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Yikes.

Police were called to the 1100 Block of Fremont Avenue in South Pasadena just before 2 p.m. local time on Thursday to perform a welfare check. Upon arrival, Marquez, 49, was having seizures and appeared to be suffering from mental issues, officials told CNN.
After about 90-minutes of trying to offer Marquez medical help, police said she armed herself with what appeared to be a handgun and police opened fire....

 

 

Which Seinfeld episode was she in?

Bet she was muy caliente en la cama.

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Which Seinfeld episode was she in?

The Cheever Letters

She played the receptionist. 

I don’t care if it was a BB gun, if you pick up a gun in front of cops, it’s probably going to end poorly. 

someone having seizures managed to pick up a (fake) gun..... ok...

someone having seizures managed to pick up a (fake) gun..... ok...
It took her 90 minutes, but she managed.

That report makes no sense to me.  Police witnessing  someone having a seizure should be calling for an ambulance/paramedics.  How are cops trying to offer medical assistance at all much less for an hour and a half?

2 hours ago, bernorange said:

How are cops trying to offer medical assistance at all much less for an hour and a half?

Did you make note of her pigmentation?

  • 2 weeks later...
4 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this is disappointing, I always wanted to fuck her

Well at least she can't tell you no anymore.

27 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this is disappointing, I always wanted to fuck her

Yer gonna need a shovel now.

1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

i wish i had your confidence

what are some good pickup lines for dead chicks?

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend...

3 hours ago, Stella Link said:

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend...

Someone asked me if I missed my ex-girlfriend....... and I told them I do!  Because........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....I keep forgetting to adjust the scope on my rifle. 

Edited by Shmitty

On 9/18/2018 at 6:53 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

this is disappointing, I always wanted to fuck her

I was gonna say user name checks out .....but not completely sure

On 9/18/2018 at 6:53 PM, SwanderedTalent said:

this is disappointing, I always wanted to fuck her

Now is your chance.

24 minutes ago, Dolemite said:

Now is your chance.

Talk about resurrecting a career.

The weapon turned out to be a BB gun, investigators said.

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