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4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You think he's not going to exercise his $58.5M option one minute into Day 1 of the 2026 off-season after sitting out for a year?

Yeah and that contract is untradeable now.

Going to be a wild offseason with KD and Giannis both moving now. 

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You think he's not going to exercise his $58.5M option one minute into Day 1 of the 2026 off-season after sitting out for a year?

I mean he already had a potentially career ending health situation a month ago now and now this. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

I mean he already had a potentially career ending health situation a month ago now and now this. 

Well, he's not going to retire, so...

Maybe they just take him out back and shoot him. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah and that contract is untradeable now.

Going to be a wild offseason with KD and Giannis both moving now. 

I know everyone even tangentially associated with the Bucks remain supremely confident in Giannis's loyalty, but why waste the rest of your prime there? I want to see--and he probably does too deep down--how he looks playing next to another top 10-15 player for once in his career.

I think the backlash to asking out would be pretty minimal at this point, even in Milwaukee. He's certainly not the first superstar to insist on changes that ended up kneecapping the franchise (Middleton, Doc, Dame) and then demanded a trade anyway.

I'm not a big Giannis fan but wouldn't blame him at all and frankly think he should demand out. 

It's also what the Bucks should do, anyway. They aren't winning shit with how bad that roster is and the zero draft capital they have. 

Kind of a rare superstar trade that should be mutually beneficial. 

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah and that contract is untradeable now.

Going to be a wild offseason with KD and Giannis both moving now. 

They need to get together on a team with a lot of cap space and tradeable contracts... like the Brooklyn Nets! 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Knecht would get eaten alive out there. I'm pretty sure Jaden McDaniels' grandfather was a saltwater crocodile.

But to your point - feels like they need to try something for a few mins to give those guys a breather. 

No one blames JJ for not giving him 10 minutes a game.  But if he gets 4 minutes next game that would double his cumulative minutes from the entire series. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Knecht would get eaten alive out there. I'm pretty sure Jaden McDaniels' grandfather was a saltwater crocodile.

But to your point - feels like they need to try something for a few mins to give those guys a breather. 

One of my absolute favorite parts about the playoffs is finding out really quickly which role players can and can't be out there with playoff intensity and pressure, running with/against the best athletes in the world, and withstanding the strategizing and matchup hunting that isn't present in the regular season. 

 

11 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

No one blames JJ for not giving him 10 minutes a game.  But if he gets 4 minutes next game that would double his cumulative minutes from the entire series. 


He’s a liability for all four. The T-Wolves are the worst matchup in the field for the Lakers. 

 

 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Knecht would get eaten alive out there. I'm pretty sure Jaden McDaniels' grandfather was a saltwater crocodile.

This

 

13 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


He’s a liability for all four. The T-Wolves are the worst matchup in the field for the Lakers. 

So are dead legs.  

Ja: "I had them [the 68-14 Thunder] figured out."

 

Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

Thank God Carlos Boozer is here to lay it out for us. 

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where is ja rule? what does ja have to say about this?

How in the hell did this Royal Kingdom game/app land LeBron as their pitch man? 

 

47 minutes ago, Derka said:

where is ja rule? what does ja have to say about this?

Lmfao that was my first thought. 

Good fucking God I just flipped this one on. 

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Miami really bringing the, uh, heat tonight. Down, 35-8, in the first quarter. 

Miami has made 3/16 from the field, 1/10 from 3 and don't really look like they want to be there tonight.

Bam, at -25, Wiggins -18, Mitchell -13, Herro -26

Those paychecks hit nice for Spo after these last couple games. 

Do Miami players go to Cancun, or do they just rent an apartment on South Beach for a month?

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Do Miami players go to Cancun, or do they just rent an apartment on South Beach for a month?

 

Can we get Candace on a game that matters, though? 

I mean they shove Reggie down my throat every marquee matchup. 

21 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Per bucher Reddick didn’t bring in any bench players to prove a point.  

The point? That they can go down in a series 3-1. 

Bucher tends to suck. The Lakers--except the bench--played really well for 3 quarters. There was no "point" to be proven other than LA's role players, outside of Reaves and Rui, suck, which is well known.

JJ just tried to ride the hot hand a little too long and ended up doing something that has never been done--and for good reason--before, and it bit him in the ass. 

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27 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Per bucher Reddick didn’t bring in any bench players to prove a point.  

Damn this changes everything. Lakers in 7.

Per bucher Reddick didn’t bring in any bench players to prove a point.  
Yeah, what point was he making? [emoji848] That he's not gonna lose the vacation house deposit he made 3 months ago when they were going nowhere?
8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

72-33 at halftime. Lulz. 

Anyone have Jarrett Allen as the best big among a string of touted bigs to pass our way in the last few years?

Do Miami players go to Cancun, or do they just rent an apartment on South Beach for a month?

Chuck’s gonna bring up whatever is lower than Galveston

I had no idea that Tristan Thompson was still on the Cavs.

Per the Internet:

 

The two largest margins of defeat in NBA playoff history are tied at 58 points.Both the Denver Nuggets and the Minneapolis Lakers each achieved this feat.The Denver Nuggets beat the New Orleans Hornets 121-63 in the 2009 playoffs. The Minneapolis Lakers defeated the St. Louis Hawks 133-75 in the 1956 semifinals. 

 

https://www.landofbasketball.com/statistics/largest_margins_pl.htm

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best part is the Heat PA announcer being the only guy in the house not from Cleveland that has to pretend to have enthusiasm .

 

Nikola Jovic hit some worthless and all you hear is "Nikola Jovic...THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Spo grew quite the gray beard in the first 3.5 quarters of this game

Hoping he could slide out early and nobody would notice him.

Awww, I was hoping they would win by 60 and make a new record.  Ah well, they can probably do it against the Pacers. 

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

This is the kind of game that would really benefit from a confusing JVG tangent.

Not even Gus Johnson could have helped this game. Wow, that was bad.

 

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We use to be a civilized society with the first round being best of 5. 

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