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I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I hope at some fucking level you wake up and realize the universe is a mirror. That mirror has absolute evil contempt for the fact that you supported all the evil behind p-diddy Epstein and every last fuckface

Buy bullion while you still can change fiat notes for actual value. Failure to do so will result in me laughing at you more than I already am.

PS: Trump and Musk suck ass but your bitchass bullshit is why they are here to hold you accountable and rape not just you but your future generations too.

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

Part of me wants to just shrug this post off as a nonsensical rant, but it’s not that simple. Saying get help here does nothing either because there have been too many of these rants from this poster to count. I just hope they find a modicum of peace in their life. No more no less.

3 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I hope at some fucking level you wake up and realize the universe is a mirror. That mirror has absolute evil contempt for the fact that you supported all the evil behind p-diddy Epstein and every last fuckface

Buy bullion while you still can change fiat notes for actual value. Failure to do so will result in me laughing at you more than I already am.

PS: Trump and Musk suck ass but your bitchass bullshit is why they are here to hold you accountable and rape not just you but your future generations too.

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

Take that weak shit to the Leopards thread.  Nice of you to post in person tho

I forget which surly moron this is who’s had to change his user name so many times because he’s a moron. We have quite a few. 

Aliens finally got him. 
X Files Art GIF by Lily Padula

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And lol at the infantile impulse to post an “mehhh I don’t like you guys, I’m quit!!” What a fat pussy.

A lot of us called Trump's win, and the reasons for it, well ahead of time.

Not exactly something to take a victory lap over.

Oh, please don't leave white females out of it...

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In the 2:00 AM drunken rant category, the judges score this a 6.5/10. The rant was found deficient in the following categories: 

- Too short

- No specific personal callouts

- Didn't touch on enough conspiracies. 

Thank you for your submission, but you will not be advancing to the next round. 

Looks like someone got his face ate by a leopard but refuses to take personal responsibility for it.

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6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

@immamac please only do this if he sends you that amount in gold bullion

 

24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

In the 2:00 AM drunken rant category, the judges score this a 6.5/10. The rant was found deficient in the following categories: 

- Too short

- No specific personal callouts

- Didn't touch on enough conspiracies. 

Thank you for your submission, but you will not be advancing to the next round. 

While I agree with most of this, I found the specific call-out of the Jesuits as the primary source of DJT’s manifest personal failings compelling and conspiratorial. 

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The Jesuits did this 

51 minutes ago, Pancho said:

There really needs to be a massive study done on the fragility of White Males. 

 

 

Or is the comment above “too Pancho?”

Change your name to FD Signifier, you're too radical now

43 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

In the 2:00 AM drunken rant category, the judges score this a 6.5/10. The rant was found deficient in the following categories: 

- Too short

- No specific personal callouts

- Didn't touch on enough conspiracies. 

Thank you for your submission, but you will not be advancing to the next round. 

Points added for midweek drunkenness, no?

6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I hope at some fucking level you wake up and realize the universe is a mirror. That mirror has absolute evil contempt for the fact that you supported all the evil behind p-diddy Epstein and every last fuckface

Buy bullion while you still can change fiat notes for actual value. Failure to do so will result in me laughing at you more than I already am.

PS: Trump and Musk suck ass but your bitchass bullshit is why they are here to hold you accountable and rape not just you but your future generations too.

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

What a cunt.

Signed, someone educated by Jesuits. 

7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Pimphand in 1930s Germany: you Jews and your jewness made me vote for the nazis!

As "free-thinking" as conspiracy theorists like to pretend that they are, as unique and edgy they think their perspective is...it always boils down to "blah, blah, blah everyone is so woke."

What a basic bitch.

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

This thread is a cautionary tale of what can happen when you don't keep your @Pimphand strong 

Also what happens if you spend too much time in the vicinity of Drake, apparently

Don't know you, hope you get the help you need, but "Immamac delete this account and all future accounts" like you can't do it yourself, made me think:

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The last time Donald Trump wasn't the republican nominee for president was 2012. He ran away with the nomination, again, as a convicted felon and sex offender. 

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I forget which surly moron this is who’s had to change his user name so many times because he’s a moron. We have quite a few. 

Nah, he's an OG, been around off and on here and elsewhere.  Was a known accomplice of YGIFs in the past.

Something relatively recent, COVID I believe, broke his brain.

As a reminder, Pimphand thought the world was going to end last year due to solar storms. Dude is legit crazy. 

On 5/9/2024 at 10:21 PM, Pimphand said:

Bookmark this post you stupid clowns
 

 

 

The return of the pudding-brained, conspiracy theorist. I guess he got tired of matching wits with the intelligentsia over at SECrant. 

51 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

While I agree with most of this, I found the specific call-out of the Jesuits as the primary source of DJT’s manifest personal failings compelling and conspiratorial. 

He only says “Jesuits” to keep the Knights Templar from knowing that he’s getting really close to the answer.

Never go full TTom. 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Points added for midweek drunkenness, no?

It was taken into account in the judges scoring

TTom and Pimphand must have known the secret handshake, and they shared information on how we in the Cabal all work to normalize pedophilia.

That was supposed to be our secret, dammit!!  What if they find those wreath fund checks made out to PDiddy-Epstein??

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7 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I hope at some fucking level you wake up and realize the universe is a mirror. That mirror has absolute evil contempt for the fact that you supported all the evil behind p-diddy Epstein and every last fuckface

Buy bullion while you still can change fiat notes for actual value. Failure to do so will result in me laughing at you more than I already am.

PS: Trump and Musk suck ass but your bitchass bullshit is why they are here to hold you accountable and rape not just you but your future generations too.

@immamac I will donate $2,000 to the 2025 tailgates but please ban this account now as well as all future accounts

So I wrote my friend RFK Jr and told him I’d written the perfect conspiracy post and he said I had not written the perfect conspiracy post because it didn’t mention vaccines, the deep state, flat earth, pedophiles or pizza parlors. 

15 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

So I wrote my friend RFK Jr and told him I’d written the perfect conspiracy post and he said I had not written the perfect conspiracy post because it didn’t mention vaccines, the deep state, flat earth, pedophiles or pizza parlors. 

Well, I was vaccined up, the day my pedophile, got outta the pizza parlor...

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“If you guys didn’t care about equality under the law or treating people fairly then I wouldn’t have been forced to vote for the guy who said he would build concentration camps and crash the economy”

👍 ok buddy 

26 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Get well, dude. 

There ain't no cure for what he's got.

8 hours ago, Pimphand said:

I tried telling you that all your noxious virtue signaling was going to lead to a moron Jesuit educated dipshit whose sole job was to destroy the financial system for his own personal gain.

I have to admit I don't recall this very specific messaging.

All I ever wanted to do was watch baseball and be left alone. But politics decided I wouldn't be left alone.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

There ain't no cure for what he's got.

So I saw my MAGA congressman and he said, quote: “Buy bullion while you can, change fiat notes before they’re woke!”

Sometimes I wonder just what I’m gonna do - there ain’t no cure for the  lib-cabal blues. 

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