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Sal and Richard doing some work with the Pat Robertson audio today. He said something about Peter North’s magnificent cock and I lost it.

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    Her name is Robin, and she’s on every day.

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    Howard can only relate to fellow malignant narcissists. Dice took off the jacket and self-reflected. Howard, Billy, and the like never do that so when others do, it makes them uncomfortable and they a

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Howard fucking railing on Lez Moonvez this week.   Starting to get a bit old, but good for Howard to be able to expose this motherfucker after he was going to sue Howard for leaving terrestrial radio

Does anyone find the female impersonator funny?  The Huckabee Sanders torture bit was atrociously unfunny.

3 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Does anyone find the female impersonator funny?  The Huckabee Sanders torture bit was atrociously unfunny.

A lot of those feel forced and are unfully from the very beginning. The fact that Howard has written questions in front of him to read and they have "joke answers" already prepared just make it even worse. 

i've never really found that shit funny.  i think the lump dude has made me laugh once or twice.

On 9/6/2018 at 3:44 PM, mulletpelini said:

how many fucking interviews does Sharon Osbourne really require.  Paul was good though.  I'm not a Beatles fan, but I'd listen to that guy in an interview anytime.

He said in his GQ interview that he had a circle jerk with John Lennon 

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6 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Does anyone find the female impersonator funny?  The Huckabee Sanders torture bit was atrociously unfunny.

I tend to think most of these aren't that funny.  This one in particular is funny to me because she kind of sounds like my ex-wife pissed off. (white trash with cash)

Whomever came up with the idea to use clips of Wendy as the Veterinary Clinic investor deserves a raise. I haven’t laughed as hard at a bit in a long time.

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Ok, I’ve had my fill of Tan Mom for the next, oh, 10-15 years.

yes, hopefully with her moving to Florida her bits will be retired as well. 

The Ronnie vet clinic will take the place of the Ronnie pegging for endless hours. I’m fine with it because Fred Ronnie is amazing. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

The Ronnie vet clinic will take the place of the Ronnie pegging for endless hours. I’m fine with it because Fred Ronnie is amazing. 

Agreed

 

Fred's Ronnie is 10,000 times more enjoyable than Shuli's Tan Mom

2 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

Agreed

 

Fred's Ronnie is 10,000 times more enjoyable than Shuli's Tan Mom

I'm not a fan of Shuli, but his impression is pretty good.  FredRonnie is funnier because Ronnie is funny to start with.  Tan Mom is a miserable cunt. 

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23 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm not a fan of Shuli, but his impression is pretty good.  FredRonnie is funnier because Ronnie is funny to start with.  Tan Mom is a miserable cunt. 

This and his HPE are outstanding.  Much prefer Shulimom than Tan Mom anyday.  Fred's Ronnie is in line, way better than the original.

Hanzi is on twitter live right now. That dudes a mess

Pete Davidson on this morning. I didn't catch it but am looking forward to hearing Howard talk about the relationship of two people younger than his own kids. 

A bit OT...

There was a stretch when Davidson was on almost weekly on Opie Radio (maybe Jim Norton was still suffering thru Opie’s idiocy, not sure). Of course, there’s a lot more to talk about with Ol Pete these days. He can be an unbelievable dick, he really hammered one of the Stangel Bros who had been enlisted to give Opie a personality (they failed). 

I listened to a little bit this morning . He did a scene on Trainwreck with Bill Hader, and Hader recommended him to Lorne Michaels. He didn’t expect to get it, and that attitude may have helped him get hired. George Costanza’s opposite approach really works sometimes. 

im sick of Ronny. get him off the show. no one cares. im sick of fred ronny to

4 minutes ago, Bogeywon said:

im sick of Ronny. get him off the show. no one cares. im sick of fred ronny to

 

He's great but Howard like he does on occasion goes to the well far too many times. 

It happened with Sal and Richard for awhile, JD for awhile, Eric the Actor, Highpitch, Memet, etc. For whatever reason he (or his staff) only give him info or jokes on shit that he has been giving air time too most recently. I think the biggest culprit of this is Jason Kaplin. I can't stand that guy as he seems like a total kiss ass, rumor monger that tells Howard everything in effort to get a little air time. 

Drives me nuts.   

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Once the WP started dying off and Artie left, who the hell was gonna carry the show?  FredRonnie > Ronnie

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Looks like friend of the show Vinnie Favale is about to have his #metoo moment.

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On 10/1/2018 at 8:55 AM, Bogeywon said:

im sick of Ronny. get him off the show. no one cares. im sick of fred ronny to

It seems like half the mornings, Howard 100 has a title of Ronnie ______________ on my radio.    Or they bring on Tan Mom every few weeks.    Except for the occasional celebrity interview, they have very little to offer.   I still listen some but only a handful of minutes most mornings.

Colbert not wasting any time throwing Favale under the bus by stating the facts as he knows them:  https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/04/entertainment/stephen-colbert-vinnie-favale/index.html

 

As much as Stern is big on discussing everything on air for the fans, he rarely discusses people leaving the show.  Every once in a while a caller will ask him "what ever happened to _____" and then he has to state some reason why the person is gone.   There are exceptions:  Artie, Stuttering John, Jackie, etc.  He had no choice but to address their absence.   Secondary characters on the show or staff are not mentioned.  They just disappear.

22 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Looks like friend of the show Vinnie Favale is about to have his #metoo moment.

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Two sources detailed a problematic "Late Show" department meeting around 2015, where Favale was in attendance and loud construction could be heard outside the office.
"There was a big drill, and we looked outside and went to the window. [Favale] compared the drill to 'a big black dick' as it was drilling into the ground," a former CBS employee recalled. "I couldn't believe he said that."
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How big of him for patting himself on the back after the fact. Nice work Colbert. 

Sounds like Colbert's employees complained about Favale, so Colbert's team moved the guy away because they didn't have the power to fire him.

Vinnie’s not nearly important/valuable enough to have anyone at CBS willing to fight for him, especially after Moonves (who may have been his protector... Letterman surely was), so he’s toast. His name is mud, and I doubt he’ll be able to get another network job. 

I’m sure he’d like to go to Howard and see if there’s something for him at SiriusXM (yay, dick jokes!) but for all his on-air bombast, Stern is risk-averse in the workplace. Plus, The Redhead wouldn’t allow it.

So, he’s lost a high-paying job, and due to the political environment and having a really peculiar set of skills, he may not be able to find another. At least he’s got his savings. 

Oh wait, much of his bankroll is tied up in his dream of writing and producing that shitty musical. That no one else would ever back now. 

Oh, Debbie.

 

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I hadn't heard the vinny thing, but I noticed Benji tweeted something about vinny being the nicest guy in show business or something.  I thought it was curious, but this explains it. 

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Ha, I just asked Alexa who Gary Dell’Abate was, and she responded, “Fa Fa Flunkie is producer of the Howard Stern Show...”

But you got Beetlemania on 101

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2 hours ago, Scraps said:

But you got Beetlemania on 101

except they're playing the same episodes 2 days in a row.  Gary says "most people listen to the app so they can pick and choose which ever episode they want" and somehow that applies to the radio cast.

Perfect Gary logic, boff.

the newest dykstra arrest should create some content when they get back.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

the newest dykstra arrest should create some content when they get back.

 

"How's the slot?" is an all time line.

 

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did fucking Robin really read a story today about a high school kid and a teacher getting it on and refer to it happening at a "pet" or "prep" rally and seemed confused about it?  What fucking world does this neophyte live in

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also, every time Beetle is on, I have to listen for a second to determine if its him or an interview with Whoopi Goldberg /no racist

Wow, what a fucking wet blanket, “Jessica,” the caller upset about AA’s Trump routine. Grow the fuck up, or turn the channel.

Howard bitching about his dinner with Kimmel last week I hope was a bit, because if it wasn't I sure as hell have no idea why anybody would want to hang around him. 

-bitching about having dinner at 7:30 being too late

-bitching about people wanting to take selfies

-bitching about not being able to have more than one glass of wine

-bitching about Kimmel not paying the bill

 

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I'm pretty sure I've never laughed once at anything Kimmel has said.  Being a huge Howard fan, I'm surprised he's as big of puss that he is.  Fucker cries about everything.

I didn't get Howard's rant about New Yorkers paying more federal taxes than people in the south.  A caller tried to explain that the federal tax rates are the same no matter where you live, but was quickly shouted down by Howard and Robin.  Then it turned into an argument of they don't get the same federal tax dollars returned to their states.

He can be such and angry bitter asshole.

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He wasn't saying that the tax rates are different. He's saying that there's more wealth in New York (corporate and individual), which results in more money overall going to the federal government, which is then spread out to the states. And he's right. New York gives far more to the federal government than the South, and it receives far less per capita.

46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

memet is a loon

He is.

I kind of understood his argument. He is just too big of a douche, cry baby, and thin skinned to explain it properly and have an actual intelligent discussion about it.  

Politics aside, getting ganged up on in the office and having short mans complex doesn't work to his advantage when trying to explain his point(s). 

And when Jason Kaplan's panel imput is "clips of FoxNews anchors making stupid comments" it isn't a surprise that Memet feels like everyone is picking on him based on his views especially when he gets so defensive when someone doesn't agree with him or questions him on why he feels that way. 

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I can't take anything lament says seriously, it has Benjy shtick feeling all over it.

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I can't take anything lament says seriously, it has Benjy shtick feeling all over it.

The show is running low on material.   Politics would be an easy subject to run with but perhaps they don’t want to anger half the audience.  

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