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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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#3001
4 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Why would anyone mount a mahi that small?

Just looks small next to the large woman

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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

#3002
1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

going for 2 was stupid as fucking shit.  really hope that doesn't end up costing us the game.

Going for it was fine. Why the hell did Sam throw it OOB? Just toss it into the endzone and at least give Collin/LJH a chance to come down with it. An INT doesn't hurt us.

#3005
1 minute ago, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

Would not be walking on it......trainer was pushing his foot back to get a cramp out. Took him in early to locker room to get early start on IVs most likely.

#3007
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Just gonna have a little halftime angry sex

Ok. I’ll be right there. 

#3008
4 minutes ago, Assman said:

Some family members of mine just spotted Beck at the Holocaust Museum.  He said he wanted to end his trip to DC on a high note.

Tell them to lure him into the oven exhibit and fire that bitch up.  

#3009

Everyone’s in position. The defense is going to the right spots. The reads are all accurate. 

But they spent the first quarter and a half doing a walk through. Like they were trotting through the plays, not actually playing a game. Not ready. Not ready. 

#3011

I tried to tell you bitches getting angsty we didn't get the top rated RB in the country last year that Ingram was no slouch..

Saw him pretty much single handedly take over the state championship game his JR year. I think it was Abilene (Wylie?) They beat coached by a txhsfb hall of famer known for his defenses...and Case Keenum.

#3012
1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

One of the perks of being a Longhorn fan right now is the early opportunities for heavy drinking.

Being down what 17 pts, and now only 2pts at half.... and get the Ball 1st with Wheeler returning in 2nd half after losing Gary..... I'll take it...

#3013
Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Would not be walking on it......trainer was pushing his foot back to get a cramp out. Took him in early to locker room to get early start on IVs most likely.

Yeah, it looked like they briefly tried to massage it out and then were trying to stretch it.

#3016

1. Joining them in that pregame celebration was not so much classy as dumb. This is a game of emotion, and we surrendered the initiative.

2. Hag injury — it looked like they were examining his ankle from what I saw. Hopefully and possibly not a knee.

#3017

Holy shit, find Clemson/fur man highlights. 

They have a play where the offensive line stays in their stance, all of them, threw a long pass for a completion.  

Furman so bad clemsons O-line doesn't even have to move.  

#3020
8 minutes ago, SideSlip said:

I see your Alzheimer’s is progressing nicely.

Musberger said that. Again, no one with a brain thought that.

#3022
Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

Except the trainers were manipulating his ankle before he walked off. 

I've experienced a torn achilles. I don't believe that's what it was. 

#3026

I was starting to question leaving Ehlinger in and just swapping out Buechele to give the team a boost. I think Herman made the right choice— either taking over or pushing play calls. You could see the team got a lift from somewhere. Mensa

#3027
2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Ok. I’ll be right there. 

That’s what is so awesome about being married. They are right there. No hunting at all. Damn

#3030
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:


To keep them from targeting.

That's what the flag and penalty yardage is for..

#3032
1 minute ago, Disco Missile said:

I've experienced a torn achilles. I don't believe that's what it was. 

Yeah, I was trying to say that it wasn’t his achilles. 

#3034
1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I am really curious if Beck got demoted and if Herman would admit it when asked about it

"Collaborative effort"

"We welcome input from all the coaches"

"It's not Tim Beck's Offense, it's the Texas Offense"

#3036
4 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Holy shit, find Clemson/fur man highlights. 

They have a play where the offensive line stays in their stance, all of them, threw a long pass for a completion.  

Furman so bad clemsons O-line doesn't even have to move.  

Yes, they stole that play from Beck’s O line scheme from last year.... except Becks went for a loss

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#3042
9 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Except he walked. Knee probably. 

He walked, but didn’t flex his foot. Looks like an Achilles to me. 

#3043
10 minutes ago, stork642 said:

That looked like a blown Achilles on Hager.  That would suck.  

he was walking on it, so a blown achilles seems unlikely

#3047
1 minute ago, US183 said:

Yes, they stole that play from Beck’s O line scheme from last year....

Seriously, that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that.  Except the rest of the play call was good enough that it worked.  In our case the play call was for the QB to run for his life. 

#3048
Just now, gaspar said:

He walked, but didn’t flex his foot. Looks like an Achilles to me. 

Cramps. He's expected to return.

#3049
6 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Dude who buys and wears a big 12 hat hahahahaha. Wood though.

I don’t think that’s a dude, but it is Austin, so I could be wrong.

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