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  • Chewbacca
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    Fuck. Good series, Stars.

  • jetsfan76
    jetsfan76

    One thing I love about the Surl, whether we are Jets, Avs, or Stars fans, we all hate Vegas. 

  • C-Man
    C-Man

    Great series between two absolute heavyweights. Sucks there had to be a loser. Wish the NHL would scrap divisions and just slot 1-8 like the “old” days.

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23 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Speaking of Edmonton/Vegas, teams that have won the first two games of a best-of-7 series on the road have gone on to win the series 80.4% of the time. All teams that have gone up 2-0, home or away, win the series 86.3% of the time.

https://champsorchumps.us/records/nhl-series-odds-up-2-0

Stars screwed those percentages for game 3 on road last year against Vegas.  Now Vegas has to do the same.  I finally turned game off and fell asleep after they didn't score on the 5 minute major.   Saw where Stone was complaining about a missed tripping call and calling it a "dirty play".  That's really fucking rich.  Fuck that guy.   I want this series to go deep if the Stars win, but from a Hockey Karma perspective, certainly wouldn't mind bitch ass Stone and that shit franchise getting swept.

Edited by Skipper

I love how fucking dumb Bis is in the post game, talking about KFC. Toc say, "Aren't you inquisitive?" Bis, deer in headlights, "what does inquisitive mean?" Too fucking funny.

7 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

I love how fucking dumb Bis is in the post game, talking about KFC. Toc say, "Aren't you inquisitive?" Bis, deer in headlights, "what does inquisitive mean?" Too fucking funny.

Toc gave him a cup check during an intermission segment too. Hockey players are hockey players. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

We were talking at work about how us guys just don't grow up. And I was mentioning this to my buddies who also played hockey with me, then that happened. We cracked the fuck up! What's the capital of Thailand?

7 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

I love how fucking dumb Bis is in the post game, talking about KFC. Toc say, "Aren't you inquisitive?" Bis, deer in headlights, "what does inquisitive mean?" Too fucking funny.

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Goddamn—Vegas was fucking done. And in 30 seconds they score 2 to tie the game and suddenly have hope in this series.

Off a defenders skate again. Why even try to beat a goalie clean, just get a couple of bodies near the blue and toss it in there. 

How did Vegas make that happen?  Some incredible last second goals this playoff season.

All these fucking own goals the past week or 2. At least it happened to that cunt, Draisaitl.

was going to say, that was quite possibly the worst defensive breakdown I've seen in the last decade, figured if something like that was going to happen to any of the 8 left it would be the Leafs.

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Lol, they are digging into Biz on the intermission show. He takes it well, though. I bet he'd be a good dude to have a beer with and talk hockey

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

Great game. Don’t know that this is 5. Wasn’t a vicious hit.  Toronto agrees.  

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8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Great game. Don’t know that this is 5. Wasn’t a vicious hit.  Toronto agrees.  

Rodrigues is back. Good on him to be able to recover. I agree that was minor, but not intentional enough to be a major

Jeez, hockey's over for the day and it's still light out. 

What am I supposed to do?

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wow, i had tried to give stone the benefit of the doubt on the miro injury (not really sure why), but now it seems even more intentional than it did previously. what a sad pos

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