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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Sam is so unclutch — whatever that is — it’s not even funny.

nailed it.  USC, OK State etc. 

Although the D in H1 was shit too, can't blame it all on Sam. 

Plus the 15 yard punt was very harmful 

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1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Why are we dead set on a roll out, buy time, and force a bad pass. Herman has done this for 2 fucking years. 

The play where Sam was rolling left, against his body, was just plain stupid.  Why would you do that?

Beck is a fucking idiot. Ehlinger’s favorite player has to be Romo.


Romo was a top-level NFL quarterback. Sam isn’t in the Top 75 FBS QB’s at this point.
And there it is. 
Same ole shit, new year. I’m tired of the season being over before Week 2. 


This. All of this.

At least with the rain delay our drop into the offseason took 5.5hrs to achieve rather than 4.

Unprepared entering the game...check

Unprepared out of halftime....check

Unprepared out of the delay....check

Thanks for a great Saturday Texas.  GFY

 

Sam sucks ass.  Zero winning mentality.  Hes the reverse of guys like Vince who had that will to win.  He wills games to losses.

And Herman and this staff need to go.  Losing to that maryland team is laughable. 

Motherfucker....will we ever recover from this fucking drought!!!

Sam has no clutch bone in his body


This

Team is going to be really bad this season. Not much to look forward to except maybe blowing it up and starting all over. It’s been 10 years since we had a competitive offense.  

Shocker, Ellinger chokes again.  Buechele must have really pissed someone off or fucked someone’s mother to not get any PT today.  If that’s the case then move on to a Freshman and let’s go.

Lost by 5 this year. 50% improvement YoY. That's progress. Just a poorly coached team.

Ugh crushing way to start the season.

This will mark the beginning of the end for Herman. He’s not the guy 

Sick thing is, people will blame Herman, and they should but so many idiots here agreed with him that Sam was the best option. Heard has always been 10x the option Sam or really Shane too is.

Here we go. Get those TH bingo cards ready. 


Who is the next corch?

Here's hoping Tom Herman asphyxiates on Beck's dick.

6 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Is our long national nightmare over?

Where the hell is FC Horn?

Will the Surl survive?

Time to win.

- Nope.

- Who knows?

- So far, so good.

- FML

 

Countdown to the start of next season... 365

If you are going with Sam as your qb then run him. Give him pass/run options. 

Not fair to put the loss on Sam, but his record as a starting QB doesn't lie.  You are what your record says you are.

 

Herman is a fraud. At this point I hope Zach Smith has dirt on him and calls the NCAA

This team played without energy or discipline 

We haven’t had a QB since Colt.  We have other issues but we haven’t had a QB since Colt.

1)  Porter is a waste of a scholarship.  

2) Please no more wide receiver screens

3) Can we throw to the tight end 6-8 times a game?

Horrible game.  Poor prep.  Poor play calling.  Same old Shit!

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Michael Griffin: “It’s speechless!”

You said it, Michael.

can we burn that stupid LHN down while we’re at it? So fucking embarrassing.

 

This is all the Longhorn Network's fault. I can't explain it any other way. Ever since that shitty network started, we have been awful. 

With Porter and Sam in there with Beck calling plays, what could go wrong?

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

This is the first time we've lost back to back season openers since 91-92

Do you think maybe we can lure Charlie back?

Sam’s ability to throw games away is unparalleled 

1 minute ago, MichaelUngar#1fan said:

Sick thing is, people will blame Herman, and they should but so many idiots here agreed with him that Sam was the best option. Heard has always been 10x the option Sam or really Shane too is.

I’ve never understood why Herman supposedly likes running QB’s and Heard never got a sniff. There must be some reason - I’m not the coach - but I’ve never understood it. 

Outplayed and out coached....agaain.

Shane should of been in starting the second half, horrible coaching 

Maybe we'll start 1-0 next year against La Tech.

Gonna' have to start starting the seasons against the Northwestern State's of the world.

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