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Already Herbie looking like an apologist. Where is FCHorn? I couldn't wait to get up for game day when we were good.

Can someone explain to me how Paul Finebaum is having a bad hair day? 

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Fuck off. Game day sucks. Herbie is a cunt who endorses the beating of women. Corso is 110 years old. The other guy is a token black

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2 minutes ago, Fred Willard said:

Can you post pics of your funbags please?

Aren't they called bolt ons  now? Don't need them. This is like the first game day I've actually been excited!

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Did FCHorn die? 

Yes. Killed by a angry midget. Midget fucked him up with nunchucks

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1 minute ago, future man said:

Fuck off. Game day sucks. Herbie is a cunt who endorses the beating of women. Corso is 110 years old. The other guy is a token black

That's not the real future man. I don't think. So...fchorn died i guess.

4 minutes ago, future man said:

Fuck off. Game day sucks. Herbie is a cunt who endorses the beating of women. Corso is 110 years old. The other guy is a token black

Nice delivery, composition is respectable. But can you put more emotion into it? A solid “B” but you can do better. Give us an Urban Meyer rant to get our day going. 

I already cried this morning because my son is old enough to be gaslighted.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Come on Herbie! You feckless cunt

I’m waiting for Herbie to call the Ohio State fiasco a cesspool

6 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

I already cried this morning because my son is old enough to be gaslighted.

He was molested by futureman. Gas lit his bunghole. Futureman is a chimo

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2 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

I’m waiting for Herbie to call the Ohio State fiasco a cesspool

Good luck

54 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Where is FCHorn?

Is that the guy who started various games’ threads every Saturday on Shaggy? I’m going to assume he is, in which case his schtick fucking reeked of desperation and approval-seeking, and led me to wonder how much of his weekends he’d spend trying to white knight local strippers with promises to put them through school, pay off their loans, etc.

So to answer your question, Nicole: who gives a flying fuck? 

36 minutes ago, future man said:

Fuck off. Game day sucks. Herbie is a cunt who endorses the beating of women. Corso is 110 years old. The other guy is a token black

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3 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Is that the guy who started various games’ threads every Saturday on Shaggy? I’m going to assume he is, in which case his schtick fucking reeked of desperation and approval-seeking, and led me to wonder how much of his weekends he’d spend trying to white knight local strippers with promises to put them through school, pay off their loans, etc.

So to answer your question, Nicole: who gives a flying fuck? 

Gosh...you're feisty one.

Just now, UTGrad98 said:

Is this par for the course for game day threads? 

No, way too civilized.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I hope Maryland wears their ugly uniforms

All their uniforms are fucking ugly so this is 100% likely

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I hope Maryland wears their ugly uniforms

I think their uniforms are oddly awesome. They are really vigilant about the sign today.

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2 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Is this par for the course for game day threads? 

No. I started this shitfest. I blame myself.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I think their uniforms are oddly awesome. They are really vigilant about the sign today.

They look like Jackson Pollock’s toilet paper.

Somebody please take Lee Corso to a bingo parlor or a cruise ship.  This is just sad.

Bear is fucking regarded. They need to have him on way less, like not at all. 

It’s 7 am on the west coast and bloody Mary’s with steak and eggs being prepped. 

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Did FCHorn die? 

Roll over and hold a mirror up to his nose. 😁

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Somebody please take Lee Corso to a bingo parlor or a cruise ship.  This is just sad.

Everyone says that. I see what you are saying and based on personal experience with older family members can just say let him be him man. They aren't trotting him out there. Let him decide.

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s 7 am on the west coast and bloody Mary’s with steak and eggs being prepped. 

That sounds awesome

16 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Is that the guy who started various games’ threads every Saturday on Shaggy? I’m going to assume he is, in which case his schtick fucking reeked of desperation and approval-seeking, and led me to wonder how much of his weekends he’d spend trying to white knight local strippers with promises to put them through school, pay off their loans, etc.

So to answer your question, Nicole: who gives a flying fuck? 

Dude, it's turdition.

 

Matchday One on the Surl.

 

I think FC Horn adopted a new identity.


Maybe we should try Derka as the game thread starter?  We've been in the wilderness for 8 years..... why not?

12 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Is this par for the course for game day threads? 

You sit at the games don't you you fuck?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Everyone says that. I see what you are saying and based on personal experience with older family members can just say let him be him man. They aren't trotting him out there. Let him decide.

Corso should have been put out to pasture years ago

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Everyone says that. I see what you are saying and based on personal experience with older family members can just say let him be him man. They aren't trotting him out there. Let him decide.

Sure, let him be him.  Off camera.  I've always liked the guy, but there's a time to let it go, and that was about six years ago.

19 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Is that the guy who started various games’ threads every Saturday on Shaggy? I’m going to assume he is, in which case his schtick fucking reeked of desperation and approval-seeking, and led me to wonder how much of his weekends he’d spend trying to white knight local strippers with promises to put them through school, pay off their loans, etc.

So to answer your question, Nicole: who gives a flying fuck? 

That fucker does like white knighting strippers. Says he cares about them hoes and wants to take care of them so they dont have to hoe it up anymore. What a fucking cunt. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Sure, let him be him.  Off camera.  I've always liked the guy, but there's a time to let it go, and that was about six years ago.

You're a big jerk. 

5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

You sit at the games don't you you fuck?

With wine 

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We are so bad they haven’t mentioned our conference yet

Not watching Game Day, but would like to know if there are any good OSU/Urban signs.

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