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2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness

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  • Publiushorn
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    I which one of our players--say Kyle Porter-- would've died in the offseason from heat exhaustion. So at least I would know they were doing shit.

  • Runs with booze
    Runs with booze

    I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much the

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Anyone want to bet UT misses an extra point today?

We'd have to get a TD first, right?

We are bad again. Can’t do anything right. If they’d score again it’s over.
Doooomed!

Starting to look like this is going to be another very long season.


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At this point I'm just lmao.

 

Thank God for Volleyball and Baseball.

Just now, Fozzz said:

This looks like another 6-6 team. 

Find me 6 wins!!!1!!1  /surlyoverreactionafter1stdriveoftheyear

Drop back against 9man coverage, run 6 yard route on 3rd and 9.

Thankfully, I’m out hunting.

And we have this.

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I don’t know if it’s gonna be enough....for fuck’s sake.

I knew both lines would be an issue. We look so sluggish and uninspired.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Hey Tom... The TEXAS offense still fucking sucks. .

 

Remember this is TEXAS offense not Tim Beck’s offense.

He’s a bad QB. Yell at Mack all you want he got us an MNCafter 35 years. 

Tom is Charlie. When you know you should fire Tim beck but make excuses to keep him on and you look like this then you know what’s coming. 

 

I predict another 7-5 season.

1 minute ago, Brandywine said:

Man, we don’t look good right now. I know we’ll get better as the game goes on. But this feels like last year.

Fuck I hope we look better than this. This is awful. 

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Telegraphing it

My username was supposed to be an anti jinx dammit. 

1 minute ago, Fat Bastard said:

3rd and 9 and throw 6 yards. 

Do you know Greg?

Insanity = Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different result.

FUCK THESE TURDS WE NEED A PICK 6 TO GET THE MOMENTUM GODDAMNIT

Don’t want to overreact but JFC. With all the distractions Maryland has been dealing with, this is an unacceptable start.

we are about to get lapped in recruiting if this shit continues.

So depressing

I’m still in the fucking fuming stage.
Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Defense should do better on this series 

I sure fuckin hope so

Just now, Nicole44 said:

He’s a bad QB. Yell at Mack all you want he got us an MNCafter 35 years. 

Ehlinger is not the answer. I agree.

Just now, BurntEyes said:

"Texas Offense" - Tom Herman

newsflash.  tom herman sucks at choosing OCs.

Uninspired players don’t win football games.

Tom is Charlie. When you know you should fire Tim beck but make excuses to keep him on and you look like this then you know what’s coming. 
 
I predict another 7-5 season.
which 7?
1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

c'mon Greenspoint....do your magic so we can pull a "W" out of our ass.

Ball game

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Find me 6 wins!!!1!!1  /surlyoverreactionafter1stdriveoftheyear

Why should we expect more?

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

3rd and 9, run the route short. Hmmm

yea, that was the only fucking route ran

At least Ehlinger can talk shit on Twitter

Just now, crash_davis said:

newsflash.  tom herman sucks at choosing OCs.

he said to blame him. I blame him. 

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