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2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Vintage Frauden. Glad he's not doing it on my team anymore.

Meh. This isn't all on Jimmy. Just classic Clippers. 

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Man, I should have gone to this game when I was offered a ticket 

anything else on?

 

i am going for denver, I do think them and OKC will be closerish due to familiarity and more Joker. 

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

I just here to root against a certain someone. 

I thought Harden would maybe have a 6-19 game, but he isn’t even interested enough to shoot. As a basketball player he is a loser you do not want on your team. No player in the history of the NBA put up more stats and did less once the playoffs started than this guy. He and Kawhi are perfect for each other. 

3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

He and Kawhi are perfect for each other. 

I'm usually not a fan of your hoops takes but this is poetry. 

Two of the most infamous quiet-quitters in NBA history. Granted I have nothing against Harden and have always hoped he'd figure it out - but he is exactly what Kawhi deserves.

Spurs should keep Ty Lue on the back burner in case Mitch doesn't work out. 

8 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I thought Harden would maybe have a 6-19 game, but he isn’t even interested enough to shoot. As a basketball player he is a loser you do not want on your team. No player in the history of the NBA put up more stats and did less once the playoffs started than this guy. He and Kawhi are perfect for each other. 

so our guy was right (again)?

 

Lol Russ can have that one 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

so our guy was right (again)?

 

He is still right about Harden. We all have those moments in life where we figure out we might have to change who we are to get where we want to get to. Not Harden. As long as he can make enough to fund his strip club lifestyle the rest just does not matter to him.

Any NBA team taking this guy is knowingly killing off any chance of winning a title while he is there. I hope he stays with the Clippers until he retires and that he serenades Clipper fans with a string of 5-17 game 7’s or whatever awful line he puts up in the big games.

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If I had a vote I wouldn’t vote for him for the HOF. No defense, foul baiting and playoff meltdowns disqualify him from my ballot.

46 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

If I had a vote I wouldn’t vote for him for the HOF. No defense, foul baiting and playoff meltdowns disqualify him from my ballot.

 

 

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3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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What are the odds on him opening up a chain of strip clubs after he retires?

33 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Wow, Vegas doesn't think much of the nuggets chances. 

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I'm not certain that I would go along with that. Jokic is capable of taking over a series and so is Murray. If both are on from here on out they can win another title. OKC is really, really good though. I hope the series is entertaining and that there are no injuries.

6 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

What are the odds on him opening up a chain of strip clubs after he retires?

HardOns

16 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

I'm not certain that I would go along with that. Jokic is capable of taking over a series and so is Murray. If both are on from here on out they can win another title. OKC is really, really good though. I hope the series is entertaining and that there are no injuries.

I know the Thunder are really good and I don't watch them as much as I watch other teams, but -900 is wild. 4-1 more than twice as likely as 4-2. Sweep almost as likely as 4-2. Damn that's some respect. 

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sacramento. 

Agree that -900 is crazy. This Nuggets team is beginning to give me some Jokic HoF-induction-ceremony-highlight-tape vibes. 

OKC is loaded but they are still pretty inexperienced. Denver will have the best player in the series. 

We'll see. 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

so our guy was right (again)?

 

Thanks, I dont think I saw that before.   DAMN!!!     Need the Ether music running behind that one

 

Wow, Vegas doesn't think much of the nuggets chances. 
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It's gonna be a tough series, but that's why you play them.
33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Agree that -900 is crazy. This Nuggets team is beginning to give me some Jokic HoF-induction-ceremony-highlight-tape vibes. 

OKC is loaded but they are still pretty inexperienced. Denver will have the best player in the series. 

We'll see. 

denvers not afraid of OKC. they had some weird scheduling. 2 games right away, then 2 more in mid march. 2-2 split. i can see it going 6 either way 

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

denvers not afraid of OKC. they had some weird scheduling. 2 games right away, then 2 more in mid march. 2-2 split. i can see it going 6 either way 

Both of them are going to be fighting uphill against the Wolves in the WCF. 

does this team (plus role players) win a title?

g- harden

g- paul george

f- luka 

f- draymond

c- embiid

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

does this team (plus role players) win a title?

g- harden

g- paul george

f- luka 

f- draymond

c- embiid

This season? Fuck no. 

does this team (plus role players) win a title?
g- harden
g- paul george
f- luka 
f- draymond
c- embiid
Paul George is not a winner

I mean Embiid is a throwaway - dude can barely play right now. PG was trash this season. Dray is old. Luka is fat. Harden is old and a choker. 

Please. Boston would fuck those guys in the ass. 

30 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This season? Fuck no. 

Lol. The Avengers, Senior Citizen Brigade. 

59 minutes ago, Derka said:

does this team (plus role players) win a title?

g- harden

g- paul george

f- luka 

f- draymond

c- embiid

Well done on the least likable 5 in the NBA.

Embid and George were probably asked not to play for the Flagg Hail Mary.

Harden is the worst playoff superstar in NBA history.

Draymond is so limited on offense. If he doesn’t injure the best player on the other team, he has zero value. Thank goodness he defrauded the Warriors out of  hundreds of millions. 
 

Luka can play. 
 

1 hour ago, Derka said:

does this team (plus role players) win a title?

g- harden

g- paul george

f- luka 

f- draymond

c- embiid

No. James Harden is there. Throwing in George and Embiid guarantees a first round loss. 

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:
1 hour ago, Derka said:
does this team (plus role players) win a title?
g- harden
g- paul george
f- luka 
f- draymond
c- embiid

Paul George is not a winner

The summer of 2019 when Kawhi demanded the Clips get George still makes me laugh. George has stolen millions upon millions for accomplishing absolutely nothing of note. 

14 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

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That's insane. But not remotely surprising. When Harden doesn't have it early (which is quite often in the playoffs), he somehow thinks that quietly going 2-9 or 2-11 is somehow less embarrassing than going 5-23. The latter at least shows some pride and fight.

Fanduel has Denver 40 to 1 right now for the title. 

I haven't had an actual account or bookie or anything in awhile but I may need to throw some money on that. They look dangerous and have by far the best player in the league on their team. 

Look at George and Harden just casually sitting in the top 5 all time. 

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4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at George and Harden just casually sitting in the top 5 all time. 

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Beal at 10 is the most heinous thing on this list. 

21 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Look at George and Harden just casually sitting in the top 5 all time. 

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The fucked up thing about this list is that LeBron is still ridiculously underpaid for his career, but I’m glad Steph got to catch up. His first contract was probably the best deal for a franchise in the history of professional sports, and that’s underselling it. “But his ankles…”

15 minutes ago, Kermit said:

The fucked up thing about this list is that LeBron is still ridiculously underpaid for his career, but I’m glad Steph got to catch up. His first contract was probably the best deal for a franchise in the history of professional sports, and that’s underselling it. “But his ankles…”

I still can't believe Durant gifted them two titles. 

29 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I still can't believe Durant gifted them two titles. 

Maybe he’ll come to San Antonio and do the same for the Spurs. Maybe…

7 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Maybe he’ll come to San Antonio and do the same for the Spurs. Maybe…

Y'all think I'm insufferable now on the Spurs thread... 

19 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Clippers are an old team and finally hit the wall.  Had they won this, they'd be in OKC on Monday night going every other night.  OKC would have run them out of the building and it would have been ugly.

Also likely going to happen to the Nuggets.

16 hours ago, Derka said:

does this team (plus role players) win a title?

g- harden

g- paul george

f- luka 

f- draymond

c- embiid

Unless one of the role players is Michael Jordan, no. 

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