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    Top 3 live sports moment for me , was so loud in there , lost my voice today

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Embellishment then a fucking hand goal lol these guys are a joke time to send em home

that all started 1:30 ago when we didn't clear the puck when we had the chance.  

we are skating in soup.  we look completely disinterested....except for Otter who is being forced to be interested.

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Best save by someone’s asshole I’ve ever seen. 

That was a big ass save.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

that all started 1:30 ago when we didn't clear the puck when we had the chance.  

we are skating in soup.  we look completely disinterested....except for Otter who is being forced to be interested.

We seem to sleepwalk with a hot goalie then find somebody who wants a hat late and blow dudes out

lets get into the third just down 1 and I like our chances

Just now, Zeus said:

We seem to sleepwalk with a hot goalie then find somebody who wants a hat late and blow dudes out

lets get into the third just down 1 and I like our chances

well we've been massively outplayed for 2 periods so hopefully the 3rd is ours.

Damn just fall down and get calls what the fuck

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Both were penalties 

yes, and there was a trip on the other end before those 2 that went uncalled.  very similar to the first trip.

doesn't matter though.  hopefully we show up for Game 6.

this game has been called like a January game not a playoff game...

lol they made sore to call matching minors early on but the jets end up with a pp after that scrum. Sure. 
 

but if you can’t score, nothing else matters. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

lol they made sore to call matching minors early on but the jets end up with a pp after that scrum. Sure. 

its been a ref show since the start.  NHL needed the series to be extended and we didn't do much to stop it.

the 3rd guy who comes in from the Jets needs to go.  Everything is fine until that dude shows up.

Pang is is such a bitch.

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Guess whistles don’t mean shit. So much late horseshit continuing to happen

Welp this sucks.  We gotta pull the next one out I’m done with game 7s 

Maybe the league will help us out and sit benn for game 6. But again, after all of that mayhem they think they understand it to have a pp?

Just now, Fudbelty said:

Guess whistles don’t mean shit. So much later horseshit continuing to happen

If you are going to let a team get away with shit all game, they’ll keep doing it and the other team will not just let it happen. 

10 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Both were penalties 

embellishment is a penelty too

whatevs onto game 6 in Dallas finish these boys off

Shitty game.   We definitely didn't get the bounces.  Absolute shit luck (again) on their first goal.  Then Seguin hits the cross bar point blank range.  He puts that in the back of the net and I feel like the game changes significantly.   Then they scored a 5 on 3 and a 5 on 4 + an empty netter.   That being said, we played complacent and tight and didn't deserve the bounces.   Helle didn't have to work hard for that shutout. He made a few good saves, particularly late, but he had it easy the first 40 minutes.  Saturday night should be crazy at the AAC.  Huge game.

Benn fined $5k for the fisticuffs. No shame, but I hope he's got that out of his system and can show that kind of grit between the whistles. We've got scorers on the team, so if he can just lend a Pat Maroon type effort, he'll earn his money.

The Jets had effort meet opportunity - which looks a lot like "luck". The Texas Rangers can't win at Seattle, and the Jets play perfectly in Winnipeg.

Luckily, Dallas already has the away win they need. It's no huge insight that Saturday is big.

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in the mild cope department, the mini stars won game 1 of their second round matchup with the Predators' affiliate Milwaukee Admirals. Texas Stars have 5 players averaging more than a point a game, lead by AHL ROY Justin Hryckowian with 9 points in 4 games. regardless of what happens this season this club is set up very well for a while.

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

@skipper want to grab a beer between periods tomorrow?

I'll almost certainly be by the Michelob Ultra draft station in that corner close to section 103/104.  In a black long sleeve shirt with Stars logo (on a winning streak with that shirt so can't change it up LOL).

Winnipeg GM Kevin Cheveldayoff just addressed the media at the AAC.

Mark Scheifele’s father unexpectedly passed away this morning. Jets head coach Scott Arniel has gone back to the team hotel to be with Mark.

No word on Scheifele’s status for Game 6 tonight.

I'll almost certainly be by the Michelob Ultra draft station in that corner close to section 103/104.  In a black long sleeve shirt with Stars logo (on a winning streak with that shirt so can't change it up LOL).

105 here. Green stars lightweight pullover, jeans, Tacova boots and a gray hat.
4 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

These announcers really want to fellatiate Hellybuck


IMG_0006.thumb.jpeg.31a108f06e521577db2b5ff2754c1a0b.jpegThis one wants Scheifele

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She wants to wrap those thin lips around him and nibble him with those gray teeth of hers. 

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