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  • Chewbacca
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    Fuck. Good series, Stars.

  • jetsfan76
    jetsfan76

    One thing I love about the Surl, whether we are Jets, Avs, or Stars fans, we all hate Vegas. 

  • C-Man
    C-Man

    Great series between two absolute heavyweights. Sucks there had to be a loser. Wish the NHL would scrap divisions and just slot 1-8 like the “old” days.

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ha.  NHL gonna have to pull some shit to get McDavid and Canada their cup.  pressing the zone doesn't work against the Panthers.  they are too good.

Kane is as much of a bitch as Perry, with fewer years of service. 

20 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

ha.  NHL gonna have to pull some shit to get McDavid and Canada their cup.  pressing the zone doesn't work against the Panthers.  they are too good.

mcdavid has gone dark

Florida beat their everlovin ass in P2.  Now EDM just wants to fight. 

11 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

mcdavid has gone dark

Florida knows how to go after the Edmonton duo.  they aren't scared to unlike some other team recently.

Leon has 0 shots in the game.  Did I hear that right?

48 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

nurse too

He needs a bandaid or 6.

Edmonton is a bunch of bitch pussies.  I hope FLA slaughters them in 5.

Just now, dcar00 said:

Edmonton is a bunch of bitch pussies.  I hope FLA slaughters them in 5.

Frederic was dirty AF going after Bennett, who is no saint himself, but gotdam...

I mean, that is Edmonton just trying to hurt players.  

3 days between all of those games is dumb.

I think half the teams got 10-minute misconducts

Lol

all that shit and Perry is in the box, LOL.

Edmonton straight up embarassing themselves now

EDM is not demonstrating grit.

They are straight up showing their ass.

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2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Edmonton straight up embarassing themselves now

worked against the Stars but FLA is too good.

Kapanen stops to visit with the fans.

 

C'mon clown...

worked against the Stars but FLA is too good.

I think this might be partly why DeBoer lost favor with his team. They wanted a pound of flesh for Nurse injuring Roope and he wouldn’t let them get it. It’s a fine line for sure.

Corey Perry can’t believe eight players got game midsconducts and he didn’t get one of them.

I'm not a Cats fan, but fuck, the Oilers are a bunch of fucking pussies. Fuck Nurse, fuck McDavid, fuck Katy Perry, and fuck Draisaitl.

37 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Corey Perry can’t believe eight players got game midsconducts and he didn’t get one of them.

It was hilarious that he kept serving other guys' penalties, though.  They had so few dudes on the bench that they looked like a college club hockey team.  

Also, this series is over, isn't it?

They did it at the end of game 1 v Dallas, but they just found out that Florida is not Dallas.  Florida handled their business correctly, unlike the stars. 
 

and without looking, I’m going to guess that Mcdavid and Leon were not on the ice for it. 

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They did it at the end of game 1 v Dallas, but they just found out they Florida is not Dallas.  Florida handled their business correctly, unlike the stars. 
 

and without looking, I’m going to guess that Mcdavid and Leon were not on the ice for it. 

Exactly Dallas got bullied star player slashed and had to miss a game then He gets slashed on same foot and no one retaliates. Florida isn't playing that game.

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They did it at the end of game 1 v Dallas, but they just found out that Florida is not Dallas.  Florida handled their business correctly, unlike the stars. 
 

and without looking, I’m going to guess that Mcdavid and Leon were not on the ice for it. 

I was shocked the way they went after Tkachuk.  one guy holding him a good while and another guy throwing haymakers at him.  Even for hockey that is way over the line.

I hope FLA is beating their ass in the cup clinching game and they decide to go full Slap Shot on EDM in the 3rd period.  Someone needs to "Goodnight" Nurse with a flying forearm to the head.

When I start feeling an ever so slight concern for Tkachuk, well...

Fuck you, Edmonton. 

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yeah, with the way EDM got pantsed and their bitchass response, I'm switching my prediction to the cats. I was convinced this was the Oil's year and hopfully they would get the cup and get out of the rest of the West's way, but I am now convinced they do not have the chops to get it done. Maybe they'll have an epiphany, but from what I saw last night, I'm not betting on it.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, with the way EDM got pantsed and their bitchass response, I'm switching my prediction to the cats. I was convinced this was the Oil's year and hopfully they would get the cup and get out of the rest of the West's way, but I am now convinced they do not have the chops to get it done. Maybe they'll have an epiphany, but from what I saw last night, I'm not betting on it.

Yeah, I think I'm with you. Edmonton completely lost their cool last night. Not ready to bury the Oilers yet but if I was an Edmonton fan, I'd be very disheartened with how last night's game played out. Sam Bennett is a playoff beast. I wish there was some way we could get him on the Stars -- he's absolutely what we need for the postseason.

Seems like a week since we had hockey.  Then next game not till Sunday.  
 

Maybe just the price we pay for great hockey.  Hoping tonight is more of what we had in Alberta. 

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4 hours ago, Iceman said:

Seems like a week since we had hockey.  Then next game not till Sunday.  
 

Maybe just the price we pay for great hockey.  Hoping tonight is more of what we had in Alberta. 

it's also the fact that two teams are literally on opposite sides of the continent and the travel takes a while. I'm guessing they didn't play last night so as to not compete with the NBA

HaHa.  2 bitches in the box...and a goal!

That's OK. Edmonton is committing penalties like it's the regular season.

Yeah, this is a bloodbath, already. I'd be super embarrassed if I were an oil fan

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3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Shit, I was still rewinding to see the second goal. 

Florida's scoring faster than you can say ma-ple sy-rup...

So I finally googled what the Oiler sponsor is.  Evidently it's their iteration of DoorDash.

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