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After the first 6 games of season the Longhorns and Huskers will...

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Tf?

Texas gonna be 15-0 after the first three games. You'll see  

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1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Tf?

Texas gonna be 15-0 after the first three games. You'll see  

That's like, not even possibler.

So when both squads have combined for six games played they will have both gone 3 for 3? I’m going to assume that’s what you said, cause I would hate to neg a bitch.

Stop drinking so early if u want to through fires on a rival board...

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Stop drinking so early if u want to through fires on a rival board...

Hey Mullet is doing better than me, I thought a game from yesterday was today... #GottaPutItDown...

And I will start off by saying both teams are undefeated after tomorrow..!

Texas will be Texas and nebraska will be lumped with Colorado as in "oh, they still around?"

Nebraska may be worse than that, and Texas maybe better but Dorothy Lynch salad dressing will still be awful no matter what.

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1 hour ago, Poolflood said:

Texas will be Texas and nebraska will be lumped with Colorado as in "oh, they still around?"

Exactly.  Texas being Texas is good for 3-3.  See this guy gets it.

I watched Carnac the Magnificent.  I enjoyed Carnac the Magnificent.  You sir (OP), are no Carnac the Magnificent.

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and yet you replied.

Carnac was from Nebraska btw.

 

Edited by mulletpelini

You're counting automatic losses already?  Before the season starts?  Didn't realize Texas was on your schedule this year.

Edited by Knoxtnhorn

11 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Carnac was from Nebraska btw.

 

Wrong. Born in Iowa. Didn't move to Neb until he was 8 according to Wikipedia.  You have doubled down on the devilry and besmirched the Magnificent Carnac's good reputation.  I say good day to you sir. GOOD DAY.

Edited by bernorange

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Had I needed to look up where Carnac was from, to find out he was born in Iowa but from Nebraska, I would have had the foresight to know that was info. not worth sharing.

Delete user, ban thread. 

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Your mom couldn’t be still while I licked her bowl.

Oh, yeah, that's so . . . wait, wtf does that even mean?

I think corn finally got the right corch..

But it's gonna take a while to put out the dumpster fire, somebody put tires in there.

I care about the Nebraska Cornhuskers about as much as I care about the next election in Botswana.

Frost gets hired and mullet walks in here talking shit like Nebraska just won the Big 12 North.

Motherfucker must think its white boys day.

 

Texas was 9-1 against those fuckers in the big 12.  That will stay the same regardless of NU's record this year.

No, mullet walks in here and trolls all yall hard.

Nothing to do with record, conference, or year. Just trolling. And he won jackasses.

Frost gets hired and mullet walks in here talking shit like Nebraska just won the Big 12 North.
Motherfucker must think its white boys day.
 
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2 hours ago, F250 said:

Frost gets hired and mullet walks in here talking shit like Nebraska just won the Big 12 North.

Motherfucker must think its white boys day.

 

You know I chuckled at first, then I realized that calling out 3 wins in the first 6 games after winning 4 last year might be a bit of a stretch.

Wrong.

Horns 4-2

Nebbish 2-4

Now go get your shine box corn head. 

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Texas will be 4-0 after 3 games.  Ask Einstein, I don't know.

I think it's pretty common knowledge that Iowa has superior corn and ol'mullet up there is just lashing out because of it.

Can't believe I read this thread.

I really need to get a life.  

 

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Fuck Nebraska.

This is the most accurate prediction after 6 games.

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Well shit, this was one of the 3 wins I had for you.  Guess its 2-4 then.

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

Well shit, this was one of the 3 wins I had for you.  Guess its 2-4 then.

I hope you get syphilis.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I hope you get syphilis.

What TexArcher said....and from your mom

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