August 9, 20187 yr Charles Barkley was there?Yep. He is a regular during basketball season. TNT studio us really close.
August 9, 20187 yr On 3/31/2018 at 11:25 PM, Stunns38 said: This happened a while back and I could have sworn I saw someone post it on our former site. Random guy at bar talking to his friend. “When you fuck a girl in the ass, you have the upper hand but when you come in her ass, you own her soul”. He said it loudly and there were some pissed off female bystanders. Lulz Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk On 4/2/2018 at 11:45 AM, lateshow said: The guy makes an excellent point. No soul and a tore up hole.......
August 26, 20187 yr Overheard from a 55 y/o hippie that was bald with a ponytail “This is the worst time in American history, the Civil War was probably bad but this is worse”. I half wanted to choke him out for his stupidity but I was too fat from fajitas and an ice cream sandwich to feel like getting up.
August 26, 20187 yr 58 minutes ago, Archer said: Overheard from a 55 y/o hippie that was bald with a ponytail “This is the worst time in American history, the Civil War was probably bad but this is worse”. I half wanted to choke him out for his stupidity but I was too fat from fajitas and an ice cream sandwich to feel like getting up. Have you visited the cloak room? I seen it!
August 26, 20187 yr 48 minutes ago, Incredulity said: Have you visited the cloak room? I seen it! No CR... I just couldn’t believe anyone would believe what we are dealing with now is worse than 620,000 Americans being killed. I’ll go ahead and let this die so I don’t fuck up a Lulz thread.
August 26, 20187 yr Just now, Archer said: No CR... I just couldn’t believe anyone would believe what we are dealing with now is worse than 620,000 Americans being killed. I’ll go ahead and let this die so I don’t fuck up a Lulz thread. Mine was meant in a lulz at CR intent. Totally agree.
August 26, 20187 yr A line I use from time to time, sometimes it works: "Have you ever been screwed like you're ugly..?"
August 27, 20187 yr Heard in a bar: "Mr. Shooter12, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
August 27, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Heard in a bar: "Mr. Shooter12, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave" Avatar checks out
August 28, 20187 yr Bit of a Random conversation:“Dude, I cannot believe you went to a regular masseuse thinking it was a massage parlor and asked for a happy ending. No wonder you got the cops called on you.”
August 28, 20187 yr Author Bit of a Random conversation:“Dude, I cannot believe you went to a regular masseuse thinking it was a massage parlor and asked for a happy ending. No wonder you got the cops called on you.”
August 28, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Stunns38 said: Bit of a Random conversation: “Dude, I cannot believe you went to a regular masseuse thinking it was a massage parlor and asked for a happy ending. No wonder you got the cops called on you.” you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
August 28, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Stunns38 said: Bit of a Random conversation: “Dude, I cannot believe you went to a regular masseuse thinking it was a massage parlor and asked for a happy ending. No wonder you got the cops called on you.” You hang out with Rocko?
October 4, 20187 yr "I'm like so spiritual now" "When my ex-husband cheated on me I got this tattoo..." "You haven't acheived enlightenment yet, you have so much to let go."
October 5, 20187 yr Good god, this guy is attempting to draw this spiritual lady's portrait on pen and paper.
October 5, 20187 yr On 8/25/2018 at 7:47 PM, Archer said: Overheard from a 55 y/o hippie that was bald with a ponytail “This is the worst time in American history, the Civil War was probably bad but this is worse”. I half wanted to choke him out for his stupidity but I was too fat from fajitas and an ice cream sandwich to feel like getting up. How the fuck I get fajitas and an ice cream sandwich at a bar. Not the one I’m at now anyhow.
October 5, 20187 yr Two chicks talking. Sadly, I missed the first part of the conversation, but one of them said, "I would rather fuck my brother than do THAT?". Regrettably I never learned what THAT was.
October 5, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, hullabelew said: Two chicks talking. Sadly, I missed the first part of the conversation, but one of them said, "I would rather fuck my brother than do THAT?". Regrettably I never learned what THAT was. Butt seks.
October 5, 20187 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, hullabelew said: Two chicks talking. Sadly, I missed the first part of the conversation, but one of them said, "I would rather fuck my brother than do THAT?". Regrettably I never learned what THAT was. They were probably daring each other to pick you up
October 5, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: They were probably daring each other to pick you up Ice fucking cold.
October 9, 20187 yr On 10/5/2018 at 12:53 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said: They were probably daring each other to pick you up Very likely.
November 8, 20187 yr There's an older guy with a couple of cougar looking women sitting next to me. Guy to one of the women: you can't leave yet.Her: I need to get homeHim: you have someone to have sex with at home?Her: nope, no one.Him: what about Bob, the battery operated boyfriend.
November 8, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, DallasHorn26 said: There's an older guy with a couple of cougar looking women sitting next to me. Guy to one of the women: you can't leave yet. Her: I need to get home Him: you have someone to have sex with at home? Her: nope, no one. Him: what about Bob, the battery operated boyfriend.
December 3, 20187 yr I was at the bar of a steakhouse last night, tying one on after the loss, and a waiter comes to put in a drink order "lady says she wants a bloody mary hot, but not spicy."
December 3, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, Spur08 said: I was at the bar of a steakhouse last night, tying one on after the loss, and a waiter comes to put in a drink order "lady says she wants a bloody mary hot, but not spicy." When I bartended in college, nothing pissed me off more than someone ordering a Bloody Mary at night time. Good Lord people, that’s a before 2 PM beverage
December 3, 20187 yr Out at the VFW playing some pool, watching the games, and inebriated dude begins chatting up my gf. She mentions something about the music playing, he tosses her his phone saying " I've got lots of credits for the juke box. My phone code is 2517." By the time she was done with his phone he had no credits, but quite possibly getting lucky with several Tinder dates and plenty of random messages sent out to contacts.
December 3, 20187 yr Some guy on his phone: "did you hear that Miley Cyrus's house burned down? So sad!"
January 2, 20196 yr Author While drinking with a female friend last night for New Years we run into one of her friends and her friends’ new bf. They have a few drinks with us and then go to the dance floor. While watching them, my female friend leans over to me and says, “if she fucks the same way she dances I feel sorry for that guy.”
January 2, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: While drinking with a female friend last night for New Years we run into one of her friends and her friends’ new bf. They have a few drinks with us and then go to the dance floor. While watching them, my female friend leans over to me and says, “if she fucks the same way she dances I feel sorry for that guy.”
January 3, 20196 yr On 12/3/2018 at 10:58 AM, LarryTT said: Out at the VFW playing some pool, watching the games, and inebriated dude begins chatting up my gf. She mentions something about the music playing, he tosses her his phone saying " I've got lots of credits for the juke box. My phone code is 2517." By the time she was done with his phone he had no credits, but quite possibly getting lucky with several Tinder dates and plenty of random messages sent out to contacts. I have a hard time believing that there's a VFW hall with a jukebox that can be controlled with a smartphone.
January 3, 20196 yr 14 hours ago, luke duke said: I have a hard time believing that there's a VFW hall with a jukebox that can be controlled with a smartphone. TouchTunes... I'll take a pic next time I'm there. (and this is in a town of only 3k residents)
February 22, 20196 yr Author Drunk chick hitting on some random guy at a bar in deep ellum last night: “I wanna strip you down and bathe you like Aquaman.”
February 22, 20196 yr On 8/27/2018 at 10:32 PM, Stunns38 said: Bit of a Random conversation: “Dude, I cannot believe you went to a regular masseuse thinking it was a massage parlor and asked for a happy ending. No wonder you got the cops called on you.” And that was how I met Patriots owner, Robert Kraft.
February 23, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: You work in a massage parlor? 25 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Cum towel washer maybe i'm in charge of refilling the hand sanitizer dispensers? i think brat is fishing to see if i can get him an employee discount
February 23, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: And that was how I met Patriots owner, Robert Kraft. yeah, there's a comment that seems relevant today
February 23, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: maybe i'm in charge of refilling the hand sanitizer dispensers? i think brat is fishing to see if i can get him an employee discount
March 18, 20196 yr Table next to me on the patio yesterday. "So apparently my daughter is going to be on a fundraising calendar for the Children's Miracle network. She's such a pretty girl but her eating disorder almost killed her when she was little. She's still skinny, but not Dachau skinny. The free NFL and NBA tickets are kinda awesome too. "
March 18, 20196 yr Author “Do you have any non shitty domestics on tap?” Just now at a bar in Lakewood
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