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On 1/8/2024 at 8:31 PM, Mac8111 said:

Beth is at the end of her rope with him. Only reason she is still around is because he most likely has an iron clad prenup. Just easier for her to let him hump her twice a week and keep spending his money on cats.

Been trying to catch up and just now at the turn of the year. Yes, Beth was as pissed at him in the first show of 2024 as she’s ever revealed. She hated his characterization of her Covid symptoms, and REALLY didn’t appreciate his throwing of the gloves across the room. That was a fucked up move on his part, she seemed legit scared by the action and he didn’t have a good excuse for his behavior. I wonder if those prenups can be ripped up in cases of emotional abuse. She now has a documented instance. You know 100% she would get out if she could get a decent payout.

He’s such a victim.

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    Her name is Robin, and she’s on every day.

  • this sounds like Richard and Sal    

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    Howard can only relate to fellow malignant narcissists. Dice took off the jacket and self-reflected. Howard, Billy, and the like never do that so when others do, it makes them uncomfortable and they a

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Canceled my sub a few weeks ago when they fucked up the app.  Can't say I miss it yet but I'm sure there will be some interviews I'll have to seek out at some point.

  • 2 months later...

so there's a video out of Benji's old girlfriend Alissa Jordano, and she's smacking a guy around for money.  He's got some humiliation kink or some weird shit, and he gets pissed and fights back. 

The Benji/Elisa saga was indeed a beating.

I think I remember her first coming in as a member of Cobra Starship. Then she started "dating" Benji and became a contributer. Not sure if she did any writing for the show other than the stupid phony relationship argument bits with Benji.

  • 2 weeks later...

this is kinda big.  Howard is the best interviewer in the game.  i expect Trump to rip into Howard and call him a has been who only made it big because Trump appeared on his show.  "He begged me like a dog to come on.  He'd be nothing without me."

 

14 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

this is kinda big.  Howard is the best interviewer in the game.  i expect Trump to rip into Howard and call him a has been who only made it big because Trump appeared on his show.  "He begged me like a dog to come on.  He'd be nothing without me."

 

Reports say Bababooey is the one that made this happen. He's been working the campaign for many months.  if so, good for Gary.  He's a good guy 

Pearl Jam was a solid interview, though they are a little boring.  Eddie is great, always enjoy him when he's on and they still sound great.

Holy fuck...I just came across this reddit thread about Brent.  Now that I go to link it, the reddit lawyers have removed it.

It was a bunch of tweets, including Brent talking about how he's going to direct a porn where his wife will be gangbanged by 8 guys, and Katelyn showing the disgusting, filthy panties she wore every day for a month and she's sending them to a "fan". 

Brent and his skank are worse than I imagined. 

  • 4 months later...

Show's back live, with a lot of death to discuss.

Don Buchwald

Richard Simmons

Angry Alice (arrivederci, cocksucker)

Psych (parody songs)

Captain Dennis (started as Robin's yacht skipper, ended up her personal assistant).

As much shit as he gets, I like having live shows to listen to. They are repetitive and they go back to the same well over and over, but I’m still going to listen if I’m in my car. I wasn’t a fan of the old version of the show, the over the top stuff never appealed to me. It’s going to suck when he hangs it up, because I haven’t found another show that replaces this one.

2 hours ago, Brew said:

As much shit as he gets, I like having live shows to listen to. They are repetitive and they go back to the same well over and over, but I’m still going to listen if I’m in my car. I wasn’t a fan of the old version of the show, the over the top stuff never appealed to me. It’s going to suck when he hangs it up, because I haven’t found another show that replaces this one.

Same.  I still laugh my ass off quite a bit. Yeah, some bits go on too long (Elvis impersonation please die), but I still get a kick out of a lot of it, particularly Richard and Sal. 

Just some stupid shit cracks me the fuck up.  Like when the guys are all in Miami and walking back from dinner.  Ronnie and Wolfie walking along, and the rest several feet back. They come to a pile of dogshit on the sidewalk, and Ronnie whispers "watch, JD will step in this dogshit".  A few seconds later JD screams "GODDAMMIT".  so fucking stupid and funny. 

Ronnie's lawyer commercial was fantastic. Nowicki's impression of him had me rolling.

Ha!

Fucking Hein drug Gary and Rashaan to Ann Arbor to witness the beat down in person. 

  • 4 weeks later...

Holy fuck, if I wanted to hear hours and hours of guitar conversation, I’d… I don’t know, subscribe to some fucking guitar channel? And I know HS is an advocate of “Theatre of the Mind,” meaning he’s ok with phony stuff as long as it’s entertaining, but I’m convinced just about every “phony phone call” is literally phony, meaning not actual calls to radio stations or web broadcasts, but to some Richard cronies who give them everything they want. Tradio my ass.

On 9/4/2024 at 4:57 PM, Gil Bang said:

Angry Alice (arrivederci, cocksucker)

 

Angry Alice v. Artie Lange was hysterical.  RIP

 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Holy fuck, if I wanted to hear hours and hours of guitar conversation, I’d… I don’t know, subscribe to some fucking guitar channel? And I know HS is an advocate of “Theatre of the Mind,” meaning he’s ok with phony stuff as long as it’s entertaining, but I’m convinced just about every “phony phone call” is literally phony, meaning not actual calls to radio stations or web broadcasts, but to some Richard cronies who give them everything they want. Tradio my ass.

I have loved listening to AM and FM radio for decades and I have never heard a single tradio segment IRL.  Is it real or is it just another in a long line of bullshit? Meh.

You just have to accept the show is a 70 year old man talking to his 72 year old friend about the same things they've discussed for 45 years, with an occasional interruption by third-rate comedians pushing bottom barrel bits.

I have loved listening to AM and FM radio for decades and I have never heard a single tradio segment IRL.  Is it real or is it just another in a long line of bullshit? Meh.
You just have to accept the show is a 70 year old man talking to his 72 year old friend about the same things they've discussed for 45 years, with an occasional interruption by third-rate comedians pushing bottom barrel bits.

Very small town radio is very real. Last time I was through I believe either Columbus or La Grange had it

Hadn’t listened in forever but started one or two days a week a few weeks ago. Was JD’s divorce ever brought up?

It took them several months to finally acknowledge it, but it was weird before that, because they would egg on J.D. to ask someone out or they would say something that clearly indicated he was single… when we were all witness to his unholy union with the fane-chasing workout queen/makeup artist/wannabe influencer who got NOTHING from J.D. or the show. 

But yes, Howard did finally come out and say something about it, probably late winter/early spring. 

  • 2 weeks later...

I don't know if this Emily Blunt interview is new or old cause this dickhead takes off so much, but man this interview is fucking horrible. Howard is trying to dig way too much...i mean he does this anyway but on this one he seems like he is trying waaaay too hard.

(Ok i think its old cause they are talking about Fall Guy movie a lot)

55 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I don't know if this Emily Blunt interview is new or old cause this dickhead takes off so much, but man this interview is fucking horrible. Howard is trying to dig way too much...i mean he does this anyway but on this one he seems like he is trying waaaay too hard.

(Ok i think its old cause they are talking about Fall Guy movie a lot)

Old. 

He was supposed to return to work this week, I guess the Kamala Harris pop up interview last week counted for three shows.

  • 2 weeks later...

I would love for Fred to beat the ever living fuck out of Memet

Day 144 straight of talking about guitar playing…

44 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Day 144 straight of talking about guitar playing…

You wanna go back to chess?

I do enjoy when they talk about how fast and who Beth/Stefanie will be fucking after Howard and Ronnie die.

I now realize why I hate Memet so much. He is baseball board Helo. They are the same person.

Shocker...Memet tied Robin for biggest psychopath on the show.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Shocker...Memet tied Robin for biggest psychopath on the show.

haven't heard yet, but my money was on that asshole Blitt.  Fuck that unfunny asshole.

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

haven't heard yet, but my money was on that asshole Blitt.  Fuck that unfunny asshole.

Blitt is just an inveterate liar who should be rightly ignored every time he opens his mouth. He's harmless.

Memet is on the fast track to a breakdown. His warped view of himself and others is a true danger if he ever loses his tenuous grip on reality.

haven't heard yet, but my money was on that asshole Blitt.  Fuck that unfunny asshole.
Well get ready for Howards hour long dragging it out.

He's not harmless.  He's an asshole that fucks with innocent people.  Case in point: tells a group of women at a restaurant that he's the owner's son and he's comping their dinners. Then he sneaks out.  

That's just a cruel prank and it's not funny. 

 

29 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's not harmless.  He's an asshole that fucks with innocent people.  Case in point: tells a group of women at a restaurant that he's the owner's son and he's comping their dinners. Then he sneaks out.  

That's just a cruel prank and it's not funny. 

 

What's the harm? The women have to pay for the dinner they were already going to pay?

Stupid, yes. Unfunny, yes. Harmful, no.

32 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

What's the harm? The women have to pay for the dinner they were already going to pay?

Stupid, yes. Unfunny, yes. Harmful, no.

You don't think that those women felt really embarrassed and shitty when this happened to them? 

It's cruel.  

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

You don't think that those women felt really embarrassed and shitty when this happened to them? 

It's cruel.  

Probably. But trying to get me to feel bad for ladies at lunch is a losing battle. Decent odds they were terrible people that deserved a little cruelty in their lives.  A little embarrassment now and then is a good thing.

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17 hours ago, Underdog said:

2, 4, 1, 3

yeah, 2 is a non-starter

  • 3 weeks later...

D Bone better wrap his bone

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