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6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Halliburton and the Pacers are nuts.  I like Carlisle and OKC can Bob Stoops a bag o dicks.  Hope Rick gets another one.

Plus Turner is a Horn. 

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10 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

Here's the thing...

I bought 5000 units at $.16 that Indiana would win the championship game ($800). After game 1 those 5000 units are at $.27 (+$550). Do I take the money and run?

If IND can somehow go up 2-0 I should be at $.60 (+$2200) you would think but if OKC wins it's probably back down to .18/.19 range.

Or just ride it out and pocket $5k if Indiana can win the series.

What would yall do?

only a pussy wouldn't let it ride.

Simmons and Lowe went live - skip about 10:30 for the start. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

shit is wild:

 

This was a fun game to watch not only because of the latest ridiculous comeback and Haliburton dagger, but also because there’s no gambling out here. People actually talked about the game and not the money they won or lost. First time in several years that I could talk with someone about the game like that who didn’t want to tell me about their parlay that was 2 points from whatever random player they needed to go over to win a few thousand.

4 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

This was a fun game to watch not only because of the latest ridiculous comeback and Haliburton dagger, but also because there’s no gambling out here. People actually talked about the game and not the money they won or lost. First time in several years that I could talk with someone about the game like that who didn’t want to tell me about their parlay that was 2 points from whatever random player they needed to go over to win a few thousand.

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Go home, you fucking hillbillies.

As soon as he got the ball I think we all knew he was going to nail it. He should go get a legalized name change to Overrated and have that on his jersey next year. 
 

When they were down 15 did anyone think they weren’t going to at least take it down to the wire? This is an incredible run they’re on in this postseason. The right mix of guys doing fun things in clutch moments over and over again. 

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Here's the thing...

I bought 5000 units at $.16 that Indiana would win the championship game ($800). After game 1 those 5000 units are at $.27 (+$550). Do I take the money and run?

If IND can somehow go up 2-0 I should be at $.60 (+$2200) you would think but if OKC wins it's probably back down to .18/.19 range.

Or just ride it out and pocket $5k if Indiana can win the series.

What would yall do?

Cover a quarter of the position 

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

It won’t happen but here’s hoping OKC trips over their dicks and Indiana steals the NBA title. I hate the Thunder.

Your dream might come true. They could pull off a Dallas Stars level choke job 

14 hours ago, C-Man said:

It won’t happen but here’s hoping OKC trips over their dicks and Indiana steals the NBA title. I hate the Thunder.

One Stoops bag o' dicks down and three to go.

5 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

This was a fun game to watch not only because of the latest ridiculous comeback and Haliburton dagger, but also because there’s no gambling out here. People actually talked about the game and not the money they won or lost. First time in several years that I could talk with someone about the game like that who didn’t want to tell me about their parlay that was 2 points from whatever random player they needed to go over to win a few thousand.

I took the over 216 live

8 hours ago, Sweetnsourpoke said:

Your dream might come true. They could pull off a Dallas Stars level choke job 

I feel like the Stars generally overachieve or play to expectations in the playoffs but okay. Not sure we've ever been 1 to 7 win the Stanley Cup. 

27 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


I dont get it

TALI-ban

I believe in you to get it from there. 

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

TALI-ban

I believe in you to get it from there. 

Hal'Qaeda

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hal'Qaeda

Yes it's a veritable cornucopia of terrorist puns. 

And defense contractor references. 

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More crushing home defeat for OKC: last night or Game 6 Klay in 2016 keeping them out of the Finals? 

Obviously, if they go on to win this series, no one will care about last night, but the immediacy of that shot had to be devastating. At no point in the first 47 minutes did a single person in attendance think they they were losing that game.

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

More crushing home defeat for OKC: last night or Game 6 Klay in 2016 keeping them out of the Finals? 

Not even remotely close. Stop. 

Even if OKC loses this series it's not close to the same. 

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8 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

You can hook the OKC call right into my veins. The utter disappointment and sadness those clowns were experiencing in that moment was fantastic.

TALI-ban
I believe in you to get it from there. 

The Oklahoma City bombing was done by white, domestic terrorists. Shouldnt it be “Tyrese McVeigh” and have him shopped into a buzzcut and wife beater?
44 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


The Oklahoma City bombing was done by white, domestic terrorists. Shouldnt it be “Tyrese McVeigh” and have him shopped into a buzzcut and wife beater?

You should write a strongly worded email to whoever made the meme. Hopefully they do better next time. 

You should write a strongly worded email to whoever made the meme. Hopefully they do better next time. 

I will. What’s their email address?

That's awesome. I've seen clips of that pod and feel like I need to tune in. Despite me having a hard time following what Nash is saying. 

I've been operating all day under the premise that the next game was tonight. I'm pretty sure they've been pulling this 3 day between finals games bullshit for awhile now, but I'm so conditioned to the two day cadence that I forget every year. Fucking stupid they don't have a game tonight. 

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26 minutes ago, Derka said:
 

This is awesome. What's the name of his podcast?

mind the game.

I've been operating all day under the premise that the next game was tonight. I'm pretty sure they've been pulling this 3 day between finals games bullshit for awhile now, but I'm so conditioned to the two day cadence that I forget every year. Fucking stupid they don't have a game tonight. 
Since I can remember, Finals always starts on a Thursday and game 2 is on a Sunday. I can't remember any Finals game on a Saturday.

It seemed around 2016 when they switched from the 2-3-2 to a 2-2-1-1-1, we now have games on Fridays. The old days used to have games only on Thursday, Tuesday and Sundays.
8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It seemed around 2016 when they switched from the 2-3-2 to a 2-2-1-1-1,

2012 was the last 2-3-2

Sorry - that's not true - 2013 was.

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3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Since I can remember, Finals always starts on a Thursday and game 2 is on a Sunday. I can't remember any Finals game on a Saturday.

It seemed around 2016 when they switched from the 2-3-2 to a 2-2-1-1-1, we now have games on Fridays. The old days used to have games only on Thursday, Tuesday and Sundays.

Yeah, I know its been this way for awhile, its just crazy how my brain rewires itself every year to expect games every two days. Check back next June, and I'll probably be bitching about my disappointment again. 

59 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

This is how sports talk should be. Concentrate on the fundamentals of offense and defense, explaining various aspects and how to counter. Instead, we get How the World Turns and gossipy bitches.

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The hoop collective guys are on the river at the Tipsy Tiki bar in okc doing the show. Actually looks nice. I don’t remember this area from the few times I’ve been there.

11.5 seems like a lot for OKC to cover tonight. If I'm them my main concern is not losing. 

I dont think ive ever seen a whitey douche PG like TJ McConnell toss up 3 pters like a 8th grader shooting baskets for the first time. like how do you not have at least a respectable looking shot at this stage of your career?

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

well this ones done tonight

You wish.

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