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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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#5301
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Sam is so unclutch — whatever that is — it’s not even funny.

nailed it.  USC, OK State etc. 

Although the D in H1 was shit too, can't blame it all on Sam. 

Plus the 15 yard punt was very harmful 

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

#5302
1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Why are we dead set on a roll out, buy time, and force a bad pass. Herman has done this for 2 fucking years. 

The play where Sam was rolling left, against his body, was just plain stupid.  Why would you do that?

#5303
Beck is a fucking idiot. Ehlinger’s favorite player has to be Romo.


Romo was a top-level NFL quarterback. Sam isn’t in the Top 75 FBS QB’s at this point.
#5305
And there it is. 
Same ole shit, new year. I’m tired of the season being over before Week 2. 


This. All of this.

At least with the rain delay our drop into the offseason took 5.5hrs to achieve rather than 4.
#5307

Sam sucks ass.  Zero winning mentality.  Hes the reverse of guys like Vince who had that will to win.  He wills games to losses.

And Herman and this staff need to go.  Losing to that maryland team is laughable. 

#5313

Team is going to be really bad this season. Not much to look forward to except maybe blowing it up and starting all over. It’s been 10 years since we had a competitive offense.  

#5314

Shocker, Ellinger chokes again.  Buechele must have really pissed someone off or fucked someone’s mother to not get any PT today.  If that’s the case then move on to a Freshman and let’s go.

#5321

Sick thing is, people will blame Herman, and they should but so many idiots here agreed with him that Sam was the best option. Heard has always been 10x the option Sam or really Shane too is.

#5328
6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Is our long national nightmare over?

Where the hell is FC Horn?

Will the Surl survive?

Time to win.

- Nope.

- Who knows?

- So far, so good.

- FML

 

#5340

1)  Porter is a waste of a scholarship.  

2) Please no more wide receiver screens

3) Can we throw to the tight end 6-8 times a game?

Horrible game.  Poor prep.  Poor play calling.  Same old Shit!

#5341
1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Michael Griffin: “It’s speechless!”

You said it, Michael.

can we burn that stupid LHN down while we’re at it? So fucking embarrassing.

 

#5342

This is all the Longhorn Network's fault. I can't explain it any other way. Ever since that shitty network started, we have been awful. 

#5343

With Porter and Sam in there with Beck calling plays, what could go wrong?

#5344
2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is the first time we've lost back to back season openers since 91-92

Do you think maybe we can lure Charlie back?

#5347
1 minute ago, MichaelUngar#1fan said:

Sick thing is, people will blame Herman, and they should but so many idiots here agreed with him that Sam was the best option. Heard has always been 10x the option Sam or really Shane too is.

I’ve never understood why Herman supposedly likes running QB’s and Heard never got a sniff. There must be some reason - I’m not the coach - but I’ve never understood it. 

#5350

Maybe we'll start 1-0 next year against La Tech.

Gonna' have to start starting the seasons against the Northwestern State's of the world.

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