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I'm only on the 12/5 show at this point. For some reason the Asian Pete prank call made me laugh so hard when Marfan Mike for in the phone

Also Sal is a fucking treasure

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    Her name is Robin, and she’s on every day.

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21 hours ago, Bobby Light said:

I'm only on the 12/5 show at this point. For some reason the Asian Pete prank call made me laugh so hard when Marfan Mike for in the phone

Also Sal is a fucking treasure

i just heard the asian pete U2 concert ticket give away karaoke contest on replay.  That kid is a fucking treasure

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I was shocked they were new today. Was it the first day back?

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I was shocked they were new today? Was it the first day back?

Yesterday they were on to test the equipment after being off so long. 

55 minutes ago, Ben Franklin said:

Yesterday they were on to test the equipment after being off so long. 

 

Correct, today's show was just a repeat of yesterday's

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If anyone is not sure why millennials get a bad rap, he's the one to reference.

18 hours ago, Scraps said:

New year....same old Memet

 

11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

If anyone is not sure why millennials get a bad rap, he's the one to reference.

 

He just doesn't get it at all. I use to feel bad for him as I am sure he is a nice kid but holy hell he is fucked in the head. He has no clue that all of his bravado and "confidence" really comes from a massive insecurity complex that he has no idea he has. And whoever the hell he is seeing for therapy should lose their license because they are just making him worse. And getting air time is actually probably the worse thing for him but in Howard's mind it's good for radio so Howard doesn't give a shit. 

 

And here is a pic of his GF- 

 

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Well from the looks of that pic, it would have been much more appreciated had she worn the titty dress, she looks stacked.  That fucknut would rather play DRD than fuck those titties huh.

I don't know who it is that does the Blue Iris impression but they sound exactly like her.

Robin talking about why it's bad for China to be ahead of the US in technological advances was maybe the funniest shit I have hear her say in awhile. 

"If they get 5G before us they will be able to do things quicker than us" 

Among several other fucking gems. 

Between her and Techno Beaver trying to explain 5G, that whole segment was hilarious.

I rarely turn on HS anymore but when I do, it seems like I only hear the News with Robin, or some panel discussion between everyone.  

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I rarely turn on HS anymore but when I do, it seems like I only hear the News with Robin, or some panel discussion between everyone.  

 

Yeah, I still listen just not as much as I once did. I know they are just back from break but I am already sick if the panel as it seems that is the go to move anymore when they don't have a guest. It's overdone and they have WAY too many of them in the studio just talking over everyone. They should only have a couple at a time and it would make the show go a lot smoother. 

Or Howard (and Gary) are just mailing it in now and doing the easiest shows they can do. Not surprising the "producers" all want to get more air time so they pitch more "panels" 

 

We got the trainwreck Lohan tomorrow

23 hours ago, Scraps said:

We got the trainwreck Lohan tomorrow

her voice is fried! caught a little of her today. she was ok but nothing ground breaking.  believe it or not howard mentioned his dick size and asked how she could memorize her lines

I listened to three minutes and turned it.  Her answers were almost "yes" and "no".  She seemed pretty vapid but I guess that's to be expected.

Listening to the show on the app, and Mitt Romney is on. His valentines gift for his wife is so random and disturbing, I’m almost literally crying. Edited to note I found it hilarious, not crying for the disturbing factor.

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40 minutes ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

I listened to three minutes and turned it.  Her answers were almost "yes" and "no".  She seemed pretty vapid but I guess that's to be expected.

 

Same here. She still plays the innocent girl game even though all her dirty laundry is already out there for the whole world to see. Meh.  

I happened to see her on Fallon the other night and had no clue who she was because i didn't recognize her.

Not the Lohan I remember

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she's more whore than woman now, twisted and evil.

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she's more whore than woman now, twisted and evil.

Go on.....

Listening to Howard, Robin, and Hein discuss the Clemson QB was cringe worthy. Zero real facts in the discussion. Hein was saying the kid could declare for draft.

Yeah, he claims to be a sports expert with a TV show of some kind. I was shaking my head at the misinformation about the draft, then he compounded it with the Kelly Bryant shit. And Howard with the “Christian Bale played George W. Bush, NOT Dick Cheney” was just as maddening. Robin must have been thinking, “wait, I’M the one who is usually incredibly wrong!”

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Hein said that?  That's interesting, he's usually a pretty factual guy, probably most reliable on there.  Well, he is a Michigan man so a bit delusional as well cough 80 blow jobs cough

It has become pretty stale. I think they need to bring in a new regular to spice it up some. Legit comedian who can roll in Arties old spot. And no I' not talking about Howards touch butt buddy Kimmel.

 

But not sure that would even help if all they are gonna do are panels, talk about how big of faget Ronnie is, and how much of a pussy Memet is still all the time

16 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

Listening to Howard, Robin, and Hein discuss the Clemson QB was cringe worthy. Zero real facts in the discussion. Hein was saying the kid could declare for draft.

Yeah I actually tried to call in and correct those dumbasses.

12 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, he claims to be a sports expert with a TV show of some kind. I was shaking my head at the misinformation about the draft, then he compounded it with the Kelly Bryant shit. And Howard with the “Christian Bale played George W. Bush, NOT Dick Cheney” was just as maddening. Robin must have been thinking, “wait, I’M the one who is usually incredibly wrong!”

Here is him owning his mistake on twitter-

 

Hell he is even wrong about hoops.  I believe that the kids have to go to college at least one year, right?  That's why there are so many one-and-done players.

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2 hours ago, Hugh G. Rection said:

Hell he is even wrong about hoops.  I believe that the kids have to go to college at least one year, right?  That's why there are so many one-and-done players.

Lawrence would be one and done.  Got it?

How does Robin manage to get so many things wrong? I didn’t hear much from last week, so I’m listening to the app and RQ is going over the list of highest paid TV stars. I know the answer is Sofía Vergara, man or woman, but after going thru the actors, she does the actress list and starts at Ellen Pompeo, missing Vergara and Cuoco. I guess the Queen of Rip and Read ripped off too much. 

she didn't know missy elliot was also missy "misdemeanor" elliot.  she thought they were 2 different people.

43 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

she didn't know missy elliot was also missy "misdemeanor" elliot.  she thought they were 2 different people.

 

Howard at least tries to stay updated on info. Robin just mails it in and even the shit she does clearly have some bit of knowledge on she gets wrong. 

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"Saskatoon?  This caller doesn't even know where he lives I've never even heard of that.  He must mean Saskatchewan."

Yes, she really said that.  One of my all time faves.

I was listening to an old Yucko appearance earlier tonight, her 34 was really showing out.  Yucko's soon to be ex-wife at the time was walking into the studio and was saying hello to everyone.

She said to Robin, "Hello Robin, how are you doing?"

All Robin said was "I'm good, I'm good"

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JD reading off who is gonna be on celeb big brother: "lolo jones"

Robin:"WHAT LOLO??? You sure it isn't Lilo???"


Fuck go away

Even Fred can fuck up. I’m listening to today’s show, and he attributed Horace Greely’s, “Go west, young man” quote to Horatio Alger. But Eric Fred has a long rope, indispensable.

I amazed at the quickness of Fred’s drops when a certain subject is brought up.

7 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

I amazed at the quickness of Fred’s drops when a certain subject is brought up.

I know right? The guy is much more talented than anyone thinks. I would love to see how he does his job.

1 hour ago, Buck Futter said:

I know right? The guy is much more talented than anyone thinks. I would love to see how he does his job.

 

Nobody, and I mean nobody is as quick and brilliant with the timing/placement and fit of the drops he pulls out of no where. I know they have said before that he has some the regular ones on a board he just clicks but some of them are so obscure and perfect it blows my mind. The value he brings to that show I don't think many people realize. I think he is #1 after Howard in what makes the show work.

He's incredible. There is nothing better than when Fred starts hitting the fart noises when the conversation turns to ass-related topics. If I could make a request it would be that he bring back the drops of people on the street trying to pronounce "Gary Dell'Abate" whenever Gary fucks up. 

"Gary Dellabeeshu"

"Grey Della-bob-bob-bookie"

"Gary Dell-la-bahtaaaay"

 

 

I also loved Lenny's "Hows the slot" drop he played all the time over Robin doing the news. 

I may have mentioned this one before, but several years ago, Jennifer Grey (you know, the actress who ruined her career by fixing her nose) won Dancing With the Stars, and Robin played a sound bite with Grey reeling off all the body parts that she injured over the course of the show...

Jennifer Grey: “I cant believe I survived, I injured my back, my foot, my knee, my leg, my neck...

...and without a moment’s pause, Fred dropped Little Lupe’s, “Vagina pussy!”

Speaking of dancing with the stars, I am sick of pop culture crap being discussed on that show. The average Howard stern doesn't wanna hear about such garbage. We need more Richard and sal, more wack Packers, more crazy chicks doing degrading shit for money.

My favorite era of the stern was show was the first few years of Sirius. Artie was still there, and Howard had not yet succumbed to political correctness.

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How does Robin manage to get so many things wrong? I didn’t hear much from last week, so I’m listening to the app and RQ is going over the list of highest paid TV stars. I know the answer is Sofía Vergara, man or woman, but after going thru the actors, she does the actress list and starts at Ellen Pompeo, missing Vergara and Cuoco. I guess the Queen of Rip and Read ripped off too much. 

I wouldn’t answer or whom they were if it wasn’t for Surly/shaggy.
13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

...and without a moment’s pause, Fred dropped Little Lupe’s, “Vagina pussy!”

Ha, he pulled out "Vagina pussy!" just the other day during the news. First time I had heard it in years (on a live show). 

Little Lupe is a goddamned treasure.

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