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  • Chewbacca
    Chewbacca

    Fuck. Good series, Stars.

  • jetsfan76
    jetsfan76

    One thing I love about the Surl, whether we are Jets, Avs, or Stars fans, we all hate Vegas. 

  • C-Man
    C-Man

    Great series between two absolute heavyweights. Sucks there had to be a loser. Wish the NHL would scrap divisions and just slot 1-8 like the “old” days.

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Stars fans should be more like Blues fans. After Hellebuyck got yoinked yesterday, they chanted We Want Connor.

That's how you taunt a goalie.

In saw a stat about helle today on nhl channel, he seems like Dak in the playoffs.
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52 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Lol at the Blackwood chants. He's outplayed Oettinger by a bunch so far.

Seems like it's working

Chewie you sure you don’t like flopping, your team hits the ice all the time at any contact. 
Who has flopped tonight?
2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
28 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Chewie you sure you don’t like flopping, your team hits the ice all the time at any contact. 

Who has flopped tonight?

The fucking tripping call behind the col net on dadonov. 

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The fucking tripping call behind the col net on dadonov. 
You sure are angry for a guy who's team is winning
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4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
34 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
Seems like it's working

2 fluky goals. I think he's fine.

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Its exasperation that you don’t see it the same way
Lulz. I've only complained about Marchment's excessive flopping. I've said nothing about borderline shit that the whole league dies.
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Yep, he's fine. You guys are getting all the bounces tonight.
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Yep, he's fine. You guys are getting all the bounces tonight.
Its exasperation that you don’t see it the same way
You mean like Benn just then?
7 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
35 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Its exasperation that you don’t see it the same way

You mean like Benn just then?

I think I just got to this at 14:33 and yes he skated into the high stick and then collapsed. 

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Is that why it's 6-2?
Never said it was, my dude. Just laughing at the flopping you guys do. It's legendary.
10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
Is that why it's 6-2?

Never said it was, my dude. Just laughing at the flopping you guys do. It's legendary.

Breaking news.  Both teams try to draw penalties in an evenly matched series where the margins are razor thin.

I know I'm beating a dead horse, but I'm drinking. FUCK playoff Connor Hellebuyck, you dickless cuck!

Dave Jackson is the worst officiating analyst on TV since Mike Carey.

Oilers absolutely dominating shots on goal.  Lucky to be tied.

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Dave Jackson is the worst officiating analyst on TV since Mike Carey.

Makes sense because he was pretty shit as a ref as well.

 

Furk me, didn't get in from the game until about 1AM this morning and had to be up at 5. Also ears are still going to be ringing for the next couple days. The crowd when Svech tied it at 3 and when Aho tied it at 4 in the 2nd was so loud the goal horn only sounded like white noise in the background. 

Looked like great games last night but I couldn't stay up for the 2nd OT of Carolina/NJ or either of the West Coast games after the late night at the AAC Monday.  Had to catch up on sleep!

yeah, I had the 2nd and 3rd periods of LA-Edmonton on during my ride back, I was hoping LA could break through but they just seem to have the biggest damn mental block ever when it comes to playing the Oilers in the playoffs. 

Uh Habs, you might want to get somebody in #8's grill on faceoffs.

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On 4/29/2025 at 8:53 PM, jetsfan76 said:

I know I'm beating a dead horse, but I'm drinking. FUCK playoff Connor Hellebuyck, you dickless cuck!

Apologies for laugh reaction but something is wrong between his ears. He needs to use his third eye or put the rose in the front.[/Bull Durham] He’s psyched out 

On 4/29/2025 at 6:53 PM, jetsfan76 said:

I know I'm beating a dead horse, but I'm drinking. FUCK playoff Connor Hellebuyck, you dickless cuck!

That "I've studied goaltending more than any person in the world" speech just cracked me up.  He sounded like Keanu.

I haven't gotten to see too much of the Jets/Blues series, but other than the soft Helleybuck goal, the Jets dominance in the 2nd period last night was what I was expecting to see from them.  That was the team I watched completely shut down the Stars 3 weeks ago to effectively clinch the division.  Blues looked like a different team at home though and now Jets have Scheifele injury concerns.

Perron hit Stolarz in the back of the head and that shit went in to tie it up 

And Pacioretty gets it right back 

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35 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Edmonton moves on

So heartbroken.  We are a good team.  But Edmonton should’ve been a 1 or 2 seed, but Drai was injured for like 25 games and they fell back.  If we could’ve gotten past the Oilers, I think we could’ve made noise.  But fucking Kings kryptonite.

On 4/28/2025 at 11:38 PM, Chewbacca said:
On 4/28/2025 at 11:23 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
Is that why it's 6-2?

Never said it was, my dude. Just laughing at the flopping you guys do. It's legendary.

Want to revisit, once again, "Makar doesn't dive" LOL  

 

On 4/21/2025 at 1:29 PM, Chewbacca said:

Makar does not dive. 

I'm hungry.  I need a burrito.

2 hours ago, Skipper said:

Want to revisit, once again, "Makar doesn't dive" LOL  

 

Lol. That's nowhere near the level of the shit Benn and Marchment have been doing this series. One is selling a call (which everyone in the league does) and the other is creating a call where there is nothing.

 

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except that is a legitimate high stick  - regardless if Benn embellished it or not. Manson was careless with his stick and took a penalty. there are other, better, examples of the point you're trying to make. they are all almost as equally weak, but they exist

28 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Lol. That's nowhere near the level of the shit Benn and Marchment have been doing this series. One is selling a call (which everyone in the league does) and the other is creating a call where there is nothing.

 

"Makar does not dive."

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Makar does not dive."

That's not a dive.  A dive is what Benn did in the clip I posted.

34 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

except that is a legitimate high stick  - regardless if Benn embellished it or not. Manson was careless with his stick and took a penalty. there are other, better, examples of the point you're trying to make. they are all almost as equally weak, but they exist

I love it!  I found the guy who thinks that's a legit penalty!

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12 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

That's not a dive.  A dive is what Benn did in the clip I posted.

I love it!  I found the guy who thinks that's a legit penalty!

jfc, just because it wasn't an injury doesn't mean it wasn't a penalty. bitch about it all you want, but you're wrong. stop being wrong
 

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In the NHL, a high-sticking penalty occurs when a player's stick makes contact with an opponent above the shoulder, whether intentionally or unintentionally. It's a two-minute minor penalty. However, if an injury, such as bleeding, results from the high stick, it becomes a double minor penalty (four minutes). In extreme cases, a match penalty (ejection) can be assessed for reckless endangerment or an intentional attempt to injure. 

 

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18 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

That's not a dive.  A dive is what Benn did in the clip I posted.

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

jfc, just because it wasn't an injury doesn't mean it wasn't a penalty. bitch about it all you want, but you're wrong. stop being wrong

The stick didn't even hit Benn in the face.  His arm hit it when he flailed and fell to the ice.  Keep being you, dude.

I like how he slid all the way to the blue line and then sat on his knees for a few seconds checking for blood. That was a nice touch.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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What are you talking about?  There's a huge difference between Benn's acting job (where the stick didn't even hit him in the face) and Makar's from last night.  

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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

The stick didn't even hit Benn in the face.  His arm hit it when he flailed and fell to the ice.  Keep being you, dude.

I like how he slid all the way to the blue line and then sat on his knees for a few seconds checking for blood. That was a nice touch.

seriously, can you read? read the rule, and then read it again. maybe have someone read it to you. I clearly cannot understand this for you but it's important that you do eventually understand it. 

 

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

There's a huge difference between Benn's acting job (where the stick didn't even hit him in the face) and Makar's from last night.  

you are right about that. lol

5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously, can you read? read the rule, and then read it again. maybe have someone read it to you. I clearly cannot understand this for you but it's important that you do eventually understand it. 

So you're really gonna die on the hill that Benn's dive was a real penalty?  Lol

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1 minute ago, Chewbacca said:

So you're really gonna die on the hill that Benn's dive was a real penalty?  Lol

yes, and I could give two fucks what you think of me. what is clearly not obvious to you is how much you are clowning yourself and looking whiney as hell. did you write this? so typical of an avs to whine about a win. lol

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