September 1, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said: I would just like to say that the post about Ingram being the only good part isn't true at all. Sterns played real well, jones did too. I even thought shark stepped up nice. The bright side is the freshmen and young guys played well. The only one that looked like shit was Ehlinger. The problem is if we have another shit season like last year and if Jimbo has any juice we won't be able to recruit that well again this year. We have to hope that Herman can ducking evaluate talent like a boss and find the hidden gems.
September 1, 20187 yr I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said: you realize shane isn't anything special at all right? Yes I know. Feel like Shane could at least hit water if fell out of a boat
September 1, 20187 yr I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.We had frank denius
September 1, 20187 yr Just now, Nicole44 said: Yes I know. Feel like Shane could at least hit water if fell out of a boat He’s too skittish in the boat though.
September 1, 20187 yr I missed the first quarter+. I don’t remember seeing either side of the ball play with any speed. Maybe that first td I missed.
September 1, 20187 yr Just now, FizzleFish said: I missed the first quarter+. I don’t remember seeing either side of the ball play with any speed. Maybe that first td I missed. I’m kinda jealous.
September 1, 20187 yr Just now, Wishbone said: He’s too skittish in the boat though. True. So basically in the whole state of Texas we got a hybrid of: applewhite and Simms nooooooope. Just a vaguely weird smell
September 1, 20187 yr I mean like that's a bit much. I wish the coaching staff would take this shit seriously though and remember that they played fucking Maryland. I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, FizzleFish said: I missed the first quarter+. I don’t remember seeing either side of the ball play with any speed. Maybe that first td I missed. Maryland's backs - like last year were much, much better, speedier, and smarter. I mean much. Very much. Especially in the first quarter. Overall team speed? Meh. Running backs? Head and shoulders above any of ours in quickly hitting the holes, seeing them, making cuts, etc. They wore down a little in the game until the delay. Texas only came out once in that hurry up offense and it looked like some decent, quick-hitting aliens invaded their bodies and they went right down the field. But then those beings left their bodies and took off in their flying saucers for their home planet, and plodding Texas came back, especially after the delay.
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said: Anyone know what happened to Toneil? Is he even still on the team? He gone bro
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said: Anyone know what happened to Toneil? Is he even still on the team? We had 3 deep at rb listed for this game. He wasn’t going to see the field unless we needed deeper.
September 1, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Junior Miller said: The bright side is the freshmen and young guys played well. The only one that looked like shit was Ehlinger. The problem is if we have another shit season like last year and if Jimbo has any juice we won't be able to recruit that well again this year. We have to hope that Herman can ducking evaluate talent like a boss and find the hidden gems. Maryland’s true freshmen outplayed Texas in every shape, way and form. Their kids > Texas’ kids.
September 1, 20187 yr 26 minutes ago, TexasMan said: All the national media and twitter is having so much fun at our expense. I don’t understand that. We haven’t been relevant since 2009.
September 1, 20187 yr Just now, The Ace of Aces said: Maryland’s true freshmen outplayed Texas in every shape, way and form. Their kids > Texas’ kids. I think this illustrates just how deficient our coaching staff is.
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Bevojoe said: I don’t understand that. We haven’t been relevant since 2009. Its probably because every year we act like we have a chance to turn it around and fail miserably in the first game. "1-0" should never be a motto of any fucking team. Especially not one led by mensa herman derp. Edited September 1, 20187 yr by DiceHands
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Wishbone said: We had 3 deep at rb listed for this game. He wasn’t going to see the field unless we needed deeper. That's what perplexed me. Porter over Carter? The fuq?
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Bevojoe said: I don’t understand that. We haven’t been relevant since 2009. Because Joe Tessitore once yelled "TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS" after a victory
September 1, 20187 yr Just now, David Dennison said: I think this illustrates just how deficient our coaching staff is. Coaching “buddy system” bites us again. So sick of that shit. Misalignment.
September 1, 20187 yr Well at least I have 100% more free time on the weekends this seasonSent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk
September 1, 20187 yr Just now, TexasMan said: Because Joe Tessitore once yelled "TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS" after a victory 2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said: That's what perplexed me. Porter over Carter? The fuq? They used Porter in the most likely way he is suited for. Short yardage. Toe nail puts the ball on the ground.
September 1, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, TexasMan said: Because Joe Tessitore once yelled "TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS" after a victory How far?
September 1, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, phdhorn said: Maryland's backs - like last year were much, much better, speedier, and smarter. I mean much. Very much. Especially in the first quarter. Overall team speed? Meh. Running backs? Head and shoulders above any of ours in quickly hitting the holes, seeing them, making cuts, etc. They wore down a little in the game until the delay. Texas only came out once in that hurry up offense and it looked like some decent, quick-hitting aliens invaded their bodies and they went right down the field. But then those beings left their bodies and took off in their flying saucers for their home planet, and plodding Texas came back, especially after the delay. Their backs had play calls that put them in a position to succeed. Ours did not. Their receivers expected to catch the ball and run after the catch. Ours looked surprised to get a reception. Because of this both their backs and receivers looked faster and more engaged. That is not representative of reality. It’s representative of shit coaching. We are a reactive team under Herman, and I find it puzzling and very troubling.
September 1, 20187 yr Ag least I don't have Lhn anymore so at least I don't have to watch the post game interviews
September 1, 20187 yr 44 minutes ago, Planet Houston said: Why? Were you really expecting this team to be successful? I gave up pinning my hopes on an MFC about 7 years ago. Damn right, I expect this team to be successful. If you gave up 7 years ago, then why are you here?
September 1, 20187 yr Anybody who says, "It's just Maryland" should be kicked in the teeth. Maryland is a better football team, especially coaching-wise, than Texas. Maryland takes 2 and 3 star players and makes them competitive FBS-level athletes. Texas takes 4 and a few 5 star players and makes them worse over 4 years. Except those who say "fuck it, I'm going to get better anyway." Then they all go and get themselves drafted and play fucking lights out amazingly.
September 1, 20187 yr Damn right, I expect this team to be successful. If you gave up 7 years ago, then why are you here?Because “maybe this time it’ll be different.”And Lucy just pulls the ball away....again.There’s nothing to like about this team. Or this coaching staff.
September 1, 20187 yr 46 minutes ago, Bullneck said: They are 2-3. Note their scoring in the first 3. At least the 'Horns still have a winning record against the Terps then...
September 1, 20187 yr 59 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said: If Shane is worse than Sam, let's start the freshman! Also, my nickname for Sam is now scarecrow from the Wiz of Oz. That boy has no brains. Shane is obviously not worse at passing then Sam but Mensa wants a running qb at all times...
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: Because “maybe this time it’ll be different.” And Lucy just pulls the ball away....again. There’s nothing to like about this team. Or this coaching staff. At least Lucy can hold onto the ball. What's her eligibility like?
September 1, 20187 yr 6 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said: Their backs had play calls that put them in a position to succeed. Ours did not. Their receivers expected to catch the ball and run after the catch. Ours looked surprised to get a reception. Because of this both their backs and receivers looked faster and more engaged. That is not representative of reality. It’s representative of shit coaching. We are a reactive team under Herman, and I find it puzzling and very troubling. Oh, I agree, with the caveat that after 3 years at Texas, many backs just become shitty anyway due to the coaching. They coach the ability right outta them.
September 1, 20187 yr 27 minutes ago, Publiushorn said: I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit. Go away troll.
September 1, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Hook1997 said: Shane is obviously not worse at passing then Sam but Mensa wants a running qb at all times... Sam's accuracy is just awful right now - even on screens and dump offs to wide open backs. And, he barely ran anyway - the decisions to abandon the speed option after two uses for 10+ yard per try and leaving Ingram on the bench in favor of motherfucking Kyle Porter were absolutely infuriating. They should have at least given Shane a chance. I doubt it would have been much worse. If so, then it's time try Rising or maybe even Thompson. That shit today was an absolute embarrassment.
September 1, 20187 yr Yeah but apparently I’m a pussy for saying this. Seems like we need a game of no consequence to figure out what the fuck we’re doing They scheduled Maryland and Tulsa. You pussies are acting like we play Bama and Clemson to open the season. If you want to schedule directional state university for the blind and crippled, then yes, that’s pussy.
September 1, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: The delay probably helped Maryland the most. This is true.
September 1, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said: Anyone else super excited for next week's hype video? You mean the USC cheerleaders? Yep.
September 1, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, phdhorn said: Anybody who says, "It's just Maryland" should be kicked in the teeth. Maryland is a better football team, especially coaching-wise, than Texas. Maryland takes 2 and 3 star players and makes them competitive FBS-level athletes. Texas takes 4 and a few 5 star players and makes them worse over 4 years. Except those who say "fuck it, I'm going to get better anyway." Then they all go and get themselves drafted and play fucking lights out amazingly. How does this keep happening?
September 1, 20187 yr All the national media and twitter is having so much fun at our expense. Hoping App State can pull off the upset of Pedo State so our embarrassment falls into the background. That’s the state of Texas football right now.
September 1, 20187 yr 18 minutes ago, Wishbone said: They used Porter in the most likely way he is suited for. Short yardage. Toe nail puts the ball on the ground. True, but he's a great receiving threat
September 1, 20187 yr 34 minutes ago, Publiushorn said: I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit. I've never actually negged anyone before because I think it's stupid. You just changed my mind. Why don't you step away from the keyboard and go find something constructive to do. Like switch loyalty to tOSU, aggy, OU, or Penn State. I have a feeling you'd fit in a lot better with one of those fan bases, you stupid fucking twat.
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