November 14, 20196 yr Just now: Quote This is why you do what I did and BEFRIEND an attorney, an accountant, a realtor, and a private investigator. That way you can get into or out of almost any situation Edited November 14, 20196 yr by Walden Ponderer
November 30, 20196 yr Author Just now, drunk chick to some guy: ”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”
November 30, 20196 yr Just now, drunk chick to some guy: ”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys
November 30, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Just now, drunk chick to some guy: ”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!” That seems reasonable.
November 30, 20196 yr Just now, drunk chick to some guy: ”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”Did you offer up your Netflix account?
November 30, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, Zepol87 said: Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys I don’t think the double dipping she was referring to had anything to do with chips and salsa
December 9, 20196 yr "any man who has ever driven a car for any distance has used a piss jug"...stocky older black male at nomad bar, 2012? Edited December 9, 20196 yr by Wyatt Mann
January 21, 20205 yr Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)... “I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”
January 21, 20205 yr On 12/9/2019 at 10:45 PM, WhatTheBuck said: [workswithseed] I'm functionally illiterate. [workswithseed] Joke's on you. I can't read.
January 22, 20205 yr On 1/21/2020 at 12:00 AM, bluto said: Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)... “I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now” I'm gonna assume your next comment was "prove it." If not, I am disappoint.
January 22, 20205 yr Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".
January 22, 20205 yr Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".
January 22, 20205 yr Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".
January 22, 20205 yr Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".
January 22, 20205 yr Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".
January 22, 20205 yr Popular Post Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Baboso, his side piece and I....
January 22, 20205 yr When the site is sucking like this, do not hit submit more than once. Your initial post will eventually go through.
January 22, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, ss13 said: When the site is sucking like this, do not hit submit more than once. Your initial post will eventually go through. It's pretty sad.
February 9, 20205 yr Author On 1/22/2020 at 2:45 PM, hullabelew said: Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.". Cool story bro! Tell it again! Oh wait...
February 28, 20205 yr I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass. If I was a girl I would have put out.
February 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, jetplane said: I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass. If I was a girl I would have put out. NowThis?
March 3, 20205 yr On 2/28/2020 at 9:29 AM, jetplane said: I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass. If I was a girl I would have put out. If you were a girl he wouldn't have told you.
March 4, 20205 yr On 2/28/2020 at 9:29 AM, jetplane said: I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass. If I was a girl I would have put out. NowThis doesn't make sense.
March 12, 20205 yr Author Will drinking corona make me immune to coronavirus? Some dumb bitch at Kelly’s in Allen just now
March 12, 20205 yr On 1/22/2020 at 3:25 PM, EE2B said: Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Baboso, his side piece and I.... ...but how many clits does that bitch have?
March 12, 20205 yr Corona virus days and I'm just coming to the realization that I'm going to be watching a few more fishing tournaments.
March 22, 20205 yr We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music. First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter). We went from: Bobby Brown -my prerogative to Bobby Womack- Across 110th St to Leanne Womack to Leigh Ann Rimes to Busta Rhymes was pretty fun, drinks flowed
March 23, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, Trey3216 said: We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music. First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter). We went from: Bobby Brown -my prerogative to Bobby Womack- Across 110th St to Leanne Womack to Leigh Ann Rimes to Busta Rhymes was pretty fun, drinks flowed Should've started with the Beatles.
August 6, 20205 yr Author “Because of covid I’m fat but I’m still cute!” Just now at Ozona Grill in Dallas
August 6, 20205 yr “Because of covid I’m fat but I’m still cute!” Just now at Ozona Grill in Dallas Pics?Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
August 6, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: “Because of covid I’m fat but I’m still cute!” Just now at Ozona Grill in Dallas Guess she’s gained the “COVID-19”
January 16, 20214 yr Author While at Reno's last night, this hot metal head chick: dude why is your hair so much prettier than mine?! Me: fuck around and find out
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