Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

Featured Replies

  • Replies 5.7k
  • Views 329.4k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

#2003

I haven't been paying attention to recruiting, spring game, roster, anything since we've sucked so hard for so long. This team has given me the PTSD's. Not giving them any of my bandwidth until they fucking show something, I've lost my trust a while ago.  My dad is at the game, it's a literal bucket list road trip for him (former longhorn player himself), he won't be around much longer to see this crap so at least there's that.

#2005
1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

You don't just walk into Maryland for an 11am Central kickoff and expect a win.

Its a long way to the eastern time zone 

#2010
1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

how can we be worse on the OL, I was told more experience equals better line

Apparently not

#2017

Tom was right about the o-line being something we haven't seen around here in a long time. They're astonishingly shitty

#2021

Ehlinger self-pressured and rolled right on 3rd down?  I'm shocked I tell you.

#2026

Sam loves the sidelne pass to a 7' receiver.  Also loves the self sack and generally doing stupid things. 

#2030

3 plays. zero yards. 

Still no first down. 

 

Anyone know the school record for longest stretch without a first down? 

#2032

Team is just showing nothing. Zilch. Nada.

What a fucking waste. Meanwhile, ZeroU is up eleventy billion to nothing on FAU.

#2036
I haven't been paying attention to recruiting, spring game, roster, anything since we've sucked so hard for so long. This team has given me the PTSD's. Not giving them any of my bandwidth until they fucking show something, I've lost my trust a while ago.  My dad is at the game, it's a literal bucket list road trip for him (former longhorn player himself), he won't be around much longer to see this crap so at least there's that.

Hi! Haven’t seen you around. Thought about you the other day...!
#2038

Remember that one time when Texas threw to the middle of the field and they scored.


Why is texas allergic to the middle of the field?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

#2039
Just now, Texas said:

Tom was right about the o-line being something we haven't seen around here in a long time. They're astonishingly shitty

We've seen that plenty

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.