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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
    Publiushorn

    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Maybe we'll start 1-0 next year against La Tech.

Gonna' have to start starting the seasons against the Northwestern State's of the world.

This. And fuck the high and mighty fuckers thinking this is the pussy way out. Bama and all the fuckers at the top do this shit. 

What did this team do during the entire month of August?

They looked more unprepared this year than they did last year.

WTF?

I fucking swear this asshat talked about too many people trying to be perfect last year.

"Our guys are trying too hard to be perfect" is wearing really fucking thin, Coach.

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

Please let Cam Rising play a little in the Tulsa game.  

I'm all for Cam Rising because it is very apparent our coaches suck. so if we are going to be down 20 points in the first half to shitty teams this year we might as well try to find out if we have a VY or Colt on campus.

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

i know the redshirt rules are different, but i don't think sending another freshman out there to fail is the best strategy going forward.

Get him some game snaps so that he will be in a position to beat out Sam next year.  

8 minutes ago, Tracer Bullet said:

LHN vs. a Big 12 network was pure hubris on the school's part.  Pride goeth before the fall

Fuck you, aggy

Mensa is still a gigantic pussy for not making the coordinators available in pressers. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

This. And fuck the high and mighty fuckers thinking this is the pussy way out. Bama and all the fuckers at the top do this shit. 

We played Maryland for Christ's sake. If you field a halfway decent team, this is the definition of a lopsided win. 

That’s the 4th loss we’ve had via turnover at the end with Sam as the QB.

Hey look, it's the deer in the headlights look from Mensa again. Just like last year 

7 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Herman is a fraud. At this point I hope Zach Smith has dirt on him and calls the NCAA

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1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

What kind of pizza did you order, Coach?

#PapaJohns...

Canada for head fucking coach.  Fuck this shit.  I spend too much god damned money and energy on this fucking program to watch this shitshow week in and week out.

1 minute ago, honolulu horn said:

We played Maryland for Christ's sake. If you field a halfway decent team, this is the definition of a lopsided win. 

Are you kidding?  Maryland is 2-0 in their last 2 years openers vs ranked teams!

Tom, why do other teams not have ridiculously stupid penalties like we do?

"Coach, what do you think your record will be after OU?"

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Are you kidding?  Maryland is 2-0 in their last 2 years openers vs ranked teams!

Thanks, I needed the laugh.

We're better now than at any point last year?  Did I hear correctly?

how do you let a sub .500 Maryland team come out twice and pants you in the first half Tom? is that on the coaches?

4 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Oh shit, he doesn’t know how to fix this  

Put in Shane. Well he is not Toms guy so that isn’t happening. Keep running with Tebow lite mofo.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have no idea why he didn't at least get a series or two.  If you aren't going to run Sam, there's absolutely no point.

This.  If you're not running Sam he's an even greater liability at quarterback.

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Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

This makes for a long, miserable weekend.

Why? Were you really expecting this team to be successful? 

I gave up pinning my hopes on an MFC about 7 years ago. 

2 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

I fucking hate Mike Finger so much.

Is he wrong?

1 minute ago, Boerne Horn said:

Canada for head fucking coach.  Fuck this shit.  I spend too much god damned money and energy on this fucking program to watch this shitshow week in and week out.

You spend money on this??  You must be young or have more money than sense.

I hate that we lost, but the days of me wasting Saturdays anticipating our games and then watching a train wreck are long over.  

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

how do you let a sub .500 Maryland team come out twice and pants you in the first half Tom? is that on the coaches?

Maryland is 1.000 against us. They're only sub .500 against all the other teams.

Totally pathetic. My five year old can coach better than that.

Why even watch the post game interviews. Why is there even one for losers? Ya suck, get your ass on the plane and come home in shame. You got beat by Maryland, twice

We certainly showed we are capable of competing for a big 12 championship at times. What. The. Fuck. 

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