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#201

Just now:

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This is why you do what I did and BEFRIEND an attorney, an accountant, a realtor, and a private investigator. That way you can get into or out of almost any situation

 

Edited by Walden Ponderer

  • 3 weeks later...
#204
Just now, drunk chick to some guy:

”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”

Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys

#205
3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just now, drunk chick to some guy:

”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”

That seems reasonable. 

#207
Just now, drunk chick to some guy:
”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”


Did you offer up your Netflix account?
#209
12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys

I don’t think the double dipping she was referring to had anything to do with chips and salsa

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#210

"any man who has ever driven a car for any distance has used a piss jug"...stocky older black male at nomad bar, 2012?

Edited by Wyatt Mann

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#214

Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)...

“I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”

 

#217
On 1/21/2020 at 12:00 AM, bluto said:

Finally got one to contribute from lunch at a restaurant (non strip club nor even breastaurant for that matter)...

“I didn’t know what to give up for lent one year so I decided i wouldn’t flash my tits. It was high school, before I got implants, there’s no way I’d give that up now”

 

I'm gonna assume your next comment  was "prove it." If not, I am disappoint. 

#218

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

#219

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

#220

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

#221

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

#222

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

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#223

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Baboso, his side piece and I....

#224

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Baboso, his side piece and I....

#225

When the site is sucking like this, do not hit submit more than once. Your initial post will eventually go through. 

#226
16 minutes ago, ss13 said:

When the site is sucking like this, do not hit submit more than once. Your initial post will eventually go through. 

It's pretty sad.

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#227
On 1/22/2020 at 2:45 PM, hullabelew said:

Baboso, his side piece and I were at a daytime drinking spot of ours. Bartender is telling us about some of pissed off owner of a nail salon/waxing place. She said, "I wouldn't let that bitch give me a wax job. She might rip my clit off. Don't be messing with my little bean down there.".

Cool story bro! Tell it again! Oh wait...

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#229

I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass.

If I was a girl I would have put out.

#231
1 hour ago, jetplane said:

I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass.

If I was a girl I would have put out.

NowThis?

#232
On 2/28/2020 at 9:29 AM, jetplane said:

I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass.

If I was a girl I would have put out.

If you were a girl he wouldn't have told you.

#233
On 2/28/2020 at 9:29 AM, jetplane said:

I was at a dive bar a few nights ago and a gay guy told me his cock died and asked if he could bury it in my ass.

If I was a girl I would have put out.

NowThis doesn't make sense. 

#238
On 1/22/2020 at 3:25 PM, EE2B said:

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Baboso, his side piece and I....

...but how many clits does that bitch have?

  • 2 weeks later...
#241

We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music.  
 

First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter).   We went from:

Bobby Brown -my prerogative 

to 

Bobby Womack- Across 110th St

to 

Leanne Womack

to 

Leigh Ann Rimes

to 

Busta Rhymes

 

was pretty fun, drinks flowed 

 

#243
12 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

We played a pretty fun game yesterday at my buddy’s house with Alexa/Amazon Music.  
 

First person picks a song, next person has to pick a song from an artist/band that has the same first or last name (genre doesn’t matter).   We went from:

Bobby Brown -my prerogative 

to 

Bobby Womack- Across 110th St

to 

Leanne Womack

to 

Leigh Ann Rimes

to 

Busta Rhymes

 

was pretty fun, drinks flowed 

 

Should've started with the Beatles. 

  • 4 months later...
#245
“Because of covid I’m fat but I’m still cute!”
Just now at Ozona Grill in Dallas 

Pics?


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#249
15 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

“Because of covid I’m fat but I’m still cute!”

Just now at Ozona Grill in Dallas 

Guess she’s gained the “COVID-19”

  • 5 months later...

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