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After the first 6 games of season the Longhorns and Huskers will...

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Very doubtful we can start 3-3 now. We needed that Maryland game bad. Disastrous to lose it. Now last year we rallied a bit after our opening turd... let's see if we can achieve mediocrity once more.

Only saving grace is usc has a true freshman starting. Maybe.

 

 

I’m sure we’ll find a way to out suck him though.

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I think what I meant was, after 6 games, Texas and Nebraska will have 3 combined wins.  Holy fuck.

Lol Troy. Nebraska is so irrelevant that nobody even bats an eye at the score. 

Narrator: that’s when I realized everyone is laughing at Texas football.

Liking my prediction. Though I'm not sure where Corn gets the two wins.

Maybe 6-6 combined.Thanks Nebraska.

On ‎9‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 7:56 PM, bernorange said:

Nebraska  seems like it sucks.

FIFY

Bump.

How ya feeling about this now Mullet? Lulz

...be on two completely different trajectories.

OP, kindly suck my average sized cock
Ahh..you live in Japan?

I like you mullet, that's why I'm going to kill you last.

 

 

 

16 hours ago, utee94 said:

I like you mullet, that's why I'm going to kill you last.

Surly:  What happened to mullet?

utee94:  I let him go.

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In my defense I just want to point out that Auburn is this years Auburn.

Will be going in completely opposite directions......at extreme speed. fuck the corn.

This thread did not age well.  

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Will Nebraska even win 3 games all year?

Are you counting the Spring game?

If Nebraska returned to the B12, they'd be relevant again.  Moving to B10, flat out killed their program...imho.

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Nebraska returned to the B12, they'd be relevant again.  Moving to B10, flat out killed their program...imho.

Hard to say.... they were already on the decline when they left.  Moving to the Big10 got them paid but probably put the kill shot into the program.  Interesting that Osborn basically signed their death warrant.

Hard to say.... they were already on the decline when they left.  Moving to the Big10 got them paid but probably put the kill shot into the program.  Interesting that Osborn basically signed their death warrant.
Not that hard to say really, leaving the Big12 killed whatever Texas pipeline they had for recruits. Having said that, the decline set in long ago...they'd likely be a perennial mid-pack Big12 team (like aggy) that occasionally has a good enough team to shake up the order of top teams.
31 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Nebraska returned to the B12, they'd be relevant again.  Moving to B10, flat out killed their program...imho.

Agreed. They don't fit in the Big 10 to me. Hard to still think of them as a Big 10 team. Who is their rival there now days? I can't think of anyone. College football is all about rivalries and I hate we lost some of them when teams move conferences. Nebraska/OU and Nebraska/CU were also fun games. But we lost of those. And UT/Nebraska was always big for both fanbases, too. 

They’d have to go back to the big 8 and get back all their partial and non qualifiers that suddenly get studious at nowledge university and are cleared to play after a year of basket weaving classes. 

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Agreed. They don't fit in the Big 10 to me. Hard to still think of them as a Big 10 team. Who is their rival there now days? I can't think of anyone. College football is all about rivalries and I hate we lost some of them when teams move conferences. Nebraska/OU and Nebraska/CU were also fun games. But we lost of those. And UT/Nebraska was always big for both fanbases, too. 

well, not really so much fun for nebby, unless by fun for them you mean total heartbreak at always losing to their Texas Daddy

“...on a roll... gonna throw it! Got him wiiide open baby!! Derek Lewis in a footrace! “

 

The end. Of Nebraska. Look at the records, that’s reality. Texas ended them. Lol

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If Nebraska returned to the B12, they'd be relevant again.  Moving to B10, flat out killed their program...imho.

They weren’t relevant in the Big12 either. Fuck them.
On 9/1/2018 at 3:43 PM, Vic Mackey said:

@mulletpelini might want to rethink 3-3 for UT. More like 2-4ish.

This post, like many others, did not age very well.

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revisionist history, so many of you were climbing on board, the writing is on the wall page 1.  So I was wrong big deal

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Perhaps the 2nd best thing about being 4-1 right now is the lesson for many of us to not come running to the internet like a Kyler Murray puss-bag treating every loss like the end of the f**king universe, or worse, the end of football at Texas.

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I'm pretty sure that Internet fans will NEVER learn that lesson.  And so it goes...

 

 

I will give you credit, you were close on their combined records of 6 and 6. 

8 minutes ago, gecko said:

Perhaps the 2nd best thing about being 4-1 right now is the lesson for many of us to not come running to the internet like a Kyler Murray puss-bag treating every loss like the end of the f**king universe, or worse, the end of football at Texas.

Hey man, I need you to sit down for a minute because I've got some big news for you.

We beat Oklahoma. We're 5-1 now.

You're welcome.

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