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#301

Won't get shit this week or vs ou. We'd get quite a bit of territory if geo beats bama, then we skull fuck geo. 

#302

I stumbled across an Instagram account that does a weekly imperialism-style map that shows current undefeated teams. Account is called thronespud.

The map is two images wide - I have no idea how to convert that to a single screenshot. Any of you more tech savvy types want to give it a shot?

#306
13 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What are the rules behind this map? Say Kentucky beats Ole Miss. Then what?

I think it’s just closest county to each undefeated team

#307
11 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

What are the rules behind this map? Say Kentucky beats Ole Miss. Then what?

I'm guessing you just expand proportionately whenever a neighbor loses. So if BYU and UNLV lose, there'd be more burnt orange to the west. But what happens if everyone loses at least one game?

#308
Just now, skipmcgee said:

I think it’s just closest county to each undefeated team

That’s fair. Thanks. So I guess those surrounding Ole Miss would divvy up their land. 

#309
23 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

For reason I can't quite put my finger on, I like this map better. Odd.

Everything but shit ass Texarkana.  What a glorious map! 

#312
8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

@jTower thank you, sir!

Comparing last week's map to this week is really interesinteresting of teams got hit with their first L.

F'n goblins messing with my text. 

A lot of teams got hit with their first L.

#313
4 hours ago, Js1 said:

Everything but shit ass Texarkana.  What a glorious map! 


They forgot the panhandle, and a lot of people do.

#314
51 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


They forgot the panhandle, and a lot of people do.

This is the kind of reference I'll always +rep that sets this football board apart from many of the other mouthbreathing forums.

#315
6 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

For reason I can't quite put my finger on, I like this map better. Odd.

You're Mormon?

#318
3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Got the magic hat to prove it mother fucker!!!

Is the magic hat that one that keeps you from impregnating your wives?

#319
41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is the magic hat that one that keeps you from impregnating your wives?

Naw man, that's were god sends me messages like a pen pal. I can't make it up this shit man. 

#321
1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

By my count, six undefeated teams went down:

Illinois, Georgia, UCF, Ole Miss, Louisville and Washington State

Twenty are left.

There Can Be Only One Highlander GIF

#323
4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Yep... Tech and BSU are the real teams to beat. This map amuses the shit out of me.

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#324

Huge amount of potential land gain opened up last week with Vandy, Arky and A&M all pulling off upset wins.

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#326

You win, you take their land. You lose, they take your land. It's probably the oldest rule of mankind. 

And it's 100% for amusement. Part of that amusement is all the hand wringing. 

#327
20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I will never understand how this shit is supposed to work, nor do I get the appeal.  Win every fucking game.

The rules are literally in the lower right hand corner. 

#331
2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Huge amount of potential land gain opened up last week with Vandy, Arky and A&M all pulling off upset wins.

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lol to Boise owning most of Alaska, and Indiana conquering the Aleutian Islands.

#334
3 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Boise lost to Oregon, should they not have their  large tracts of land?

They turned around and took Wazzu's. Oregon still owns Boise.

#336

No land up for grabs for us this week. But if we can beat Georgia, things will get interesting in the back half of our schedule.

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#337
On 10/13/2024 at 7:35 AM, General Specific said:

Woke up this morning and found out my world map is different than whatever that abomination of a map is.
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That would make a great bowling ball.

#341
On 10/16/2024 at 10:52 AM, satyanash said:

No land up for grabs for us this week. But if we can beat Georgia, things will get interesting in the back half of our schedule.

As far as I can tell, Vanderbilt and Arkansas are the only teams left on the schedule that own any land.

#343
11 minutes ago, Mittens said:

As far as I can tell, Vanderbilt and Arkansas are the only teams left on the schedule that own any land.

So does aggy.  And they could, conceivably, claim LSU's land.

#347
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

As far as I can tell, Vanderbilt and Arkansas are the only teams left on the schedule that own any land.

Right now. That can change every week. 

#348
3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So does aggy.  And they could, conceivably, claim LSU's land.

aggy won't have any by the time we play them

#350
10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So does aggy.  And they could, conceivably, claim LSU's land.

I don't understand the game and why A&M has land but not ND.  

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