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6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

It resets every year is the real answer. 30 straight has fuck all to do with it.

Somebody advise the CFP committee of this fact.

1 hour ago, Tomatillo said:

Some guys are super sensitive about the map, lol. Not trying to derail the thread, but the amount of insults is amazing for such a dumb concept. 😄

Some guys have trouble grasping things right away and react by calling the thing they didn't understand dumb, lol. Not trying to contribute to the thread, but the amount of self-proclaimed superiority that is actually masking terror of the unknown is an ancient concept.

1 hour ago, Tomatillo said:

Some guys are super sensitive about the map, lol. Not trying to derail the thread, but the amount of insults is amazing for such a dumb concept. 😄

I personally believe that College Football Fans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa or should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can be able to build up our future.

We should have made a thread to remind the coaches about how much land was at stake in last week's game.

2 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Some guys are super sensitive about the map, lol. Not trying to derail the thread, but the amount of insults is amazing for such a dumb concept. 😄

You smell like dogshit and your mom is ugly, you stupid motherfucker…

fify.  
Texas lost it to OU on October 7, KU won it all from OU on October 28, lost it all to Tech on November 11 and we won it all back on November 24

But Georgia has won like 30 games in a row
3 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

We should have made a thread to remind the coaches about how much land was at stake in last week's game.

There’s still so much at stake. We can’t cede it all to this mofos in Stillwater 

Because the teams Georgia beat didn’t own that land when Georgia beat them.
 
Season starts with all teams owning their own land (counties around your school, half way to the next school). Teams then capture the land owned by the teams they beat. When you lose; you lose all your land to the team that beat you. 
 
Texas owned all of our opponents land until we lost to ou. OU took all our land when they beat us.  OU then lost the land to oSu, oSu lost it to UCF, UCF lost it to Tech, we gained it from Tech. 
 
If you play a team with no land, you gain nothing. If oSu beats Texas (they won’t), all the Longhorn land becomes Cowboy land and we have nothing. 

This post needs to be a pop up to explain how this works.

For everyone who says this is stupid, just imagine the map where all the blocky Ms & Ws, fancy As, squished Gs, and Hawkeye logos magically turn into Longhorns. 

Y'all tell me that isn't worth fighting for.

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We didn’t get it all back after beating tech. We got part of Ohio after beating Houston because Cincy’s first loss was to Pitt who next lost to WV who next lost to Houston who next lost to us and we haven’t since. 

im guessing the jackrabbits got the northeast by beating South Dakota who beat North Dakota state who beat Maine in week 2. 

my favorite thing about that map is the handful of Alaskan islands in the Bering strait that are closer to U of Hawaii than they are to Seattle. And that fucking Toledo owns it along with some of Pennsylvania, Arizona, Louisiana, Tennessee, North Carolina, Kansas, Oklahoma after an eleven game win streak against nothing but garbage teams. Outstanding. 

19 hours ago, Tomatillo said:

Makes zero sense. 

I see no aggy, so you can't say that it makes ZERO sense.

1 hour ago, sidis said:

im guessing the jackrabbits got the northeast by beating South Dakota who beat North Dakota state who beat Maine in week 2. 

Nope…


Maine isn’t FBS so they weren’t on the map.

That territory belonged to…
Boston College who lost to
Northern Illinois who lost to
Southern Illinois who lost to
Youngstown State who lost to
South Dakota who lost to
South Dakota State who rules with an iron fist

40 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Nope…


Maine isn’t FBS so they weren’t on the map.

That territory belonged to…
Boston College who lost to
Northern Illinois who lost to
Southern Illinois who lost to
Youngstown State who lost to
South Dakota who lost to
South Dakota State who rules with an iron fist

Damnit, forgot Maine wasn’t fbs. 

good man, tk. 

Edited by sidis

8 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Some guys have trouble grasping things right away and react by calling the thing they didn't understand dumb, lol. Not trying to contribute to the thread, but the amount of self-proclaimed superiority that is actually masking terror of the unknown is an ancient concept.

Yes, I’m sure that’s what it is. 

Latest iteration:

  1. Watch all the yellow turn to crimson or vice versa.
  2. Steal all the purple land.
  3. Take all the yellow/crimson land.
  4. Profit.

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SMU holding down the valley.

Puro Ponies.

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Latest iteration:

  1. Watch all the yellow turn to crimson or vice versa.
  2. Steal all the purple land.
  3. Take all the yellow/crimson land.
  4. Profit.

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Looking at this, maybe NCSU should have been #5

36 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Latest iteration:

  1. Watch all the yellow turn to crimson or vice versa.
  2. Steal all the purple land.
  3. Take all the yellow/crimson land.
  4. Profit.

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Sets up nicely for the CFP winner to be the dominant landowner. Sorry, the National Champion and the winner of the Pop-Tarts bowl.

  • 8 months later...

Let’s give a warm Texas welcome to our new friends from DeKalb Illinois and their recent purchase of BCS!

On 9/8/2024 at 8:20 AM, markstanco said:

Let’s give a warm Texas welcome to our new friends from DeKalb Illinois and their recent purchase of BCS!

Hello, neighbor.

21 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Ann Arbor is ours!

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Beat the defending champ and gain….the equivalent of a studio apartment in staten island ?

3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Beat the defending champ and gain….the equivalent of a studio apartment in staten island ?

No state loves directional schools like Michigan.

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No state loves directional schools like Michigan.

Illinois would like to have a word with you. 

 

37 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Beat the defending champ and gain….the equivalent of a studio apartment in staten island ?

Hey now, we also got a chunk of land in California

15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hey now, we also got a chunk of land in California

And a little slice of Nevada desert.

57 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No state loves directional schools like Michigan.

Yep. Eastern Michigan is about 6 miles from the Big House it seems.

We got way more land because they had beaten Fresno State. 

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

UTSA YOU HAD ONE JOB

No worries. UL-M has some decent acreage that can be taken in a couple of weeks since they have a bye.

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Beat the defending champ and gain….the equivalent of a studio apartment in staten island ?

We also picked up a piece of California

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Ann Arbor is ours!

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We could have consolidated the north-central-eastern Oklahoma / Arkansas corridor this weekend if stupid Tulsa hadn't lost to Arkansas State.

4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

We could have consolidated the north-central-eastern Oklahoma / Arkansas corridor this weekend if stupid Tulsa hadn't lost to Arkansas State.

huh?

edit: NM, didnt look at the posters name. 

Edited by markstanco

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

UTSA YOU HAD ONE JOB

 

edit nevermind

 

fucking utsa

 

Edited by AUS-97HORN

No gains this week. Chunks of west Mississippi and Alabama hill country are up for grabs against ULM next week.

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Week 4:

  • With Saturday's win, Texas snatched up Birmingham and the Mississippi Delta area. Since Mississippi State are landless peasants, Texas won't be able to acquire any new holdings this upcoming weekend.
  • Tech's win over Arizona State allowed for the largest land grab of the week taking most of Arizona (including Phoenix), eastern Montana/Wyoming, the western Dakotas, northern Georgia, and Starkville. 
  • Because of Notre Dame's previous loss to Northern Illinois (ha! ha!), Buffalo acquired the Brazos Valley by defeating the Huskies. Illinois gained ownership over Far West Texas by defeating Corn.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1fnm09g/2024_fbs_imperialism_map_week_4/

 

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Week 4:

  • With Saturday's win, Texas snatched up Birmingham and the Mississippi Delta area. Since Mississippi State are landless peasants, Texas won't be able to acquire any new holdings this upcoming weekend.
  • Tech's win over Arizona State allowed for the largest land grab of the week taking most of Arizona (including Phoenix), eastern Montana/Wyoming, the western Dakotas, northern Georgia, and Starkville. 
  • Because of Notre Dame's previous loss to Northern Illinois (ha! ha!), Buffalo acquired the Brazos Valley by defeating the Huskies. Illinois gained ownership over Far West Texas by defeating Corn.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1fnm09g/2024_fbs_imperialism_map_week_4/

 

jurassic park deal with it GIF

47 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Week 4:

  • With Saturday's win, Texas snatched up Birmingham and the Mississippi Delta area. Since Mississippi State are landless peasants, Texas won't be able to acquire any new holdings this upcoming weekend.
  • Tech's win over Arizona State allowed for the largest land grab of the week taking most of Arizona (including Phoenix), eastern Montana/Wyoming, the western Dakotas, northern Georgia, and Starkville. 
  • Because of Notre Dame's previous loss to Northern Illinois (ha! ha!), Buffalo acquired the Brazos Valley by defeating the Huskies. Illinois gained ownership over Far West Texas by defeating Corn.

image.thumb.png.2dbd7babfd5f500b529ef6bdc21d4332.png

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1fnm09g/2024_fbs_imperialism_map_week_4/

 

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In terms of territory up for grabs next week, its actually the Illinois- Penn State game that will end up with the largest merger of the week.

Georgia-Bama will obviously be a massive game, but not as much actual land up for grabs in that one.

 

a few other merger games, a lot of teams just need to hold serve this week.

55 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Week 4:

  • With Saturday's win, Texas snatched up Birmingham and the Mississippi Delta area. Since Mississippi State are landless peasants, Texas won't be able to acquire any new holdings this upcoming weekend.
  • Tech's win over Arizona State allowed for the largest land grab of the week taking most of Arizona (including Phoenix), eastern Montana/Wyoming, the western Dakotas, northern Georgia, and Starkville. 
  • Because of Notre Dame's previous loss to Northern Illinois (ha! ha!), Buffalo acquired the Brazos Valley by defeating the Huskies. Illinois gained ownership over Far West Texas by defeating Corn.

image.thumb.png.2dbd7babfd5f500b529ef6bdc21d4332.png

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1fnm09g/2024_fbs_imperialism_map_week_4/

 

Can someone crunch the numbers and just tell me how this all ends... I want to binge watch the season.. This week-to-week thing so early 2000's... 

11 minutes ago, bolverk said:

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Oh, I like the updates. But this is a moment in the season where that map really does look like one big pile of shit to me. 

9 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

In terms of territory up for grabs next week, its actually the Illinois- Penn State game that will end up with the largest merger of the week.

Georgia-Bama will obviously be a massive game, but not as much actual land up for grabs in that one.

 

a few other merger games, a lot of teams just need to hold serve this week.

Don't count out the wandering Boise State marauders conquering the Grand Wazzu Empire, including its Alaska colony, this weekend.  

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Oh, I like the updates. But this is a moment in the season where that map really does look like one big pile of shit to me. 

Ah, apologies, I mistook your messaging. Agreed that we still need a few weeks of land consolidation for geographic continuity. 

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