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    Top 3 live sports moment for me , was so loud in there , lost my voice today

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Marchment does stupid shit like that all the time.

thinking this will end in the first 3 minutes

2 minutes ago, crum said:

face down at hip level

that is something they should look at.  the dude was falling down.

really want to spoil the Landeskog knob slobbing party...

we just suck on breakaways.  straight into the goalies chest.

Also, Rantanen with a hell of a clear and pass... the much maligned marchment great holdup... some nice redemption! LETS GOO

Full Fucking Marchment experience in a few minutes of hockey LOL.  I've never hated or loved a player minute to minute like this guy in any sport LOL.   2-1.  LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Marchment delivers!  Where is Landeskog NOW!!!!

Signing the plaque for the alternates in the ladies room down the hall 

Esa Lindell has been shit on pretty good over the years during the playoffs but the dude is a defensive stud. The little kick save near the end of the second half of the double minor saved the game. Mush redeemed himself with a hell of a play. Rantanen getting it out of zone and a nifty little flip sprung Mush to get up Seguin.

What. A. Finish! I love hockey!

Esa is playing lights out.  The entire penalty kill was phenomenal tonight.  Fantastic game by Jake.  Rantanen did a lot of nice things throughout and started that play with the elite Marchment/Seguin finish.  What a game.  What a series.  2 really good hockey teams.  You really can't beat this shit.

gutsy by the young Bischel to come back in as well... thought he looked good with a few nice shots in the slot. kid will be good with harley and heiskanen moving forward

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I love me some mush. The dude cracks me fuck up. If I had way more time I'd start a tracker of his time on ice and how much of it he spends on his skates and how much he's on his ass. It's closer to 50/50 than it should be.  He looks like Bambi on skates sometimes.

It was a bad penalty to end regulation, but he was trying to clear the puck and missed. On the list of bad penalties, that was just unfortunate. Totally redeemed himself on that last play. Just willed himself onto the puck and the pass. Good shit

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Fun Fact: During the 82 game regular season, Dallas won when trailing after two periods exactly 3 times. The Stars have just won 2 games in a row in the Stanley Cup playoffs when trailing after 40 minutes. 

Monday

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that's tyler seguin's first goal as a father 

Tonight

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that's jamie benn's first goal as a father 

Dad strength! 

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I'm also liking Petrovic as defensive sleeper agent. Dude has been really solid after being basically thrown into the lineup after only playing 5 games the whole season (for the big stars)

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

of course...ballgame.

not so fast my friend.

 

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Chances of killing a 4 minute power play seem slim

but not... zero.

Fucking shit. 

face down at hip level


As soon as this happened I just went to bed expecting a loss because i wasn’t staying up 20-30 extra minutes for the inevitable.

Then the team TOTALLY REDEEMED ITSELF!

Fuck yeah!

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