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    Her name is Robin, and she’s on every day.

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    Howard can only relate to fellow malignant narcissists. Dice took off the jacket and self-reflected. Howard, Billy, and the like never do that so when others do, it makes them uncomfortable and they a

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Not saying he's right cause i don't know what all is going on, but Rapaport is someone who definitely needs an ass beating

Well today only confirmed what I posted above

I'll admit that I've been somewhat amused by Rappaport's past antics, but today, he really showed himself to be a complete and total cunt.   

On another note, I guess Howard's personal policy of not discussing people that leave the show started several years after Stuttering John left. 

You know who had a tech mishap?  The hack surgeon that did skank katelyn's implants. 

I check in from time to time but haven’t listened for a few months maybe a little over a year. Just seems stale 

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It's funny cuz it's true.

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Look at svelte Jon Hein with that head of hair. 

I'm constantly amazed that a man that eats like a toddler coined one of the greatest cultural phrases of my lifetime.

And I hate to break it to him, but if Hein ran a minimum wage fast food joint like he wants, his workers would spit in the food and rob him blind before leaving him to work the lunch shift by himself.

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I actually listened to that show while I was working in the yard.  Yeah, John isn't too in touch with general fast food working crowd I'ma guessing.

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Beth is smarter than I thought, get HS sick with Covid, profit.

You give way to much credit to that rocks for brains, face of a horse, nitwit. Mind of a child. 

4 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

You give way to much credit to that rocks for brains, face of a horse, nitwit. Mind of a child. 

Face of a horse? I just heard today for an hour how beautiful she is. You don’t get Montgomery Ward catalog work for nuthin’. 

2 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Face of a horse? I just heard today for an hour how beautiful she is. You don’t get Montgomery Ward catalog work for nuthin’. 

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Can't figure out how to spoiler it, but Brent's ugly wife is posted a nude to twitter

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not safe for lunch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Super steamy. 

Yeah...I'm trying not to be a threadshitter in my old age, but there's a thread going on around here, and I can't help but think of Brent and Kaitlin when I read it, and I throw up in my mouth a little. 

The Tom Arnold interview was good. Definitely will plan on watching the documentary

Ass Napkin Ed assumed Howard Stern had been on welfare. I guess there’s a reason they become wack packers.

I'm not afraid to admit that I'm gonna miss Ronnie. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm not afraid to admit that I'm gonna miss Ronnie. 

Never cared for him. I didn’t dislike him just too much of him

They’ve discussed multiple times he will continue to participate via Zoom, just like he has since March of last year. Ronnie may physically be in Las Vegas, but he’ll still be a big part of the show. 

I love Ronnie. They beat the dead horse with the crazy sexual shit but when he's just in there just riffing with Howard and the other guys he's the best. And the LA show where he got stoned with JD at the weed cafe and then came back to the studio is one of my all-time favorite bits.

 

On 6/12/2021 at 6:30 PM, Gil Bang said:

Yeah...I'm trying not to be a threadshitter in my old age, but there's a thread going on around here, and I can't help but think of Brent and Kaitlin when I read it, and I throw up in my mouth a little. 

When Brent was on The Bubba love sponge show he was great. I was never a fan of him on Howard’s show, especially the swinging story from LA. That was radio gold but it was hard to listen to without cringing. 

Not sure what to make of Wendy living in a van at Cracker Barrel. Sad deal. 

A few weeks ago, went out to West Palm Beach to visit some friends. They live one block from the Howard Stern compound and have seen Beth out exercising but no Howard. I had no idea he lived out there. His place is a super compound. Nothing but massive trees. Kind of weird knowing Howard was just a block away in his basement pleasuring himself to babysitter porn. 

He claims he hasn’t traveled anywhere since the pandemic began, so I’m not sure if they’ve ventured to Florida since before March of last year. He’s been broadcasting from his “basement” (it’s a massive game room/bar/bowling alley) at his Long Island Hampton’s estate. If they have gone south, it’s no doubt private limo with the divider up to the airport, private jet (which is probably 100% of the time anyway) and another safe car to the compound, with demands everyone in their orbit is vaccinated. 

He does his show from a corner of this room: 

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On 6/16/2021 at 2:44 AM, Vito Andolini said:

He claims he hasn’t traveled anywhere since the pandemic began, so I’m not sure if they’ve ventured to Florida since before March of last year. He’s been broadcasting from his “basement” (it’s a massive game room/bar/bowling alley) at his Long Island Hampton’s estate. If they have gone south, it’s no doubt private limo with the divider up to the airport, private jet (which is probably 100% of the time anyway) and another safe car to the compound, with demands everyone in their orbit is vaccinated. 

He does his show from a corner of this room: 

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Howard announced today that his July 4th vacation break will extend to September. Jesus wtf.

5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Howard announced today that his July 4th vacation break will extend to September. Jesus wtf.

He's been pretty much mailing it in since the lockdown. Take a couple of months to retool and figure it out. Maybe find a way to get back in the studio. At least do the damn news again.

And Booey 100 is back this weekend for the 4th.  Not gonna lie I look forward to it every year.

 

 

44 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

He's been pretty much mailing it in since the lockdown. Take a couple of months to retool and figure it out. Maybe find a way to get back in the studio. At least do the damn news again.

You want more Robin?

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You want more Robin?

I liked the news when Howard would interrupt her and just riff on current events.

He won't go out to dinner so I doubt he's ever back in the studio full time.

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