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I haven't watched the whole show, but Corso has been surprisingly cogent today. 

14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s 7 am on the west coast and bloody Mary’s with steak and eggs being prepped. 

Rather early in the season to be diluting the vodka, isn’t it? After 8 years in the wilderness, I’ve found drinking vodka straight helps ease the pain. 

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6 minutes ago, future man said:

That fucker does like white knighting strippers. Says he cares about them hoes and wants to take care of them so they dont have to hoe it up anymore. What a fucking cunt. 

FChorn is awesome. Btw hoe? 

7 minutes ago, future man said:

You're a big jerk. 

Go fuck your mother.

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Go fuck your mother.

A shot?? I thought we were just having fun here, no?

Just now, future man said:

A shot?? I thought we were just having fun here, no?

Fucking your mother IS fun!

Dynasty starts in 1:35 mother fuckers. 

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Fucking your mother IS fun!

Futureman's mother has AIDS and flesh eating syphilis. You gonna die. 

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Who is OU playing today? Is the midget Murray starting for them?

FAU and the fighting Lane Kiffins and yes the midget murray is starting. 

1 minute ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

FAU and the fighting Lane Kiffins and yes the midget murray is starting. 

That midget is gonna die too

I honestly get anxiety every time Corso speaks, it’s a matter of time before he has another stroke on tv...

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4 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

FAU and the fighting Lane Kiffins and yes the midget murray is starting. 

Murray is taller than Kiffin. Let that sink in. 

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1 minute ago, future man said:

That midget is gonna die too

Hopefully you are who you say you are. Otherwise you will get ganked and have to prove yourself like I did and get unbanned for no reason other than an asshole cloaked your VPN

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1 minute ago, victory88 said:

I honestly get anxiety every time Corso speaks, it’s a matter of time before he has another stroke on tv...

Let him be him man.

6 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

Murray is taller than Kiffin. Let that sink in. 

Kyler Murray is listed at 5’11. I think Kiffin is listed at 6’4”.

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Just now, Wishbone said:

Kyler Murray is listed at 5’11. I think Kiffen is listed at 6’4”.

No way is Kyler taller than 5’9”

 

Just now, Wishbone said:

Kyler Murray is listed at 5’11. I think Kiffen is listed at 6’4”.

 

49 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I hope Maryland wears their ugly uniforms

They don't have any other choice  

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

No way is Kyler taller than 5’9”

 

 

That’s why I said “listed”. 😉

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

That’s why I said “listed”. 😉

The Lollipop Guild has him listed at 4’10”

I've been up since 0200 partially on account of not fucking sleeping for shit in the first place; today more so because its goddamn gameday and I'm ready for some Goddamn turtle fucking soup. I went and got a new goddamn haircut and a got my car washed so i have a bright shiny everything for a bright and shiny new season. now lets go fuck some shit up.

2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've been up since 0200 partially on account of not fucking sleeping for shit in the first place; today more so because its goddamn gameday and I'm ready for some Goddamn turtle fucking soup. I went and got a new goddamn haircut and a got my car washed so i have a bright shiny everything for a bright and shiny new season. now lets go fuck some shit up.

God damn fucking right.

3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

The Lollipop Guild has him listed at 4’10”

With or without munchkin booties?

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

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Just a side note but this has got to be the greatest gif in cinematic history.  Never gets old.  

7 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've been up since 0200 partially on account of not fucking sleeping for shit in the first place; today more so because its goddamn gameday and I'm ready for some Goddamn turtle fucking soup. I went and got a new goddamn haircut and a got my car washed so i have a bright shiny everything for a bright and shiny new season. now lets go fuck some shit up.

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It would be nice to at least be fucking mentioned on game day

33 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I honestly get anxiety every time Corso speaks, it’s a matter of time before he has another stroke on tv...

Ahh, fuck it

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1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

@Nicole44

happy?

Lol

Still with this fat loser turd in the corner picking meaningless games.

What is you guys setup? I got the tv on gameday, the computer and screen playing 2017 highlights of the Horns, and the laptop out for screen 3 once games start.

Need another 55" tv to hook to the computer, I could just arrange 4 games on that and have that be the extra monitor.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Not now, chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone. 

 

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

WHERE'S THE FUCKING PROTEIN MA?

I showed this video to my co worker he was freakin out. 90 percent of my finger pointing at FUCKIN SKANKS I learned from him.

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2 minutes ago, bamachine said:

Ahh, fuck it

That has to be top two of best Corso. Sadly he picked us to win the Big 12

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That has to be top two of best Corso. Sadly he picked us to win the Big 12

Corso is the best at predicting of all the guys, he was the only one who picked Texas over usc in the Rose Bowl.

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Best Game Day apart from when Horns were awesome was when they went to North Dakota the first time. 

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1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Corso is the best at predicting of all the guys, he was the only one who picked Texas over usc in the Rose Bowl.

He has on a green tie. I bet he picks Michigan. Harbaugh needs this win

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He’s like nuts. He used to be hot. Wtf happened there?

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3 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

here is a sampling of my anticipation.

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Nice rendering! Honest!

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Luke Bryan is a nice touch

I was just wondering why the hell he's there. He's got a uga cap and has nothing to do with either of these teams. 

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