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For the first time since our initial loss to Georgia, we have land in the state of Texas. Courtesy of SMU, who lost their accumulated land to Clemson, who lost it to us.

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For the first time since our initial loss to Georgia, we have land in the state of Texas. Courtesy of SMU, who lost their accumulated land to Clemson, who lost it to us.
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Am I missing something or does Pedo U have zero land?
35 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Am I missing something or does Pedo U have zero land?

They lost their last game

41 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Am I missing something or does Pedo U have zero land?

They beat SMU , but before that SMU lost all their land to Clemson. 

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

What voodoo gives Baylor all that area?

I assume they won it all from Kansas who racked up land when they beat ISU, BYU and Colorado

goddamn this thing is stupid, yet I look at it every year.

On 12/2/2024 at 9:25 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Well actually the Japanese invaded the Philippines on December 8, 1941, the day after they attacked Pearl Harbor.  It was ten hours after the attack in Hawaii.  International date line and all.  They launched a surprise artack on Vlark Field and destroyed most of our planes on the ground.  You’d have thought maybe we should disperse the planes.  

Was General Walter C. Short in charge of the airfield there, in addition to Pearl?

On 12/25/2024 at 12:44 PM, DaysOff said:

goddamn this thing is stupid, yet I look at it every year.

Agree, but it is fascinating. Teams out west have a high tax bill typically. 

Guess ASU didn't get any from ISU

  • 2 weeks later...

Not much land we can gain even if we somehow upset Ohio State. But at least we picked up Ireland!

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Some really shitty bumfuck areas we got there.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Some really shitty bumfuck areas we got there.

Houston, Vegas, and San Fran...you ain't lying.

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-FCS over FBS wins count

If you want something to bitch about in this exercise, bitch about this. Montana State gets New Mexico's territory with a week one win over a shitty Lobos squad and keeps it all year because they never play another FBS team. So NDSU ends up with the land after FCS playoffs. There's a combined D1 map and a separate FCS map. Keep FCS out of the FBS map.

How did Michigan end up with the Aleutian Islands when PedoU has the rest of Alaska?

9 minutes ago, nnm said:

How did Michigan end up with the Aleutian Islands when PedoU has the rest of Alaska?

I think Aleutians start with Hawaii while rest of Alaska starts with Washington

18 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

I think Aleutians start with Hawaii while rest of Alaska starts with Washington

Inuit…..

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Not much land we can gain even if we somehow upset Ohio State. But at least we picked up Ireland!

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Where is aggy?

4 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Where is aggy?

Claiming to be the 51st state.

What's the world coming to when ND is the beloved scrappy underdog?  Also, AL, MI, and GA can fuck right off.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

What's the world coming to when ND is the beloved scrappy underdog?  Also, AL, MI, and GA can fuck right off.

Also NIU should have the entire SEC. 

8 hours ago, WBT said:

What's the world coming to when ND is the beloved scrappy underdog?  Also, AL, MI, and GA can fuck right off.

I thought this as well. Have we entered some bizarro universe where we’re actually despised more than Notre Dame? I mean, I am all for it, but I generally root for the JR Ewings and Darth Vaders of the world, so it’s rare that I find some sort of consensus on these matters. 

ND is team Catholic and will always dominate these types of surveys. 

40 minutes ago, alincoln said:

ND is team Catholic and will always dominate these types of surveys. 

You know, I've never understood that.  I go to mass damn near every Sunday and I HATE those sons of bitches.

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

You know, I've never understood that.  I go to mass damn near every Sunday and I HATE those sons of bitches.

My Catholic family that grew up in the Chicago area fucking LOVES Notre Dame.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

My Catholic family that grew up in the Chicago area fucking LOVES Notre Dame.

The family that’s less than an hours drive from their religions most renown school loves that school? 
no wai 😉

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15 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

If you want something to bitch about in this exercise, bitch about this. Montana State gets New Mexico's territory with a week one win over a shitty Lobos squad and keeps it all year because they never play another FBS team. So NDSU ends up with the land after FCS playoffs. There's a combined D1 map and a separate FCS map. Keep FCS out of the FBS map.

Something needs to be done!

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

You know, I've never understood that.  I go to mass damn near every Sunday and I HATE those sons of bitches.

I grew up Catholic, but I also grew up with a dad who went to UT in the 60's. I was taught early to NEVER root for notre dame. 

  • 9 months later...

For the first time since our season-opening loss to Ohio State, WE HAVE LAND!

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7 hours ago, satyanash said:

For the first time since our season-opening loss to Ohio State, WE HAVE LAND!

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You and anOSU have 50:50 of New Hampshire!

11 hours ago, notre dame joe said:

You and anOSU have 50:50 of New Hampshire!

But we have ALL of Vermont. Plus that little blip in eastern Michigan. 

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

But we have ALL of Vermont

 

All your syrup are belong to us!

21 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

All your syrup are belong to us!

The main exports of the Texas Empire are currently syrup, timber, gabagool, and lots of meth.

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

The main exports of the Texas Empire are currently syrup, timber, gabagool, and lots of meth.

Empires have been built on less. 

Outside of OU, what is the actual footprint a result of? Who played someone in New England and south Georgia?

GT but no Georgia? Works for me. 

I have no idea why Kennesaw State would own east Oklahoma. 

Never mind just checked the rules. That’s pretty cool. 

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On 10/16/2025 at 7:53 PM, closetojumping said:

Empires have been built on less. 

Outside of OU, what is the actual footprint a result of? Who played someone in New England and south Georgia?

Temple beat UMass and gained their land in New England. They then lost it, along with their Philly territory, to blOU, who lost it to us.

Our land in east Alabama/west Georgia comes from Auburn, who lost to blOU, who lost to us.

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Still one of the dumbest things going in college football right now, and there are a lot of dumb things out there.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Still one of the dumbest things going in college football right now, and there are a lot of dumb things out there.

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  • 1 month later...
1 hour ago, satyanash said:

We have land again! Mostly in the state of Texas.

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What world are we living in?!

3 minutes ago, surlyujest said:

What world are we living in?!

I am living in Ohio State's according to this map.

Pretty telling just how bad A&M's schedule was - to have been undefeated in the final week of the season and still only have that much land.

7 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Pretty telling just how bad A&M's schedule was - to have been undefeated in the final week of the season and still only have that much land.

This was my immediate thought as well

 

7 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

Pretty telling just how bad A&M's schedule was - to have been undefeated in the final week of the season and still only have that much land.

💯

Final end-of-season imperialism map. Michigan has no territory that we can add with a Citrus Bowl win, having just lost to Ohio State.

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