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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

#4060
1 minute ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

I think we have the ball. They scored. Can’t remember if they kicked off or not. About 14 minutes left in fourth.

#4061
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

SO we get the ball to start. 2 zone read handoffs in the middle and a 5 yard out punt 

Seems like a good time for Sam to throw a bad INT.

#4062
Just now, BurntOrangeCrush said:

who will have the ball when play resumes, and how much time is left?

Kickoff to TEXAS....14:25 left in 4th qtr

#4063
17 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Win or lose we need to stop scheduling power five teams first game of the season. First game needs to be our weakest ooc opponent. In all honesty we might need to go back two free wins and one tough opponent. No more Cal, Maryland, UCLA, etc. Just my humble opinion 

Fuck that. We're Texas. We field a better fucking team and measure ourselves against the best we can find. Your opinion is humble, indeed. Too humble. 

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

#4068
2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

He was wrong in 2006, but even he can see how bad our offense is these days. 

#4071
Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

They didn't really order pizza during the delay, did they? 

It was a euphemism

#4075
3 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This is an obvious comment but you don’t hear former athletes on those shows frequently call out playcalling. Leinart is good in his role. 

Leinart can suck my dick.

#4080
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

So like now.

#4081
2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

10 minutes biotches.

Our offense spent most of the game so far playing like 10 minute biotches.

Edited by Magus Ossis

#4082
lifetime or Lifetime Women is what I heard

 

I heard Comedy Central in Texas and Cartoon Network in Maryland (or maybe I have that backwards)

#4084
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

I guess, at this point, the winner will just be the team with more heart.

well thats kinda tough.  MD killed theirs, and we lost ours about 8 years ago

#4085

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

#4086
1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Pizza was nixed but they ordered JITB tacos. 99 for $2. 

Then they definitely shit themselves. Fantastic.

#4087
Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Just read it’s at 4:30, but that is for the Maryland folks so I googled and that means it starts at 3:30 here.

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

#4090
10 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:
12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
Or Cal, or UCLA or etc.....he’ll, at this point Tulsa scares you to death!

BYU.

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.gif

#4091
Just now, Magus Ossis said:

Our offense spent most of the game so far playing like 10 minute bioches.

Noice.

#4093
Just now, EtOH said:

I’ll be honest, I’m pretty fucking drunk during this delay. I’m ready to fire Herman for a complete lack of preparation. We watched 3 years of Charlie: nothing will change. Asiago cream cheese spread is good on bruschetta. Fuck Herman, let Orlando finish the season, burn it down. Run the bone. 

Username checks out.

#4100
Just now, Macanudo said:

It's 3:30?   When does the Terrapin get back on his extension ladder and resume fucking Bevo with is micro-peen?

Jfc guys it’s a joke. Long day huh.

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