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4th of july = 2 weeks off. I wish I had this guys schedule and bank roll

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48 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

4th of july = 2 weeks off. I wish I had this guys schedule and bank roll

Yep because clearly when it's on a Wednesday Howard can't just work Monday and Tuesday and have a 5 day weekend.......

if they come back after two weeks and he starts out with any of his tired shtick about being beaten in high school, small dick, or his ugly face instead of good new material, I'm not listening anymore.

27 minutes ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

if they come back after two weeks and he starts out with any of his tired shtick about being beaten in high school, small dick, or his ugly face instead of good new material, I'm not listening anymore.

so you're not listening any more.

29 minutes ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

if they come back after two weeks and he starts out with any of his tired shtick about being beaten in high school, small dick, or his ugly face instead of good new material, I'm not listening anymore.

Don't forget complaining about having to come back to work.............

if they come back after two weeks and he starts out with any of his tired shtick about being beaten in high school, small dick, or his ugly face instead of good new material, I'm not listening anymore.

He’s going to come back complaining about having to work 3 days a week.
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

RIP Evil Dave. 

 

Jesus, they really are dropping like flies. 

3 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Jesus, they really are dropping like flies. 

How is Jeff the Drunk still alive? Or High Pitch.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

I think it will be multiple. He slipped last week and said something like, “Before we take the Summer off..”

I’m sure this is the time frame J.D. is getting married.

I finally got access to the Sirius app. (I bought lifetime subscription like 13yrs ago for $500, but when the app first came out, they weren’t including my subscription in it).

So anyways, I have been catching up on the show now. I will say I really like that on the app I can pick out particular interviews to listen and not have to listen to all the BS of an entire show.

There's plenty of other good shit on Sirius dude.  

15 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I finally got access to the Sirius app. (I bought lifetime subscription like 13yrs ago for $500, but when the app first came out, they weren’t including my subscription in it).

So anyways, I have been catching up on the show now. I will say I really like that on the app I can pick out particular interviews to listen and not have to listen to all the BS of an entire show.
 

Is the sirius app for all subscribers?  I've been too lazy to look into it.  I guess I still am.

Sort of.

I've got a truck that really only drive when I need to haul shit.  No Sirius.  Regular radio is fucking horrible. I can get San Diego and L.A. stations, and they all suck.  Nonstop commercials., moronic announcers, etc. 

1 hour ago, Bevo VIII said:

Were on two week vacation for 4th of July and came back for a week before another vacation? I’m unsubscribing. They’ve been on vacation like 1/2 of this year it seems

YEah...I was confused this morning when they were talking about the eclipse and Malcolm Young dying. Couldn't believe they were on vacation again....

It's that time of year I ease over to channel 84 anyway and listen to sports stuff.

Is the sirius app for all subscribers?  I've been too lazy to look into it.  I guess I still am.


Should be. I just plug my phone into truck with Aux cable. Turn on app. Profit.
5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Is the sirius app for all subscribers?  I've been too lazy to look into it.  I guess I still am.

no.  depends on your plan.  It's awesome though.

On ‎7‎/‎31‎/‎2018 at 9:19 PM, Gil Bang said:

no.  depends on your plan.  It's awesome though.

I have it and they never mentioned that I had to have a certain plan. then again I didn't ask but I agree its awesome because local sports in Michigan is fucking brutal

I've been very critical of this asswipe, but he's looking better than ever.  I hope he stays clean.

 

 

 

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've been very critical of this asswipe, but he's looking better than ever.  I hope he stays clean.

 

 

 

didn't he get all fucked up and stab himself with a knife or some shit?

30 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

didn't he get all fucked up and stab himself with a knife or some shit?

Yes, but Gil’s cuts over the years have sliced much deeper.

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Addicted to heroin and gambling and hookers, Lange hit bottom in 2010 with a truly gruesome suicide attempt. Reaching for his fifth slice of pizza, Lange casually notes it happened in this very room. He chugged from a bottle of bleach, stabbed himself in the stomach nine times and slit his wrists.  

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/artie-lange-on-his-suicide-attempt-and-life-after-howard-stern-67224/

Bogey, you may have discussed his dumbass suicide attempt many times before, and I’m all...

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...but it never hurts to give a refresher. And I’m not sure I ever heard the part about the bleach.

I stopped listening a couple years ago. When is his contract up? Should be soon right?

39 minutes ago, sachick said:

I stopped listening a couple years ago. When is his contract up? Should be soon right?

He signed a new five year deal in December, 2015, with an additional 7 years for old content. When the current on-air deal expires in 2020, I think he keeps going, as he’d be too miserable in retirement. (Drew Pinsky actually talked about this quite a bit last week on the Wrap-Up Show. He thinks Stern is depressed, and that would get worse if he didn’t have the HSS.)

If Robin quits/gets ill, that could change the equation. For some reason, she is his muse, his reason for existing professionally 

I’m glad Howard is still going. Not all bits are home runs, but it’s still usually entertaining. I never liked interviews with porn stars, so I don’t miss the shit many long for (the good ol days). Some of it is lazy (panel, relying on Ronnie for hours a day for content) but Fred is still Fred, some of the song parodies are excellent, and Stern has obvious strengths as an interviewer. 

Jason Ellis doesn’t entertain me, I can’t listen to Jim Norton anymore with Sam cackling at his side, I don’t know who Covino and Rich are... so keep going, Howard.

https://deadline.com/2015/12/howard-stern-new-deal-siriusxm-add-video-streaming-1201667232/

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On 8/3/2018 at 4:21 PM, Vito Andolini said:

He signed a new five year deal in December, 2015, with an additional 7 years for old content. When the current on-air deal expires in 2020, I think he keeps going, as he’d be too miserable in retirement. (Drew Pinsky actually talked about this quite a bit last week on the Wrap-Up Show. He thinks Stern is depressed, and that would get worse if he didn’t have the HSS.)

If Robin quits/gets ill, that could change the equation. For some reason, she is his muse, his reason for existing professionally 

I’m glad Howard is still going. Not all bits are home runs, but it’s still usually entertaining. I never liked interviews with porn stars, so I don’t miss the shit many long for (the good ol days). Some of it is lazy (panel, relying on Ronnie for hours a day for content) but Fred is still Fred, some of the song parodies are excellent, and Stern has obvious strengths as an interviewer. 

Jason Ellis doesn’t entertain me, I can’t listen to Jim Norton anymore with Sam cackling at his side, I don’t know who Covino and Rich are... so keep going, Howard.

https://deadline.com/2015/12/howard-stern-new-deal-siriusxm-add-video-streaming-1201667232/

 

Agree on all accounts. 

Covino and Rich try to hard and the whole Hey brah, yeah brah act would never work to a big enough audience. 

 

I will say I was pretty shocked to hear Howard admit yesterday that he cried in a meeting with Les Moonves and that nobody here posted about it. Look I love Howard and as annoying as he can sometime be he still puts on a great show but HOLY SHIT are you kidding me? A grown man crying in a meeting with a TV exec? Seriously that has to be one of the saddest/funniest things I have ever heard. I still can't believe that as big a narcissist that Howard is that he would admit that on his show. 

Just crazy. 

maybe my listening habits have been off and on the last 6 months, but has Richard's presence on the show been diminished?

Well the show has only been new broadcasts about 3 of those 6 months. Also I am pretty sure he was gone for a month at beginning of year for his childs birth.

Richard was a big part of today’s show with the fake Robin birthday names.

Cocktober is coming up and that will be a Sal and Richard fest.

 

didn't he get all fucked up and stab himself with a knife or some shit?


The report came out as I was hauling the horse trailer to the Alabama game at the Rose Bowl.
maybe my listening habits have been off and on the last 6 months, but has Richard's presence on the show been diminished?


Now that you mention it, yes.

Also, I wouldn’t be shocked if Stuttering John came back.

I’m getting sick of Ronnie. Also Fred Ronnie and Howard Ronnie

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Yes he did, and when he leaves, it could very well end it.  I wasn't really shocked hearing him say he cried.  He's more woman than man now, twisted and evil.

By the way, J.D.’s wedding is tomorrow, so at least one week off, maybe two coming up. 

(I’ve been listening to Wednesday’s show today, and some subtle Fred brilliance: Howard asked Fred/Kaitlyn Jenner what kind of car he would be... I think it was a Knight Rider reference... Fred/Kaitlyn Jenner replied, “A convertible!” Robin got it, went over Howard’s head.)

The Fred drops are so great. I know it's childish but the cow mooing when Howard is talking about someone's weight just cracks me up. 

 

And here's a recent pic of Jon Hein's wife for those that have never seen her-

 

 

Other than the fact he looks like a 260 pound lesbian, I guess he’s not the worst catch in the world. He sold Jumptheshark.com for seven figures back when no one knew the true value of web properties, he’s written a couple of books, hosts an NYC sports TV show and has the HS Wrap Up Show gig. While in college, he was part of a comedy team with Jon Glaser that probably upped his profile (had to help with the 90 blow jobs) and maybe helped him land his wife. 

Today was live right? I only heard a small portion but he was playing Omarosa's taped Trump conversations.

It said "live" but no way what i heard was live. It was about Imus farewell. Pretty sure i had already heard that like 2 months ago

 

 

It was live today, I fully expected vacation since J.D.’s wedding was supposed to be Saturday, but clearly I was wrong.

They pulled old Imus clips to contrast with the old dude on the Cleveland station who quit on the air.

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