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Shai broke his 100,000 game streak of 20+ points and they still win by fify

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

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These hoes are gettin COOKED 

@Aqua Buddha probably has to change his pants 

We were going from church to brunch and I glanced at my phone and saw OKC up by like 10 points in the 4th and I didn't check again until they were up by literally 50 points in the 3rd.  I'm like "WTF happened?"

Shai had a pretty mediocre day, too.  Desmond Bane with a -51 point differential.  Lulz.

I like this Orlando team. They need shooters in the worst way, but they play their asses off.

36 minutes ago, Kermit said:

I like this Orlando team. They need shooters in the worst way, but they play their asses off.

Exactly - of all the teams in the play-in, Orlando is the one team I didn't want to get the 8 seed.

Not a great title-defense start. 

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Exactly - of all the teams in the play-in, Orlando is the one team I didn't want to get the 8 seed.

I wouldn't want to play Miami either, frankly.

The league is just crazy deep right now. 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Annnd just like that Orlando’s 1 pt halftime lead means down 13

10 points in 9 third quarter minutes.  They just don't score enough, which has been their problem all season.  Until they figure that out, they'll never be a top 3 team in the East.

3 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Banchero pretty damn good though.

Boston's starting to expose his lack of handles, attacking him whenever he puts the ball on the floor.  Paolo needs to spend time in the lab this summer.

Bruh who was that on the TNT pregame????

I mean - Atlanta 7 probably but I'm interested. 

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No fucking way. We get Candace on color?

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Am I the only one who sees that Tyler Herro plays just like Reggie Miller?

Between the lighting, the white out and the colors on the floor/uniforms, this is a tough visual.

I'm still geeking that Candace is on color. 

I mean Reggie sets a low bar, but still. 

She was too good. She broke their audio. 

44 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

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Lu Dort not even a finalist is a fucking joke.  

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lu Dort not even a finalist is a fucking joke.  

Yeah Simmons had him 1. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah Simmons had him 1. 

Even Luka has said he's the best defender he sees.

Why is Draymond even on the list?

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Even Luka has said he's the best defender he sees.

Why is Draymond even on the list?

Because he's one of the best defensive players in NBA history and he played a ton of games and his team was pretty good. 

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12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Even Luka has said he's the best defender he sees.

Why is Draymond even on the list?

Wemby being out meant everybody had to politic. Draymond has a big mouth and media attention. 

That Candace got the opportunity jazzed me enough. The fact that she's totally killing it - idk. It's making my weekend. 

She's so good.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Because he's one of the best defensive players in NBA history and he played a ton of games and his team was pretty good. 

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His team is a 7 seed.

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

His team is a 7 seed.

Not everyone won 68 games and has 17 first round draft picks the next 6 years. 

Dray had a good season on D. I don't know what you want me to tell you.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Not everyone won 68 games and has 17 first round draft picks the next 6 years. 

Dray had a good season on D. I don't know what you want me to tell you.

It's also a crime that he only has one DPOY trophy, so, in a relatively weak year, I'm sure voters tend to be sympathetic to known commodities.

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

It's also a crime that he only has one DPOY trophy, so, in a relatively weak year, I'm sure voters tend to be sympathetic to known commodities.

Timmy has 0. 

Shit happens lol. 

Dray is one of the 5 best defensive players of all time. I'm not tripping about him getting DPOY votes in any season where he's logging 2k mins.

Experience is great. Until you're the old Lakers and the Pistons or the Mavs run you off the court. Kinda getting that vibe.

Ooh this red on blue is nice. 

Go Rockets. 

Rockets game plan is legitimately to just hold Steph off ball for 40 minutes. No complaints, that's playoff basketball.

20 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dray is one of the 5 best defensive players of all time. 

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Houston doesn't have any offensive identity. They may get the Ws (and I'm not seeing that so far) but this isn't a WCF team. 

Their fans can bitch in here if they want. 

I think HOU would be better if you took VanVleet off the team entirely. 

Man, playoff basketball is just so, so much better than regular season. Refs just letting dudes play.

Not much really separates the 2 seed from the 8 seed in the west. Okc is the only team that is heads and shoulders better than everyone else. Rockets gonna struggle finding offense over a 7 game series.

34 is a legendary Houston number, but probably not what they wanted to see at the half as their score.

Just now, ztejas said:

I think HOU would be better if you took VanVleet off the team entirely. 

Apparently they're 11-11 without him, 41-19 with. But, yeah, he's not a point guard. They need a point guard.

Lu Dort not even a finalist is a fucking joke.  
Who do you bump to make room for him?
His team is a 7 seed.
So you think all awards should be team awards? Or are they individual awards?

It’s just a bunch of one on one, out-athlete bullshit. They’d be better off running the old school Houston/SAS four down offense. 

Just now, aggie08 said:

Apparently they're 11-11 without him, 41-19 with. But, yeah, he's not a point guard. They need a point guard.

He just mucks shit up. He shot 38% from the floor on the season. 

Without him they would have been forced to figure shit out and become a better team. 

He isn't beating this Ws team. 

6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Not much really separates the 2 seed from the 8 seed in the west. Okc is the only team that is heads and shoulders better than everyone else. Rockets gonna struggle finding offense over a 7 game series.

You don't think much separates Minnesota from Memphis?

C'mon. 

OKC looks great but they're going to have to earn it. The DEN/LAC winner is going to be salty and the TWolves are a motherfucker. 

He finally made some plays in the second quarter, but he looks like shit out there. It’s not like the Warriors look much better, but they have a Steph Curry.

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