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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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Is our long national nightmare over?

Where the hell is FC Horn?

Will the Surl survive?

Time to win.

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Wtf man..

Did LHN really just use Tennessee highlights when talking about LJH? I've only had one red bull vodka so far..

Just now, ousux said:

Wtf man..

Did LHN really just use Tennessee highlights when talking about LJH? I've only had one red bull vodka so far..

Yes they did.

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if gameday are policing tosu signs but letting the jesus power stuff through, we've jumped the shark jumping the shark

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Wtf man..

Did LHN really just use Tennessee highlights when talking about LJH? I've only had one red bull vodka so far..

Saw this also, production crew on LHN is college freshman I guess. 

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

Wtf man..

Did LHN really just use Tennessee highlights when talking about LJH? I've only had one red bull vodka so far..

Get your shit together. We need you out there. 

FUCK MARYLAND 

TEXASSSSS!!!!

FIGHT!!!!!!

Maybe we'll have an offense this year. Then we can be exciting the wilderness. 

My plane lands 1.5 after kickoff. So no spoilers. Just don’t mention the game. Cool thanks.

Wtf man..

Did LHN really just use Tennessee highlights when talking about LJH? I've only had one red bull vodka so far..


They were saying that Ingram is a mix of Jamaal Charles and Fozzy Whitticker while showing highlights of Charles and Fozzy. Then they compared LJH to Cordarrelle Patterson, thus the Tennessee highlights.
2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

The Del Conte Era begins with a brutal buttfucking of Maryland's inner child.

NO LUBE

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I want complete domination. Of course, I always want complete domination. 

14 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Manhattans for breakfast.  Let’s fucking do this.

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Saw this also, production crew on LHN is college freshman I guess. 
That was just.,fuckawful.

I was walking by the tv and just caught the tail end of it.

Heading to Newport Beach... watch the beat down of some turtles on the sand 

Worked last night since 1845. About to crack a cold one. 

Worked last night since 1845. About to crack a cold one. 
After 173 years on the job, you deserve two beers.

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