8 was wild.

They get those lead stats because they bush it up with the HBP bs.  

It is what it is regarding that.  

Ruger needs a really strong outing, but even more the bats need to come alive.  Bigly.

Edited by Cajun
Just reread your post and saw that we agree on the bush HBP stuff. Great minds...

10 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Surely there are a few chode JUCO steroid monster hitters out there who can’t play defense for shit but can at least mash a few taters.

We’ve got the “can’t play defense for shit” part down. Not many tater-mashers though. 

All I’m asking for is a 7 inning complete game from riojas, and all that implies. 
 

eta: and a working stream from the network that just means more. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Just win the series 

If we lay off the elevated fastball we will be okay today, if not, going to be a long one

29 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Rodriguez being back out after 1.5 games does not give me the warm fuzzies.

Looked like he got hurt on his strikeout late in the game yesterday 

CSB... The Kentucky 3rd baseman is the son of my oldest son's HS baseball coach. 

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Looked like he got hurt on his strikeout late in the game yesterday 

Which is not good. If 2 weeks of rest doesn’t help it really makes me question what we are getting from him the rest of this season.

Walks kill....

 

1st to third on a single to left field.   Nice Duplantier.....slacker

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6 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Those camo caps are impressive.

Impressively terrible. Didn’t realize Kentucky was a military academy 

So far his slider has no bite.  Hanging up

 

there was a good one

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Impressively terrible. Didn’t realize Kentucky was a military academy 

Where do you think the Kentucky Colonels come from?

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Where do you think the Kentucky Colonels come from?

Chicken

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Where do you think the Kentucky Colonels come from?

The basketball team? I’m pretty sure the Kentucky Colonel is a civilian award.

These are shitty at bats.

Jump on the effin’ fastball.

Edited by Dnaguy

Watch two strikes, fight off the third pitch and weakly hit it. Rinse and repeat.

please announcers.... in the 2nd inning of a 0-0 game I really want to hear about how you got drafted 1 overall and how your first 2 seasons went. 

Is this guys fastball fucking magic? Jesus Christ we have let sure fire 88 mph meat go by. 
Maybe he hides it a little with his delivery / it looks different coming from his hand but it doesn’t look like it has any movement. Strait 

Edited by Dnaguy

"ooo my god... its a no doubter"  announcer

 

"Home Run"

 

 

absolutely NO one moves......    then later   oh yeah foul ball

 

Edited by AUS-97HORN

8 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

The basketball team? I’m pretty sure the Kentucky Colonel is a civilian award.

Should have used SaRcAsM font.

At he squared up on a meat pitch.

The rest of the guys let that shit go by:

Another fucking over the top grounder to the left side. 
Hit his fastball and you won’t do shit like that.

Arg.

1 minute ago, zlavydra said:

Should have used SaRcAsM font.

I was pretty sure that was the intent 

6 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Is this guys fastball fucking magic? Jesus Christ we have let sure fire 88 mph meat go by. 
Maybe he hides it a little with his delivery / it looks different coming from his hand but it doesn’t look like it has any movement. Strait 

He has the best ERA of any starting pitcher in the SEC so I’m gonna assume it ain’t total meat.

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

These are shitty at bats.

Jump on the effin’ fastball.

Yep.

He starts off everything with fastballs.  We need to adjust for that and swing the sticks.

Nice recovery on that rocket ground ball there

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Yep.

He starts off everything with fastballs.  We need to adjust for that and swing the sticks.

They’re told to take pitches and work counts. I doubt that changes because a guy tends to throw fastballs for strikes to start. 

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