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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yes, and I could give two fucks what you think of me. what is clearly not obvious to you is how much you are clowning yourself and looking whiney as hell. did you write this? so typical of an avs to whine about a win. lol

https://t.co/s6zq0KzzAb

I didn't say shit about last night's game until Stars fans came in here calling me out.  And I didn't complain about anything from last night.  Avs are the better team 5 on 5.  I'd prefer that there are no penalties.  But again, you do you.

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    Fuck. Good series, Stars.

  • jetsfan76
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    One thing I love about the Surl, whether we are Jets, Avs, or Stars fans, we all hate Vegas. 

  • C-Man
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    Great series between two absolute heavyweights. Sucks there had to be a loser. Wish the NHL would scrap divisions and just slot 1-8 like the “old” days.

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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

What are you talking about?  There's a huge difference between Benn's acting job (where the stick didn't even hit him in the face) and Makar's from last night.  

Two statements, both true:

1.  There's a huge difference between Benn's acting job (where the stick didn't even hit him in the face) and Makar's from last night. 

2.  They're both clear dives.

I honestly can't believe you're even arguing this.  It's no better than arguing that Benn's play should have legit been high sticking.  

Yikes. Three goals in 2:06 against Hellebuyck.

Ouch.

On 5/1/2025 at 12:15 PM, Beau Vine said:

That "I've studied goaltending more than any person in the world" speech just cracked me up.  He sounded like Keanu.

Hellebuyck’s study habits being tested by the Blues …

Liable to see another game 7 at this rate

Edit: smack talk in here is glorious. I wouldn't have it any other way. 

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I hope the Blues score 15, so the entire world can see Hellecuck is a fraud. We need to trade him to the Sharks or Hawks, get one of the first few picks, and also get a 2rd center or extra D.

On 5/1/2025 at 10:15 AM, Beau Vine said:

That "I've studied goaltending more than any person in the world" speech just cracked me up.  He sounded like Keanu.

If you haven't seen it:

 

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If you haven't seen it:

 

Extra time to study up tonight since they pulled him. 

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If you haven't seen it:

 

I dunno, I have a hard time hating on this, bc I think he’s beating himself up here. I interpreted that to be like “I’ve studied and I know exactly how I’m failing” with a bit of anger. That said it shows how much he’s in his head and the pressure to perform in the playoffs has caused him to crack. 

23 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

Hellecuck at it again!!

He’s broken 

47 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

He’s broken 

He'd do well with a fresh start with a new team.

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19 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Fuck. Good series, Stars.

Sucks that either team had to go home this early. Said as much before the game, still feels true. This should be a later round handshake. Gg avs, you're gonna be a nightmare next season, again

Fuck. Good series, Stars.

Great series between two absolute heavyweights. Sucks there had to be a loser.

Wish the NHL would scrap divisions and just slot 1-8 like the “old” days.

Oooof that was a rough meltdown for the Avs. Dallas killed them all series on each side of the PP. 

Is that it for Bednar?

This should've been the Stanley Cups finals. The rest of the West & the whole East aren't even in the same league.

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Great series between two absolute heavyweights. Sucks there had to be a loser.

Wish the NHL would scrap divisions and just slot 1-8 like the “old” days.

I think we’d have gotten Edmonton in that case. 

9 minutes ago, MrX said:

Oooof that was a rough meltdown for the Avs. Dallas killed them all series on each side of the PP. 

Is that it for Bednar?

Is Bednar seriously in danger?  

If they fire him, they 100% hire David Carle.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Is Bednar seriously in danger?  

If they fire him, they 100% hire David Carle.

I wouldn’t say seriously, but this exit scenario is becoming a rule rather than the exception. 

Is Bednar seriously in danger?  
If they fire him, they 100% hire David Carle.
I hope not, but it wouldn't surprise me.
This should've been the Stanley Cups finals. The rest of the West & the whole East aren't even in the same league.

The Jets have clobbered us this year but there’s the whole Hellebuyck situation. And Vegas is good and would have home ice vs the Stars.
Hire the local college coach? Really? They are on the edge of greatness with that team.

Didn’t Montgomery jump straight from DU to the Stars?
15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Hire the local college coach? Really? They are on the edge of greatness with that team.

"The local college coach" understates it quite a bit.

 

"The local college coach" understates it quite a bit.
 
True, but I hope they stick with Bedsy.
"The local college coach" understates it quite a bit.
 

I put on my media hat and embellished a bit.
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No Scheifele tonight. The Jets gonna complete the collapse or will they limp into the second round to face the Stars? gonna be interesting to see how this plays out

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10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
"The local college coach" understates it quite a bit.
 

True, but I hope they stick with Bedsy.

Agreed. I think it would be a mistake to fire him, especially considering like half the league is looking for a new coach now. They already shipped off a top player for greener grass - maybe learn from that and keep the good stuff you do have.

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But I think they are very happy with the return they got for rantanen. It’s his unexpected return to the west, and to their first round opponent, that was the unforeseen event that they did not count on being an issue. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But I think they are very happy with the return they got for rantanen. It’s his unexpected return to the west, and to their first round opponent, that was the unforeseen event that they did not count on being an issue. 

maybe? 2/3 of the teams involved in that trade are still playing. Through one series, here's how the three main trade pieces have fared so far:
Martin Necas: 7gms, 1g, 4a, 5pts, +2
Mikko Rantanen: 7gms, 5g, 7a, 12pts, -1
Logan Stankoven: 5gms, 2g, 1a, 3pts, 0

Guess it's the long game for Colorado at this point

14 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

This should've been the Stanley Cups finals. The rest of the West & the whole East aren't even in the same league.

Settle down 

Bednar didn't make the trades. He had to cook with the groceries he had. That said, I don't think they had any idea that Moose would get traded back to the west much less their eventual opponent in the first round. The hockey gods frowned upon that move and fate intervened. 

I ain't gonna be looking forward to either the Jets or Blues. It's going to be another tough series either way.

19 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

This should've been the Stanley Cups finals. The rest of the West & the whole East aren't even in the same league.

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Id be upset if I were StL at only 7 SOG, because that dude looks like he couldn't stop a fucking beach ball.

I'm conditioned to this blind faith bullshit. To me, Arniel:Hellecuck::Sark:Ewers.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It is possible to come back from 2 down in the third to take a game 7. In regulation even. 

Bullshit,  that has NEVER happened!

It is possible to come back from 2 down in the third to take a game 7. In regulation even. 

Does WPG have a #96 playing this evening?

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