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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We need to get more physical 

 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We look like shit 

Settle down, Beavis

Well, we can’t win 1-0 any longer. Gonna have to shoot the fucking puck. Make Skinner earn it.

These motherfuckers.  
 

They don't miss very often, unless it's fucking EDM.  Gotdam. 
 

and there's the immediate fucking payoff. 
 

Edmonton gets the Maddux strike zone.  They don't need any help. 

Got them right where we want them.  Trailing.    We fucking suck all the cock on the road. 

Holy fuck Dallas. If you're gonna lay down, at least go fucking knock nurse out of the goddamn game.

I mean in reality. Minus them giving up in the 3rd. They’ve dominated and outplayed us in every facet dating back to last finals 

Holy fuck Dallas. If you're gonna lay down, at least go fucking knock nurse out of the goddamn game.

Damn straight

Robertson had his stick held and three other guys didn’t get back. I want to see what the hell was going on there. Something wasn’t right. 

I mean in reality. Minus them giving up in the 3rd. They’ve dominated and outplayed us in every facet dating back to last finals 

Gotta call it the way I see it — Edmonton is a better team everywhere except between the pipes. I thought so coming into this series and nothing I’ve seen so far has changed my mind.

Get ready for Florida-Edmonton 2.0 in the Finals.

Dave Jackson is fucking worthless as a rules analyst. Just terrible.

If there is a doubt and it involves Edmonton, there is no challenge

 

Slash em if ya got em. 

Edited by Iceman

Fuck Nurse but I want them to take McDavid out

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I want the officials to call it straight.  
 

They ain't

that being said, Dallas needs to step it the fuck up. Show a goddamn pulse.

Color me shocked

And the announcers declare the officiating even. 
 

lmfao

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38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Dave Jackson is fucking worthless as a rules analyst. Just terrible.

Fucking this. Was he this bad as an on ice official?

Quick whistle. Cool. Cool.

Kane punches Harley in side of head after whistle. Cool.

50/50 call...

 

EDM goalie loses the puck...whistle. 
 

it's just fucking amazing

Surprised it's not a 5 minute major for playing defense

We seem unusually good at getting it stuck between the legs of opponents.  At least more so than the other way around. 

It's time for body bags. 
 

if they wanna keep playing fuck fuck games, then game on

Stop playing the puck.  Just fucking nail the player

 

no more tripping

Closing in on eight straight road periods without a goal

lol they’re not gonna call shit on Edmonton

10 minutes ago, Iceman said:

50/50 call...

 

EDM goalie loses the puck...whistle. 
 

it's just fucking amazing

look guys.  the NHL needs to get McDavid a cup.  this is the way it is.  we will have to play much better to overcome edmonton and the stripes. 

Florida is good enough to overcome the stripes against EDM but the NHL is gonna try. 

 

Closing in on eight straight road periods without a goal

You’re welcome

Gotdam they worked for that

 

For all my bitching, the effort is there in this 2P. 

Why doesn't Rantenenand nail McDavid and finish his check?

 

James Hardin thought that D was weak. 

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As soon as we get one they get one. Can we fucking keep them under 3 goals just one time 

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