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Schuess says Night Night!

Dude’s on another planet right now

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Holy fuck what a weekend for Kimble. Jonah no doubt gonna get the freshman of the week award. This team fucks

I want to thank Easton for dropping that that ball and not hitting like .260.

When Jonah bunted and got a hit, it was on his own….not told to do so, according to Schloss.  He’s gonna be a good one.

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

On to Texas A&M. I dont even care about the bobcats Tuesday.

Give the back-ups PT against State?

So happy for Kimble.  He was hitting the ball hard early in the year, but just not finding the gaps.  You knew the balls would start dropping.  Also helps when they are flying over the wall.  This team is so fun to watch.  

2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

When Jonah bunted and got a hit, it was on his own….not told to do so, according to Schloss.  He’s gonna be a good one.

the unexpected play at the unexpected time

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Texas is going to be #1 in everything now, the SEC, the national rankings and the RPI.

Kind of an impressive start in the SEC, SEC, SEC.

Also impressive for this coaching staff.

Without Max, Friday night guy gets hurt, Rodriguez/Mendoza not 100%, playing a 17 year old that has only seen live pitching for about 2 months, and we still dominate the #6 ranked team. If it wasn’t for the Irish, it would have been worse. 

Man what an ass kicking.

On to Texas State. Got to avenge out worst game of the year.

This team fucks

Just now, txexlonghorn23 said:

Has anyone listened to the post-game interview on the radio? What did Schloss have to say?

Sweeping Auburn was easier than txexlonghorn23’s mom 

16-2 and minimum 2 game conf lead pending Tennessee's 2 games to go this weekend.

Y no gauntlet?

5 minutes ago, Levi said:

Without Max, Friday night guy gets hurt, Rodriguez/Mendoza not 100%, playing a 17 year old that has only seen live pitching for about 2 months, and we still dominate the #6 ranked team. If it wasn’t for the Irish, it would have been worse. 

After watching Auburn, how’d they become the #6-7 team? 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

This team fucks

Sweeping Auburn was easier than txexlonghorn23’s mom 

That's not very nice. My mom is a lovely lady who has been with my dad for 44 years.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

After watching Auburn, how’d they become the #6-7 team? 

SECSECSEC

What will the lineup be when Max comes back? Farmer or Borba is out?

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

That's not very nice. My mom is a lovely lady who has been with my dad for 44 years.

Wait until he gets on your sister and dog.

Farmer because Schloss said he likes Borba playing third.

Rodriguez will DH.

Farmer or Jonah

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Farmer or Jonah

I'm trying to think of a question where the answer would be difficult between these two. 

Lot of baseball left to see if JW can be consistent. Looking good though. I feel a return of Gasbambino next weekend

9 minutes ago, po elvis said:

What will the lineup be when Max comes back? Farmer or Borba is out?

Odds are someone will go cold at some point and it will be obvious.

Also depends on if Mendoza can get back to playing 2B soon and Rodriguez can continue to play through the hand injury.

58 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

... Pierce is a solid baseball coach

... Schloss is elite 

Boil it down to basics.

 

51 minutes ago, B00M said:

Moffett or Duplantier next inning? 

idmas

23 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

That's not very nice. My mom is a lovely lady who has been with my dad for 44 years.

Tim And Eric Smile GIF

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Schloss quickly made this program the hottest ticket in town. Year 1

He knew what he was doing last year taking the Texas job.  

1 hour ago, Levi said:

Holy fuck what a weekend for Kimble. Jonah no doubt gonna get the freshman of the week award. This team fucks

When Schloss did his after-game interview, he was asked about Jonah playing, and he just said that team competition is good and everyone deserves the chance to prove themselves.

1 hour ago, Levi said:

Without Max, Friday night guy gets hurt, Rodriguez/Mendoza not 100%, playing a 17 year old that has only seen live pitching for about 2 months, and we still dominate the #6 ranked team. If it wasn’t for the Irish, it would have been worse. 

true in all contexts.

1 hour ago, po elvis said:

I want to thank Easton for dropping that that ball and not hitting like .260.

He’s the real hero.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I continue to forget to put @HenryJames on ignore during games when I'm not at the ballpark.

I don't mind.  As soon as I see one, I don't refresh.  Not a complete spoiler.

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Schloss quickly made this program the hottest ticket in town. Year 1

Dude is a wizard. Like, he's on another plane of existence. Now, imagine the talent he will get just living in Austin as a benefit. 

He'll get us a championship, but now I wonder how many. 12?

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Dude is a wizard. Like, he's on another plane of existence. Now, imagine the talent he will get just living in Austin as a benefit. 

He'll get us a championship, but now I wonder how many. 12?

In all seriousness and regardless of how this season ends, having such a big high profile turnaround in year one is going to truly bring in an insane level of talent. That plus transfer portal. Damn things are bright 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

In all seriousness and regardless of how this season ends, having such a big high profile turnaround in year one is going to truly bring in an insane level of talent. That plus transfer portal. Damn things are bright 

All of this. Texas will recruit itself, but now we will most likely have to turn some kids away just due to the portal and an influx of HS talent. Augie is smiling down watching this team. 

40 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This team is a bunch of dawgs. That's three top 10 teams we've smoked. Aggies are going to fuck around and find out. 

Aggy's little ride up the hill ends abruptly and violently this coming weekend.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

Aggy's little ride up the hill ends abruptly and violently this coming weekend.

Now they can be real red asses after we're done with them. 

Fucking A that was a fun game, perfect weather and a walk off run- rule bomb that gave my group time to also grab a burger at Crown and Anchor.  Good times.

I almost felt bad for Auburn.  They had very defeated body language even before the seventh.  Just crushed.

See y'all next weekend!

Auburn's body language after the bomb by Kimble yesterday was the real start of it.  Just carried over to today.  They were completely outclassed and they knew it.

4 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

I almost felt bad for Auburn.

I don't.  All the "you ain't ready for the SEC" bullshit made me hate the conference and every team from the jump.  Fuck 'em all.  Sit back and get schooled by Daddy across the board.

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't.  All the "you ain't ready for the SEC" bullshit made me hate the conference and every team from the jump.  Fuck 'em all.  Sit back and get schooled by Daddy across the board.

*Almost.

I have been to Omaha enough to already hate every trash fanbase in this redneck conference.

We are well on our way to being hated by everyone and I'm here for it.

We're already hated by this entire conference, and all of the schools fan bases in America. Lulz

We're the villains to everybody. Even when we don't l play some rando team, look at the crowd of street urchins and you can always bet your ass you'll see a Horns down, regardless if they're from New Hampshire all the way to Mexico. 

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2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Man, Schloss has resurrected turnt this program into a monster.

fify

48 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

We are well on our way to being hated by everyone and I'm here for it.

Good.  We can shove it up their redneck asses on a regular basis.

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